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I always introduce myself as a future war criminal. This works really well to break the ice and is much more interesting than "being a security guard".
I have a list of countries whose sovereignty I don't recognise and even have a framed letter from the EU Parliament telling me to stop suggesting the partition of Belgium.
My political views are so sinister that girls think I am joking and start to laugh.

I actually like lentils (eat two times a week). But this guy made the historical dish wrong. He used the wrong variety of lentils that would exist in Europe at the time.
The lentils Greeks would eat would be 4 times smaller.