Thread 211916325

nothing ever happens edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Ben talked a Daniel for a min, idk stopped watching
-- Jet is a failure
-- Ben might actually be gay
-- Your engagement is futile
--Literally nothing has happened in days
-Ellie still hasn't showed her feet
-- S2 retards made them think they could shit out this turd

>Watch Here
ppv.to/ft

>Never Pay Them

>Don't take creating these threads seriously and make up fake news

It's time.

Ellie is for long deep kisses with 70 year old men :3

what the fuck is connor talking about

https://x.com/Connorrush_/status/1937497152680304845

https://x.com/Connorrush_/status/1937494531982700904

show is dead pack it up

so who showed up in the middle of the night?

>they actually get bam margera to show up
>they proceed to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the night
>any of bam's fans who tuned in just saw the fish sitting around sleeping and doing nothing

bravo, wiggers.

https://x.com/alob_e/status/1937282700022284533
almost 6k likes, it's over

>tfw i actually have nostalgia for rachel
KILL ME AND END THIS SEASON

>literally nothing happened the past few days
>sam no show
>bam shows up
>bam's wife marky posts
>still sam no show

>>211916383
Nobody

>>211916373
big stwetch

>>211916385
bam taught them skating. they had a good time.

the ONLY reason Sam doesn't fire Jet is because he feels a fatherly bond because of his adoption backstory and how fucked his childhood was. this cannot be debunked

FISHTANK IS BUTTSEX

this season's gimmick is the wiggers putting all of their effort into getting famous people to notice them. First was the Asmongold stunt, then paying Bam 5 figures to appear for an hour, supposedly Nick Fuentes soon.

>>211916385
I phoned my mate because he was a big bam fan and we ended up talking longer than his appearance.

If Letty had a daughter she would literally pimp her out to a Sam Hyde or Jet Neptune or some kick pimp

very interesting how the season fell apart after Angie was eliminated

>>211916426
Nina*

Why does everyone only shit on Jet when Ben is just as bad, just as culpable + an unc?

>>211916426
No, she'd abort her.

>stox board still off
>half the cams down
everything is falling apart

Flees said big collab on Wednesday
So I guess we are getting him tomorrow

>>211916432
False

>>211916375
bro really let rumination take hold of him

I ruined my.life

Remember in seasons 1 and 2 when they were constantly pulling fish aside and giving them side quests? How they'd usually have multiple activities a day planned? It's been worse before, but its never been this grim. It's a worse version of season 1 after Jon left and before Fatty showed up.

>>211916395
Everything changed.

>>211916437
its funny

>>211916426
Yeah we know. She already pimped out Abi.

>>211916459
If they don't turn off/heavily moderate TTS he's going to embarrass himself

>>211916421
now that is a throwback

>>211916383
ben showed his batman underwear to daniel around 5

>>211916352
Fuck yeah fatty

>>211916478
Yeah, where the fuck are the side quests and shit?

>>211916459
literally who?

>>211916462
>False

>>211916437
Jet is young enough to change his ways

What's the point of recaps? I can understand clips but it's not like there's some important storyline to follow

>>211916391
"MDE never dies" bros...
I dont feel so good

i have a crush on Kai Trump

>someone knocks on front door for 2 minutes
>half the cams go down

>>211916478
those side quests ALWAYS ended with "production told me..." theres a reason they dont do them anymore

>>211916519
Tradition

>>211916507
They should have brought back the production cam. I've always expected it to be boring or them just sitting around staring at a computer and random small talk.

literally all they have to do is give them fucking things to do...it really cant be this hard. even seth of all fucking people took the first thing they gave him and ran with it (completely changing his persona)

where is angie nip slip plz

>>211916504
i can only think of one, when spencer first arrived and ben told direnc to make him panic for a fishbuck

>Ben was legitimately mad at her last night for sleeping
I hate him

>>211916398
who gives a fuck, sam is does the same sulk that daniel does when he is there

She was the key to all of this

>>211916538
It would just be Jet gooning to Ellie

>>211916375
What the fuck is he doing? It's been like 8 months

Freddy looked at this and said
>ZAMN GIRL, I NEED TO TAP THAT

>>211916550
https://x.com/bigbottlenoprot/status/1937327408463642787

>>211916373
I'd inhale the sweat out of those socks

these fishtank seasons are never memorable
I can't even remember what happened in the first 5 days

sam would have been crying the blues had he been there yesterday for bam's gf's epic marky post.

>>211916437
Because jet has all the power and will sabotage his own show to own the trolls, ben is basically just his top guy

They need to bring Josie, TJ and Binx in to stirr up the tank.

You guys forgetting about something?

>>211916511
Jet, hire this man

For a week now, I've been saving every Ellie pic and clip available AND I've stopped jerking off and watching porn. I just look ar her pictures. A monster is growing inside of me. I feel powerful but instable. If she doesn't pop out a foot by the end of the season, something is gonna happen...

>>211916570
Freddy just hangs around whoever is the most outgoing. At first it was Rachel, then it was Angelina, now its her.

>>211916519
>I can understand clips
Okay now imagine several clips put together, do you get it now

>>211916575
very nice

>>211916570
She looks like if both Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff were her fathers.

gayanon here... just found clips of aryeh talking about how hes straight and is tired of gay guys hitting on him... whats the fucking point of living anymore? i just charged back the fucking plushie i bought for him FUCK

>Instead of eliminations, have large challenges give contestents GSP (GoldStrikerPoints)
>GSP is tracked in the basement and is shown on the site
>winners of designated challenges get GSP, perhaps multiple depending on the difficulty or legnth of the challenge
>team challenges get GSP for each team member. This will potentially incentivise self sabatoge to prevent someone from getting more
>fish are told directly every time they earn them, but are never told their count. It's up to them to keep track of it themselves, as well as keep track of other fish's
>thought that second part will be somewhat difficult because there are other ways to earn GSP, too
>such as secret mission given by prod
>doing some kind of incredible feat or a funny moment that entertains the audience greatly (creating content)
>showing some unique form of stregnth or resiliance during a brutal challenge
>all of this eventually leads to the top 4, 3, or 2 competing in the last week for the grand prize
>the amount of finalists is determined by the amount of people in the house and the range of GSP the fish have. Ex. If there are 12 people in the house by the end, and the top 4 fish have 20, 18, 17, and 12, the final week is a gauntlet of challenges between the top 3 as the 4th didnt get close enough to match them. But if the 4th had 16, then it would have been a 4 fish gauntlet. Sounds confusing to type that out, but it's pretty simple in concept, it's just a fluid system so you can structure it properly to fit the season
>every other fish who isnt a finalist has the option to stay and continue earning fishbucks for participating, but they will mostly be relegated to npcs ala s2 swamp olympics.They dont compete directly with the fish for the grand prize, and may even help them as grunts or something during challenges
>once the finali fish are in the actual finale, their GSP are equalized or reset and they compete directly on an even field. This avoids over-steamrolling basically
Rate my system

>>211916437
Ben's funny and Jet's a pretentious prick.

