RAW became shit since Roman left and HHH can't book for shit

Hey Will, I have some potted plants in my house thought I might water them and send them to HGTV to give your show some competition

>Hey Kross I see you're getting a lot of reactions and fan support but I need to push the Syrian crying ginger as a babyface cause of political reasons and also can't let him go to AEW so lay down and take the pin ok pal?

What HHH really said was
>Punk's last chance to still be relevant is with WWE
>He burned all his bridges and he doesn't want to fall back into obscurity with failed MMA "career", failed comicbook push, failed D list movies
>You're going to go to Saudi like a good little soldier and you're going to apologize oh and here's a fun thing for you to do, dress like Thuganomics Cena and rap
>If you don't like it you could always quit and go back to AE...oh never mind