I DONT WANNA REROLL!

No.... It can't be.... Gohan was supposed to be mine....

K. ROOL WASN'T SUPPOSED TO APPEAR!

CRINGEgeta BTFO:

>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>always working the workrate match in the midcard while Goku’s main eventing with the merch moves
>gets X-Pac heat from the kids
>buried himself with that "over 9000" promo, never recovered
>turns babyface, heel, antihero, still can’t get over
>tries to shoot on Goku IRL, still jobs clean in 10 minutes
>”b-but my pride”
>spends years building to a push, gets squashed by a villain Goku beats in 2 episodes
>marks keep saying “this is his arc,” it never is
>shoots hard on the bookers, still re-signs every time
>gets one fluke win in a tag match, acts like he’s headlining
>still can’t sell a t-shirt
>Goku shows up once, pops the crowd, buries him again
>Vegeta's greatest moment is blowing himself up and the villain no-sells it
>literally booked like 2000s Kane but without the nostalgia
>not even the best heel on his team
>never beat Goku clean, never will
>Vegeta will retire with a losing record and a closet full of Goku shirts his son bought
>”I did it for my family!”
>they still cheer Goku