>>211916570
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run, run run run away, oh, oh, oh

>>211916553
She wasn’t the only one sleeping yesterday, but I’m thinking it was the sleeping in front of the ptz cam. she was was doing it all day yesterday and she’s always looking at it and checking to see if it’s pointed at her, making faces, etc

They should do an all winners season if they get to enough seasons to fill a house

Brokencyde are coming to the tank

>>211916603
kill yourself my nigga

I exist to serve Nina.

>>211916587
She didn't do it on purpose, it was something like "ask about marky". She had no who or what that was.

>>211916617
11/10

>>211916603
it's the ace up her sleave for if she ever need immunity via stox

>>211916594
Oh yeah those content winners
>um what the spruce!
>ummmm....yeah...hahah......
>*makes out with ellie in confessional*

>>211916547
look you don't get it, okay? it's for the edit

>>211916557
She would've been coddled nontent

>>211916570
Who else is he going to go after?
Fred hates being rejected so Ellie being nervous af around him is a turn off

>>211916619
>Ben's funny
He hasn't said or done anything funny this season.

>>211916634
fuck yeah, crunkcore will fix the vibes better than a pizza party

nigga heil nina

What happened to the whole Rube Goldberg machine bit they were going to do

>>211916609
Most of those videos have a voice-over

>>211916617
that's just the chips idea from s2 and they were incapable of doing it.

>>211916570
He’s uglier than this

>>211916608
When you're introverted you can bounce off an extroverts energy and social presense. They're good to have around because they make socializing easier and are way better at breaking the ice and starting conversations and not in an awkward somewhat forced way.

>>211916638
cope

>>211916617
actually pretty good

>>211916662
https://x.com/SeanDSarcasm_/status/1937436633113985258

It's ironic that they had Bam on since they're going down the exact same path he did, and they're obviously learning from none of his mistakes. At least Bam never took his fame for granted and has always appreciated and loved his fans.

At this rate these fuckers are going to be working at McDonalds by 2030

>>211916608
he's had a crush on her since day 1

>>211916683
With?

ellie in heels

wn2b waping Angie

>>211916557
Maybe its foolish to base it off one line, but she probably would've been a tryhard. Whether that's better than Ellie is up to you.

>>211916662
>floating kike

Where's NINA

>>211916669
No they were capable but as soon as tj lost his chips to tayleigh they changed the whole system and basically trashed it because their favorite got fucked by someone playing the game.

>>211916690
What the fuck are you talking about?

>Check 3 recap channel
>none of the mention the Marky incident by Bam's wife
Bros.... are we washed up and irrelevant now? or are the recaps just grifters without knowing Sam lore?

>>211916703
he's so effortlessly funny

>>211916695
>this is my woom, I did have a woomate, she wasnt a vewy nice pewson

>>211916603
I do that every season but I always end up moving on. It’s a 6 week voyeur obsession, but I have to admit Ellie is particularly more pretty than anyone before so I maybe sad when they inevitably kick her. It would’ve been interesting to have had a PTZ cam on S1/S2, would’ve I have felt the same in comparison lol

tayjeet cope in june 2025 lmao

>>211916714
i understand that, but i mean how they wanted to have a rent system and if at the end of the week, you didn't have enough chips, you got kicked.

>>211916629
I mean, already josie wants nothing to do with fishtank and burt is blacklisted, and im sure prod will continue to burn bridges if the seasons continue

>>211916689
Ben in his underwear is the only funny production bit this season, I'll give them that lol

>>211916714
She also had him dead to rights eliminated by chris points two seperate times and they had to change the rules lmao

why are stox not showing?

Angelina wanted to be abused so much. She was the perfect contestant for Hell House. Unfortunately this is Faggot Tank.

>>211916732
Tayleigh won, cope

Why did they say mobile cams were live yesterday!?

>>211916716
Because no one really cares. Yeah, he did wrong but..no one cares.

>>211916587
he didn't have to be there to be crying the blues lol, bams wife publicly saying marky? dude...

mornin' im ready for another day of nontent

>>211916715
I'm saying that you're a lazy faggot who thinks this cashcow is just going to run forever so you sit in the basement doing whippets while your fanbase dwindles.

>>211916760
Tayleigh won what? Kentucky fried meth dick?

>>211916754
Wasted physical abuse potential.
SAD!

>>211916760
Tayleigh won cope

Im not even excited for today or the rest of the season. Just the fact they waited until they were ready to cut cams for the night to say
“Oh uhh hhaha yea so no freeloader”
Fuck jet
Fuck fishtank
Fuck sam
Fuck mde

>dude a CELEBRITY showed up for 5 minutes, did nothing, then left
>this is EPIC!

Cannot believe there are niggers dumb enough to find this entertaining. Unironically consider Canadian health care if this describes you.

>>211916618
I mean what else is there to be excited for other than to simp when they drop the ball time and time again

>>211916732
All of them were ass but they blatantly changed the whole system when tj got fucked by tay because he trusted someone who hates him on the second to last day like a retard.
>>211916749
>Chris points
Thinking fatty ever held any kind of power is retarded. He's there to be a lolcow.

>>211916779
>fishtank season 2
>my heart
>cutest little streamer alive award 2024

how long have the cams been down?

>>211916703
>>211916719
And it was completely natural too. It was literally just him making comments and being ever so slightly too awkward. And his mannerisms were amusing as well.

for my birthday every year i have a pie, pecan pie

Number of days Sam has not shown up to fishtank season 4: 4 days
per yesterday

>>211916779
Yup, only fishtank person to not date down

>>211916775
Today, we are ....cleaning.

