>>34153241
WOMAN HAS BOYFRIEND AND WON'T SEND FREE NUDES TO STRANGERS?!?!?! GRRR

>>511010458
>A-Are they paying you by the word

idk man.. ask the NATIVE AMERICAN SPEAKERS

haha dumbass

>keep your samefag fanfiction to one thread or better yet to yourself. spamming only invites hatred which you would know if you weren’t such a newfag

post yfw your small penis could never satisfy her

>stop ruining my thread

Tried to nair my bollocks and it went horrendously, stupid fucking fitbit I was going to use as a timer flicked over to the heart rate monitor which you can't cancel and I really should've trimmed the absolute forest down there beforehand, whole bunch of bits undone and my ballsack is really sore