>>12428513
My mom just told me to get my sweaty ass off of the couch!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12410650
She may be half ASIAN GORL half LATINA, but it's the LATINA side that's doing the sex part!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12400234
women are always real when I don't want them to be. But let a woman learn of my desire for her, then she disappears herself.

Your fortune: Outlook good