>>211916803
who cares
if they were up nothing would be different, nothing happens on this show
They spent all day yesterday sleeping and milling about until bam showed up for an hour and went right back to doing it once he left.

>>211916777
Well, I wouldn't care about jets downfall, but just to piss you off, I hope this gets popular and makes millions of dollars. And jet takes a shit on your front lawn.

>>211916760
Friendly reminder to everyone reading, tayleigh is still KWABOTC and nobody has gotten close

today I will remind them

Hopefully they bring damiel back!

>>211916809
who gives a fuck

>>211916809
He’s trying to distance himself from fishtank, he constantly refers to it as jets thing now

>>211916809
he was there yesterday in the cell!

>>211916809
did you not get the memo anon?

Abusing women is beautiful.

>Still no Angelica OnlyFans
Grim and fucked

>>211916809
he hasn't added anything anyways

>>211916803
2-3h

>>211916826
How lmao

>>211916809
>discussing rachel leaving
>Sam says they should have people on deck at all times to come in the tank as replacements
>Goran agrees
>There's still no Rachel replacement
>Goran is now tweeting out asking for people to apply to be a freeloader

Sam may be miserable but the show would run 1000x better if he was more involved just because he has common sense.

>>211916770
no one cared about it, but the way they made it a third rail made everyone care about it, you can't be an edgelord and police speech

>>211916798
I hope she knows she has one last Tayfag out here fighting.

>>211916817
Speaking of cleaning, what's the final word on the race of the brazilian cleaners yesterday: beaner, black, off-white, white or other?

>>211916842
where is nip slip anon

>>211916809
Sam doesn't care about fish tank he said before its Jet's thing and Jet alone, Sam just comes on for a quick view boost but clearly doesnt want to be there, i think Jet has a deal with him that Sam has to be on camera X amount of hours per season. and sam doesnt like it so he just ''works'' annoyed in the corner of the room.

>>211916809
Why bother. He just fucks around on his laptop

>>211916829
One of the best days in tank history, the meltdown was epic

>>211916825
> I hope this gets popular and makes millions of dollars
Brutal, we all know that will literally never happen. DOA show

>>211916825
if jet neptune shows up on my lawn he's getting shot with my M1 Garand

>>211916669
The chips was retarded because they never explained shit
They were vague like "oh you can buy shit with them and you might need to pay rent lol" it was never specifically about the grand prize. It it was, it was not communicated to the fish, nor the audience, and I nolifed basically the whole thing. Chips would work if there were proper parameters that designated them as in-game currency theyre encouraged to gain AND use for various perks and advantages. Say, trading some chips for a couple hour long session with a Zune that has music on it (headphones cost extra chips) or a slight advantage on a challenge, or getting a specific type of meal delivered. They shouldn't necessarily be hoarding them for some vague unspecified reason and should be a game mechanic that only supplements the actual game. It shouldn't be the core concept of the season

>>211916865
it's definitely some sort of contractual obligation for the investors

>>211916863
what level of retard is this

>>211916858
Jet's incompetence is on another level. Even the dumbest ape would have the thought "We should have backups on hand". But nope, he got two nontent people at the last second to replace the original cast, like a moron.

>>211916835
Yeah but he's not distancing himself from his 50% equity in the company, entitling him to 50% of the profits.

>>211916864
>>211916575

>>211916864
she copyrighted her clips you cant post it anymore

>>211916890
2

>>211916858
two big problems I see:
>Jet's defiant obstinance
>Jet's ego
Part of me feels like he wants a good show but those two contributing factors above hold him back, especially the defiant obstinance one.

>>211916912
It's on twitter anon, the fuck are you talking about

>gets chewing tobacco
This is when I fully realized the wiggers are not making the show shitty out of malice but that they are genuinely retarded. Like it must be a struggle for them to even get to the shit quality that we have.

>>211916714
Tjseethers will use this to say tay should have won and completely ignore the fact that the entire rest of the house was going to give all their chips to tj before they prevented them from doing that because it would reverse things and basically win it for tj immediately
Tay lost

ALERT ALERT
This is not a drill.
Jet is taking down PPV cameras 1 by 1 he changing the API so it bugs out and cant load

>>211916900
boss baby thinks that all the pieces will just fall to place under his genius tenure and when it doesn't its the fish/the fans/other production/extreme circumstance's fault

>>211916900
Seth is on par with Megan.

>>211916938
More reason to jump this sinking ship

>>211916788
they are very evil

>>211916858
it's not that Sam needs to be more involved. it's that jet needs to be less involved.

>>211916938
Good

Might as well rename these threads to /JG/ (Jet General)

Bam won’t even do a quick instagram post about the show
he robbed you

>>211916938
It's over.

>>211916900
>>211916858
It's simply too much. Anyone that was provided the infrastructure that jet was, including any random anon in this thread, would more than likely be a better showrunner than jet. And that's a huge issue. Yeah sure it has to make money, but you can ALSO make a good show. And it's also clear he wants to make it all about himself. The amount of times he is on camera this season outweighs probably even S2 I would bet, not that I'd bother to time both season's appearances.

>>211916938
its fucked on the website too

>>211916938
Where do we watch now?

>>211916938
why?

In season 1 how did they get Lance here from Australia within like 48 hours of his twitter post but now in season 4 Fishtank is better than ever but they haven't been able to get a Rachel replacement yet?

>>211916938
fuck around

>>211916998
jokes aside i think he comes on a lot because it makes it feel like something is happening

>>211916881
yeah, but they're incapable of doing something like that. just like they wouldn't be able to stick with goldstrikerpoints.

>>211917007
Messes with the 10pm - 10am scamming

>>211916968
It is purely evil. They would be nothing without the fans, sure you can say that about anyone but no one but fans would watch this shit. no one but fans tune in for hours of their day and they treat the viewers like shit. Its just a number on the screen. It would be a shame if that number inched closer and closer to zero.

