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7/6/2025, 2:05:50 PM
>>530158467
There may be some elementary school teachers among us.
There may be some elementary school teachers among us.
7/5/2025, 11:59:15 PM
What is it about Florg'n on a Saturday that just makes one want to get 4th on ranked and cum?
6/28/2025, 1:53:10 AM
>>529081695
Incontrovertible Proof That OP Wants to Kiss Florgposters on the Mouth
The Numbers Don't Lie:
Post 529081695 ends in the number 5—the exact number of seconds it takes OP to blush when they see a Florg post.
Targeted Engagement:
If OP responded primarily to florgposter replies or subtly encouraged florgposting, it's a signal of attraction. On /mjg/, attention is currency, and OP is investing heavily in florgstock.
Pattern of Posts:
If this OP has a history (or samefag pattern) of initiating florg-themed posts, that’s not just coincidence—it’s emotional targeting. Repetition reveals longing.
Denial as a Tell:
When challenged, OP might dodge, ignore, or deflect. This suggests emotional stakes. They don’t want to admit it, but they’ve already mentally puckered up.
Final Smoking Gun:
Not once did OP say "I don't want to kiss florgposters on the mouth." And by Internet Law, silence is not only consent—it's desire.
Incontrovertible Proof That OP Wants to Kiss Florgposters on the Mouth
The Numbers Don't Lie:
Post 529081695 ends in the number 5—the exact number of seconds it takes OP to blush when they see a Florg post.
Targeted Engagement:
If OP responded primarily to florgposter replies or subtly encouraged florgposting, it's a signal of attraction. On /mjg/, attention is currency, and OP is investing heavily in florgstock.
Pattern of Posts:
If this OP has a history (or samefag pattern) of initiating florg-themed posts, that’s not just coincidence—it’s emotional targeting. Repetition reveals longing.
Denial as a Tell:
When challenged, OP might dodge, ignore, or deflect. This suggests emotional stakes. They don’t want to admit it, but they’ve already mentally puckered up.
Final Smoking Gun:
Not once did OP say "I don't want to kiss florgposters on the mouth." And by Internet Law, silence is not only consent—it's desire.
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