REMEMBER MENTZER, I. AM. BETTER. THAN. YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

>I bought you a Rolex, I'm pretty cool right, will you hang out with me?

One day Sam will run out of irony, and then what?

>>212003685
Kek, this would be a good long bit, Sam taking on the role of a concerned father figure, trying to steer the Ellie away from Goran Weinstein.

Or better yet, Sam antagonizing that succubus for the duration of the show, telling her to stay away from that sweet innocent boy Jet, The Good Son.

>>211916405
>"This fucking aesthetic, man. This was the shit! Everything else has been ugly ever since."
>tortures you for half an hour with a 120p video of Dave Elsewhere "dancing"
>"This shit was AWESOME man! Look, look, you're missing the best part!"
>goes into twenty minute rant on how art and civilization peaked with Quake I fragmovies

>OMG THESE VINTAGE JAPANESE HD TUBE CAMERAS ARE AWESOME! THESE CLOSEUPS OF A 14 YEAR OLD CHILD LOOK SO CRISP!!!
What did artist guy mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eZAdgpKuHE