>>211916858
All that needs to occur is for Sam to let go of his misguided loyalty and hand the show off to someone else, maybe Ben, maybe Luke, maybe even he just takes it over. As seen by G in S3, he can absolutely have fun with roles, but he also clearly desires effort and a good show.

do you guys think that Sam is acually doing poorly? he seems to be a lot different this year compared the last seasons, even in season 3 he seemed down. what's going on with him compared to season 1? pride before the fall?

The show is getting *worse*
It should be getting better as Jet gains experience, but instead he continues to do drugs, bang the contestants, and blame all his problems on other people.

Nothing on my side using the site, cams static until you click on them..

>>211917013
Make the call.

>>211917007
he wants people to buy the season pass for the after dark hours

>>211916938
>selling the hardware to pay Bam
Sad.

>>211917042
I honestly feel like extreme piece of shit was a massive flop for him.

There are almost as many views on an anti-Sam tweet as there are on EP1.

>>211917042
he's legitimately dying from his poor health decisions.

>>211917042
what does sam even do besides fishtank and tweeting? don't say pgl and sam hyde show

>>211916982
That nigga treated it as a pure business transaction, as he should have. Not a second over his contracted obligation, while Jet actually thought Bam would for some reason love the dead air and awkwardness and stay to help the show LMAO

Jet don't paywall us bro ;_; we are poor people here

>>211917042
Season 2, back half of season 3, and season 4 are clearly awkward train wrecks to be around

>>211916938
Cool
Wont be watching anymore then

>>211917004
Fishtank.live!!
Or you can use the YouTube stream and watch director cam miss everything interesting!

i'm friends with one of the wiggers and he told me shit got BAD last night. sam came by a little buzzed and MAD as fuck about bam coming on, and what happened with his gf. he smacked jet in the face and started breaking shit. it's the reason there is no director cam right now, and half the cams are down. the wiggers are demoralized right now and sam went AWOl.

>>211917082
its 10 bro

>thinking they'll let direnc win
they made it clear in s2 and s3 that sam literally won't give you the money if they think you're gonna spend it on retarded shit
it's either a flip between Aryeh and Daniel but daniel's too retarded and nontent so they rather give it to Israel

>>211917066
and do you think he feels embarrassed for how much he hyped it up andhow bad it flopped/how much money he lost?

>>211916934
TJ is boring and nina wont fuck him
Tay is boring and she wont fuck her fans
Shinji fucked hot women
It's clear who won.

b3 cam is now down elliefags seething

>>211916938
Show is over?

>>211917073
and what will his legacy be, fishtank?

>>211917095
I would prefer that my computer is not used to mine bitcoin.

>>211917042
ive always known about him but i have never once felt compelled to check out his show or anything he has contributed to besides the tank

>>211916938
nooooo how will I watch them all lay around bored out of their minds now

>>211916938
the main site is acting weird i dont think its an api/ppv thing like youre guessing

>We should have people on deck to replace people
>How do we keep Angie and get rid of Dan
Tell me again why Jet is in charge instead of Sam

so we're all watching ellie rn right?

>>211917099
I believe this. Checked

>Seethe switching the servers to cuck PPV
KWAB

>>211917101
it could be 1, and i still wouldn't pay it. and it's actually 20

>>211917026
You are 100% right
Any good idea any anon can come up with would be impossible for these retarded faggots to pull off

The Angie Curse

>>211917099
bill ottman wept

>most cams are down
uuuhh bros??

>>211917110
it was supposed to be extreme peace but we all saw how that worked out

>>211917073
you think he's sick? he's only 40

>>211917056
its down on the site too

>>211917099
>mad as fuck about bam coming on
Nah, that would have gave him a lot more exposure. All bams fans are white trash, so he has something in common.

>>211917135
BIG day planned!

>>211916938
I've been stupid enough to buy a season pass every season so ive never used ppv but that is so fucking weak on jets part

>>211917104
with the cult status that WP had? He 100% has to be feeling that.

>>211917115
are they shutting it down, finally?

>>211917135
probably expensive having them run 24/7

>>211917103
theyre gonna let direnc win but the prize will either be the og 8k or they'll burt it and retcon the existence of prize money away

>>211917037
the fact that Maejok still has a job has made me lose all hope for any of the wiggers ever getting fired.

>>211917139
i dont know if its just his superior white genetics but he looks fuckin terrible for just 40 years old

>>211917131
Bloodgames was the most impressive feat by far, but I assume that was despite jet.

stay tuned :)

>>211917104
there's been one episode out. calm down virgin

>>211917042
You guys dont understand
This is the Goldstriker depressive episode after the dumpsterfire of s3's ending
The twist is coming soon. He's about to swing back into manic and the season is going to get good again

>>211917115
Thank god, the show is over

>>211917099
nice try anon, sam doesn't drink

>>211917042
He cheers up when letty is around

>>211917103
direnc is paying off her mortgage with it wdym???

finally some coptent, Las Vegas soon GET HYPED

>>211917115
When they come back up itll be house 2

Tonight on Fish Tank … Glenn Humplik!

>>211917158
he had some weird dry air thing in vegas or something he doesnt cough up blood in rhode island

>>211917183
oh yeah, the 'twist', what's the twist?

>>211917099
Then Ben started dry heaving and Jet had to rub through his shorts to Ivy Wolk to relieve the stress

>>211917103
>s2
they gave the money to fucking TJ

>all cams go down
>one hour goes by
>two hours go by
>three hours go by
>the cams finally come back on
>they're all inside an RV

>>211916938
You guys wanted to live Marky post. now this is the consequences.

>>211917066
>>211917104
Nick rochefort said they’ve made 3x what they put in already and says there’s going to be a third season

>>211917179
It was absolutely despite him
There were 20 or something other people all working together

>>211917210
that it's an audition for bloodgames 2 but everyone passes so we just get this cast in the woods for 3 weeks

>>211917202
ya it'll probs be the big house

>>211917223
wouldn't be mad

>>211917223
Nah

idk how you can be so bad at running a show after 4 seasons plus mini seasons

>>211917205
huge pop

>don't kick jin for saying the r word (_/r9k/_)
>let rachel leave because her gimmick had worn its welcome and she was taking up 80%+ of production's time even if she was the TTS cash cow
>due to rachel's departure, change the elimination challenge to an immunity challenge and just give the person who has the most candy immunity for the next elimination challenge, can also delay top stox immunity to the next elimination challenge and have two immunities at once
There, S4 saved. Just by avoiding completely avoidable things.

>>211917210
Just think of the least interesting, forgettable, non impactful change you could make to the show and then realize its going to be even more nontent than what you came up with

>>211917223
Seeing these ugly s3 fuckers infuriated me

>>211917103
sam hyde is a pussy

>>211917179
They had a team of writers, but Jet still did try to shit up the show (Remember "Charon" and whatever the fuck that V for Vendetta anonymous shit was?)

>>211917223
would be mad

>>211917126
Is it really? kek these slimeballs cant even be honest for 2 seconds

>>211917109
those same cams are down on the main site too

Frank should hassle Jet.

>>211917230
Oh man more poop jokes? Epic

>>211917045
I'm glad they found a hot rich asian who doesn't really care about her future in upper management enough to stick the show out.

>>211917251
She is just like her brother fr fr

>>211917230
it makes the doomposter seethe but sam/mde have insane pay piggies
just look at when they did those half assed streams clicking links and playing minecraft and shit they were the biggest youtube superchat earners above all the vtubers and egirls

>>211917243
get out of my ear dude

FIX THE CAMS WIGGERS I NEED TO SEE ELLIE SLEEPING

>>211917259
for $10, you'd only get 4 weeks. so you'd need to pay another $10 for the last 2.

>>211917273
Only Tim pool was higher

I don't see how anyone could think any MDE shit period is a failure when every single one of them is running around wearing a rolex and designer clothes.

>>211917243
seth spoiled the third paragraph

>>211917223
the RV and vegas trip sucked in a lot of ways but it was still kino when it was working and that they did it

>>211917073
Daily reminder to stay natty. Sam's advocacy for PEDs has always rubbed me the wrong way.
https://youtu.be/zAVrOW1w8rk

>>211917210
They were only pretending to be retarded this whole season so far

>>211917178
I guarantee you its the testosterone and smoking. He spent years preaching about how the dangers of both of those are overexaggerated and look at him now

>>211917281
This!
We only got 14 hours yesterday - FIX THE STREEEAM

>>211917099
Strike One!

>>211917301
>the hero arc
>but with production

>>211917286
they dont make their money from mde/fishtank, you retard

>>211917193
Stripper that occasionally does crack. San would never live that down

get him in the tank!
https://x.com/jokerwaffenfren/status/1937293376262471834

>>211917297
nobody's watching a 40 minute video of an ESL in his garage.

>>211917286
So do the Kardashians, but you don't see anybody thinking they're worth anything

>>211917297
Everyone should be on steroids, you’re wrong

>>211917213
He still had that money when he met Letty in Korea.

>>211916769
I literally have no clue.

>>211917317
MDE doesn't make their money from MDE? Weird!

>>211917297
>retard hyde cant use peds in a safe way
fuck, how did i missed that? it is obvious he cant use them
it is not about peds itself, it is about sam hyde being fucking retarded

>>211917317
Then where do they? Investors? Wojder stwone?

Sam fucked up by doing HGH instead of keeping it to test alone. His head is massive and his face is fucked. Same with his hair. He would have looked really good if he put on test muscle alone and stayed lean

i started using creatine because joe rogan told me to am i going to lose my hair and be fat?

>>211917213
yeah but that was also the season where they made a big deal about someone needing to improve in the tank to deserve it

>>211917327
I'm not saying I don't think basically everyone remotely affiliated with MDE isn't a faggot, I'm just saying that no matter what they do their retarded fanboys shovel money at them.

what did I miss, why is Seth now a Freeloader named Jerry?

>>211917349
There’s no way jobe doesn’t commit suicide before 30

>>211917286
it’s all pill money, dawg

>>211917103
direnc is literally the only one you could believe is going to use the money responsibly

>>211917188
He says he dies occasionally now

>>211917351
Behind the scene investors, since no company is retarded enough to sponsor them (besides stickermule)

>>211917357
I don't think he ever cared about looking good.

>>211917365
so he would do something

>>211917373
I wish he'd die more often

>>211917344
there's these things called investments. hopefully you will learn that at school one day.

>>211917326
Here's a shorter one
https://youtu.be/q1dr6WlETJU

Also
>not knowing NH
Holy DYEL, no wonder you niggers jump on PEDs.

>>211917294
The one good thing about the RV trip was watching sam be forced to interact with burt for hours at a time

>>211917371
She would spend it on crack

>>211917328
Yeah if you want to age rapidly and look like a retarded bald gorilla

i know its redundant but when Jet was talking to Rachel? about not listening to the audience and saying how we are faggots who dont know anything was him being honest.
He truly thinks he is infallible, his vision and show are perfect and its the viewers that fuck it up.

It was a good cast

>>211917188
he absolutely does now. he started around the time he started doing standup

>>211917369
Sam entering his Alex Jones snake oil salesman arc

>>211917372
>half the cams are down? damn…das crazy…

>>211917388
MDE isn't the same thing as World Peace retard

>>211917397
Nope
https://youtu.be/Rss3zb8TMXQ?si=xUZA26xDEiRrJR2n

>This season is already horrible and things are falling apart
>Bam Margera comes on as essentially a paid cameo that didn't even want to be there
>Despite Bam showing up none of the fish aside from Freddy even cared or tried to interact with the event
>Whichever freeloader they had lined up for yesterday bailed apparently
>Not Jet and Co. are working to shut down the PPV cams

This is arguably the worst Fishtank has ever been. Without the PPV it's almost unwatchable as well - they've been back ending a lot of things to happen after 10pm.

>>211903109
https://vocaroo.com/1lesNlXteGQf

>>211917398
its going to give me so much joy when in a few years we find his ebay store where he's having to sell his balenciagas because he's broke

>>211917399
They have always been good casts, its just they had a shit showrunner

What we need is some more body horror.

Is everyone enjoying the show?

Have they said anything about the cams? Or are the wiggers just a bunch of fucking retards?

>>211917399
yup it was but classic jet had to fuck it all up

>>211917399
>it was a good cast
>kick the pedo, kick the pedobait, kick the obese crying freak
>its not a great cast

Sorry guys, cams are down because Direnc and Freddy are wrestling naked in their own bodily fluids. We're waiting on animal control for some tranquilizer darts.

>>211917423
I mog this nigga naturally lmao. That's tough.

In like daniel irl I'll NEVER have sex without paying

>>211917399
Is it though?

>>211917444
why are people like this? Do they secretly actually get pussy from the e-girls and I just dont know it?

>>211917453
No you don’t

>>211917431
There's always been only like 1-2 standouts in each season. There's never been a cast full of bangers.

>>211917444
monster pop

>>211917230
Nick Rochefort said that they made 4.5 million dollars from WP2? okay retard. source

>>211917467
Ask chatgpt what findom is

>>211917467
How hard would it be to act like an girl and get free shit and money on twitter

>>211917399
Daniel and Ellie were the only miscasts

>>211917455
Same lol, that’s why he’s the best

>>211917230
no one is watching WP2 who will be watching WP3? the joyride audience? two things that will never happen

Where the fuck are the freeloaders

>>211917444
>throned me a laptop
does that mean give?

>>211917463
I really think it is. They just don't have anything to do.

>>211917488
I did that in college and made like $100 in a single night lol

>>211917477
I very much do. It's not even particularly hard.

>>211917444
Based

Imagine being a Fish right now. How do you not walk out the house? There's nothing going on, no energy, everyone is depressed and bored, the prize money isn't worth it, nobody cares about anything.

Complete waste of time

>>211917444
900$ macbook simps are grim

>>211917467
the creeps that never saw the light 30 years ago now have a roundabout way to interact with people, basically psychopaths that willfully impart things upon others in a form of forced debt to garner attention/affection. none are getting pussy

buffalo roam supreme supreme

>>211917467
they're hoping the money signals how much of a "competent provider" and "good partner" they will be and will win them over

>>211917503
throne.com

CAMS GOING DOWN
HOW AM I GOING TO HAVE MY FILL OF NONTENT NOW
SAVE ME MAEJOK MAAAAAAAAAAN

>>211917517
>2022
I'd be insulted

>>211917400
say what???

>>211917516
Sunk cost and the prize money.

>>211917510
No one cares he’s not a bodybuilder lmao

>>211917500
letty is sleeping

>>211917427
The majority of the watchable content happens after 10
This is day 13 or something and there have been exactly 4 memorable "scenes"
>superbed
>the cell after sam left
>the rape of angela
>the first night everyone was drunk (this one BARELY make it, and is mostly carried by freddy's retarded lionfish story and ellie revealing she's in highschool)
Apart from that there were small moments here and there

>>211917444
is "throne" just a findom themed amazon wishlist

>>211917444
>Streaming on Kick
Wtf, that isn't OnlyFans

>>211917400
does he actually?

>>211917488
It's all good until e-daddy demands you to put out.

to the members of lettycord here, is it actually letty?

>>211916352
He lost a shit ton of weight

>>211917535
yes. i have seen him drinking beer, and asking in a video, "do we have any beer?"

The Markyposters actually won lmao

>>211917042
he seems to be going off the rails

>>211917537
Why is he roiding if he's not a bodybuilder then? Because like likes pricking his butt? Imagine nuking your hormonal profile making yourself dependent on exogenous hormones forever to stay small, lmao.

>>211917565
If fatty can do it. I can do it.

it's still hilarious to me that she ended up with a random twitter twink instead of one of the guys who spend hundreds of hours making memes of her or thousands of dollars sending her shit.

>>211917550
she needs to do only fans now while she still has the braces

You now remember that they tried and failed the gumball machine gimmick again

>>211917402
the worm pill is real desu

>>211917188
he drinks scotch on the rocks. part of his grift image.

>>211917576
No, stalker. Those are your delusions again. You won nothing except a free trip to prison. Enjoy.

>>211917567
why did sam start drinking?

>>211917546
throne.com find out for yourself

Giving Trish 75% White children

he still fucks up everything

>>211917589
>Moments before disaster

>>211917605
couldn't tell ya. probably to unwind/being around people that drink.

Last week I totally called that Angie would get into Findom

>>211917589
The cockbuddy meltdown was fucking amazing.

Why are cameras down guyze? I was watching Ellie sleep and then boon, nothing

>>211917251
why did she do this? Why the poor duck?

so what has happened today

>>211917601
what separates Sam from the whole "black rifle whiskey bacon bourbon" shit he makes fun of anyways

>>211917517
>2022
>apple macbook for streaming
Lol

Bad news /ftl/, Sam found out about yesterday's Markyposting and is correcrively raping Jet in the basement right now. Cams will remain down until Jet has been properly buck broken by the BSC.

Jet should have known and now he pays the price.

>>211917631
holy shit how is it that expensive?

>>211917601
proof

>>211917576
not really, there is a chance we are losing >>211916938

>>211917626
realized his attitude to it was gay and spergy (think daniel), while all the guys around him including nick and charls were drinking and having a laugh

>>211917444
hell yeah. long live queen angie. I had so much fun talking to my fellow simps yesterday. we're building a nice community and we love spoiling our queen!!!

>>211917662
retard premium

>>211917643
Yeah

>wow that cell was so epic and insane you guys spilled pee! Wow
>okay so that was toooooo much guys we need you guys to relax and sleep all day. Hey you hungry? Want burgers? Oh hang out too because we got Bam from Jackass to come hang out with you guys. Will you be able to handle that?? Oh also dont worry about cooking dinner either we got you taco bell. Sinister! Alright just hang out and sleep guys. Oh hey can you make a ramp for a ball for this challenge that will take 5 minutes? Oh sweet okay thats enough torture for today sleep well!
What happened to fishtank?

>>211917632
Dropped. Letty is smarter to not do overt Binx or mizzy maxxing

>>211917659
im in the basement rn and this is true

>>211917667
>reducing interest in your failing show

lmfao

Where can I find a petite girl with a tight ass and a puffy pussy?

>>211917693
can we get pics pls

>>211916809

he was in the cell you retard

Bad news /ftl/, Sam ISN'T raping Jet right now

>>211917631
isn't that shit like $12 at a farm supply store? it's the same chemical.

>>211917653
fa/g/ here, an m2 air is absolutely fine for her usecase desu

>>211917679
people were willing to pay $20 a pop for virtual balls to throw in chat.

>>211917679
Jet groomed Ellie already so his main job of the season is done

>>211917709
Sad if true

>>211917701
the local middle school playground

>>211917679
It was always like that I don't know why people still expect some different show that exists in their head

>>211917701
College freshmen

>>211917662
Moar money = moar work good

I'd almost feel bad for Jet, because it's clear he's applying every ounce of brainpower he has and it's still not enough, but the wiggers still remain astonishly arrogant

>>211917632
she'd be stupid not to

we need more female freeloaders in the house

I was abused by Sam Hyde. Here's my story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MUkBaL6VGs

>>211917701
a highschool

>>211916809
Sam not showing up doesn't matter
Outside of s2 and the early part of s3 his presence is pointless, and its just fan service.

>>211917467
I think gifting a 900 dollars laptop is insane, but I see nothing wrong with small donations or subbing to a Twitch channel or shit like that. I pirate pretty much everything I consume but when I feel like I'm being entertained, even if its just because the girl is cute and prances around in cute outfits, I don't mind chipping in.

>>211917714
yeah i guess a laptop is good so she can take it into the bathroom with her like last stream

>>211917643
no one knows, 3/4 of the cams are down

>>211917741
Every season makes millions so it's apparently enough

>>211917762
unironically exactly

>>211917584
Try watching the video

>>211917701
fishtank.live

why does this general just devolve into angie simps in the early morning

product status?

>>211917565
Fatty won't do nude stuff anymore anyway. They'll have to find some other monster. Too bad Christian from season 1 passed away.

>>211917745
Not funny

>>211917745
Sam Hyde put a toilet plunger on my asshole and plunged me so hard my eyes popped out of my head like a Looney Toons character.

>>211917789
its the faggots who make the threads
thats why first post is always some next level faggotry

>>211917789
Actually we've been having a nice conversation about how Jet Neptune is incompetent and this season is a failure

>>211917788
Raped.

ayo jet neptroon u trippin dawg

>>211917589
Many such cases

>>211917789
I wake up horny with a boner that I need to beat to pics of a cute monke

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS
https://youtu.be/VxW0MFqg7pM?t=257

>>211917825
What can Jerry do to win our favor?

>>211917589
JBW is not a meme. It's a way of loife

>>211917789
Angie chads are productive members or society and/or based European kings.

>>211917835
>Did you just fucking say Mark. E.? Ill need you to turn off the phone AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOUSE

>>211917479
Season 2 was pretty solid. The trick is how they synergize.

With this cast, you took away Angie stinking up the place with smutjawn pheromones and suddenly you have a gay show, for real now. She was the mortar holding things together.

Rachel was their comic relief and they milked her dry too.

>>211917835
>heyyy uh all that marky stuff u can ignore
>r9k? what the derp is that
>stop talking all that nonsense and stay for a ball brothers show

>>211917845
Never turn back into Seth. Even after he goes home.

>>211917825
who drew the tattoos on him?

>>211917837
Her entire appeal is age, btw. If she came on 5 years from now you'd all see through the matrix source code

>>211917783
I'm not having some scrawny kid with 15 inch arms lecture me about roiding. My guess is it's some gay looksmaxxing shit which is just incredibly stupid. You're really gonna fuck up your health forever to fuck bar sluts a little bit easier? Get a grip.

>>211917873
Binx proved that's not true

>>211917873
The appeal of her is that she's 22 but looks 14.

>>211917873
thanks professor obvious

>>211917850
No it’s not

>>211917768
It makes money but you can tell jet really wants to be respected as an artist or creator or whatever, and it will never happen with this show.
This is probably the hardest jet has ever worked on anything in his life and it still sucks, even if its enough to scam retards its still not enough to fuel his ego

drugs are super cool

this thread needs more ellie!

>>211917873
I know
That's why I'm just coomposting and not donating a laptop for the 1% chance of a crumb of pussy

>>211917908
If he wants to be a respected artist, why the fuck did he start a reality show?

>>211917878
There’s nothing more to life than that, you having fun on the computer?

girl in the basement status?

https://vocaroo.com/1jA3xMHdpCna

>>211917783
faggots like you peak insta because they refuse to have weightlifting coaches
even the most jacked dudes alive have tinier than them weight coaches you dumb faggot
go watch a jeff nippard video

>>211917932
EAR
OUT

>>211917926
this but the ramp is my nose and she's completely naked and using my nose as toilet paper

>>211917747
it does, retard. without him there is no show.

>>211917918
Reminder that Fentanyl is actually a good thing because it's purging society of retarded people.

>>211917857
And Jin who I feel was the only one who would've been kind of a rogue agent. I don't think he would've been taken sides except if it was good for him. You also need that kind of profile. Not to mention he was quick witted and had a fresh gimmick.

>from having top tier chinese pussy to hanging out with pedo nigger criminal
he should not be in fishtank ever again

>>211917932
Beats me but he unironically said this show was "advancing the culture"

>>211917894
American puritan culture has tricked people into feeling shame at being attracted to youth. Sad really.

>>211917939
im a dumb nigger meant to reply this to >>211917878

>>211917937
if they already have her there why can't she join the tank? did they have an emergency? what did they do to her

>>211917766
why are the cameras even down? is there shit going on behind the scenes or is it apart of their plan?

>>211917908
He wants to larp as a christian now to be epic right wing leader of the alt-right on twitter guy and fishtank clashes with that image

Reminder that Jet actually got mad during season 1 when a TTS asked him if Bitty I'm Fitted was being ironic

how many hours of sleep do these niggas need

>>211917949
They don’t, the only people who don’t do drugs are highly antisocial people, society doesn’t work when those are the only people left

anything happen after they announced the freeloader wasnt coming last night? arye was passive aggressively preventing freddy from a 1am skate session and jet was working out, anything else happen?

>>211917968
She's not there to be on camera...

ben is kino af under the right type of guidance
jet is mints tier he should only deliver fishtoys
there needs to be a new top guy calling the shots

>>211917955
He should just focus on overcoming obesity and all his grotesque habits

>>211917978
Remember when they used to force bedtimes?

>>211917981
Exact opposite.

Has the freeloader entered yet?

>>211917985
drench masterbated in her sleep then had a nightmare and ran downstairs

>>211917934
Nigga, obese niggers fuck bar sluts, it's not hard. You're getting nothing out of your PED use, not gains, not pussy, not strength, nothing except health problems. Get help.

>>211917626
>>211917674
maybe he just doesn't get drunk. he said he drinks but doesn't get drunk.

anyone else feeling anxiety not seeing ellie?

Never forget Mints fucks FTM's

FIRE JET
FIRE JET
FIRE JET
jet can be a homeless guy freeloader on s5

>>211917978
They have autism so 12-15 hours per day

>>211917991
>jet is mints tier
He'll never be as juicy or voluptuous. Sorry.

>>211918018
mints does not fuck

>>211917978
They're without phone in a house where nothing happens and the producers are increasingly moody and rude, I would sleep 18 hours a day just to make the time pass.

>>211917865
yeah that is funny

>>211918029
Never forgets Mints claims to fuck FTM's.

Sellout sycophant cunt

>https://x.com/vilerat_/status/1937521340753543335

My negro ben taylor hitting the griddy

>>211918027
https://youtu.be/WFkLOi5avvI?list=RDWFkLOi5avvI

I checked out the kiwifarms fishtank thread and even they are doomposting saying they've never seen the thread so slow between all 4 seasons, lol.

I really want to watch and like the show. I loved S3 so much, even the awful RV shit cause it felt somewhat fresh and effortful. I was rewatching clips of it last night and Sam is almost crying during his wrap up at the pre-RV fakeout ending and says season 4 will be bigger and better than anything they've done.

I really think they're planning the spaceship/sci fi thing for season 5 but needed to get their money up so they are trying to go for a profitable blood games 2 and a low margin profitable season 4 to fully fund that. But whoa buddy is this shit fucking nontent.

>>211918007
disgusting

In the reality show Big Brother, the Head of Household (HOH) competition is a weekly event where houseguests compete for power and safety. The winner of the HOH competition gains immunity from eviction for the week and gets to nominate two other houseguests for eviction. The HOH also has access to a private room and other perks. The final HOH competition, which takes place near the end of the season with only three houseguests remaining, is a three-part competition with the winner choosing who they will take to the final two.

>>211917099
so is this actually real? sam freaked out over Bam and markyposting?

Yesterday was pretty wild, I'm feeling a vibe reset day to get used to the chaotic new dynamic of Jerry and producer Daniel

>>211918009
The recreational roid sex addicts eventually become gay and start fucking trannies and old men in public bathrooms like Burt. This is the path he chooses.

>>211917857
No, S2's cast wasn't "solid", it sucked ass.

>>211917978
Most of them are too young and are depended on ipad / phones hourly besides Fred. take that away and they will just be bored and sleep all day.
Also why waste energy on nothing? being entertaining? for what? literally sleep till elimination challenge and then try hard. sleep again after.

>>211917973
it feels unplanned and accidental because the living room cam is up and it covers most of downstairs, if you were hiding something you'd take it down

>>211918046
>sellout
she's always been prodcutions number one girl, when ben and jet shouted her out on cams during s2 it was game over

>>211918030
phone posting zoomer hands typed this

During the tribal phase of the game, the tribes vie for the ownership of the Immunity Idol. The winning tribe will be granted safety from the upcoming Tribal Council.

In rare cases, there are Double Tribal Councils where both tribes go to Tribal Council, where the tribal Immunity Idol is temporarily replaced with the Immunity Necklace which is usually only available post-merge. After a Double Tribal Council, the tribal Immunity Idol is put back into play until the merge.

During Split Tribal Councils, the castaways are divided into two teams, and the tribal immunity format is used with the winners of the challenge abstaining from Tribal Council.

>>211918009
It’s impossible to get women if you’re sub 8

so sam is drinking, smoking cigarettes, is now 40, can't get on Joe Rogan, WP2 flopped, he is in debt, has no kids, no wife. what is the purpose in his life? is this why he is so down? very sad situation for him.

benjamin

>>211918065
Yet, best season.

what's even going on?

A merge (alternatively referred to as a merger in early seasons) is the coming together of the two or more competing tribes into a single tribe. This means that the tribes will now live as one in one camp until the end of the game. This also signals the game's halfway point and typically is near the start of the jury phase.
The initial merged tribe can contain anywhere from 8 to 14 members. Since Nicaragua, there has been a clear tendency to merge with at least 11 castaways remaining, as opposed to the first twenty seasons which did so only once.

>>211917939
>>211917961
Glad to see you admit your own stupidity. Yeah, pro-bodybuilders have smaller coaches because their coaches are on 1/10 their dose. That said, I wouldn't listen to a natural's advice if he had 15 inch arms, let alone some kid advocating for PEDs. PED users grow even with 0 resistance training, that kid has no excuse to be that small and as such I can tell he doesn't know what he's talking about and his opinion must be disregarded.

>>211918090
>no kids

>>211918090
Did it officially flop?

>>211918082
What would you do big guy

>>211918085
Yeah so do roids to become gay then you can fuck old men and like it!

>>211918001
How? How can you be antisocial and do drugs, it’s literally impossible to obtain them without being low inhib and sociable/knowing people, having friends, etc. drugs are a social thing. There’s no way a freak like me would ever do drugs

since we're in dead hours, have I missed any? I've not paid much attention since Angelina left, not because I like her, but because its been boring.

>>211918090
>has no kids
He has Jet and dozens of hapa bastards.

>>211918046
top tier cope. this is just embarrassing

>>211917991
Jet owns 20% of the show, realistically you can't demote him without buying him out
technically you could convert him into some kind of silent partner but that's not what Jet wants

>>211918017
i got you bro

For post-merger rewards, the members of the merged tribe compete as individual units. There are some cases though that the merged tribe is separated into groups to compete for the reward. In most cases, if the number of players cannot be divisible into equal-numbered groups, either a single player wins the challenge (with the choice of choosing a tribemate with whom to share the reward), or divide them into groups, with one person singled out.

>>211918046
bitch said the nontent feels better

>>211918129
unconfirmed if baby is alive

>>211918065
cope

>>211918090
>flopped
it's been out for one episode and they're already making a third one

THE FISH ARE BORED
THE AUDIENCE IS BORED
WIGGERS DO SOMETHING

>>211918083
>In rare cases, there are Double Tribal Councils where both tribes go to Tribal Council, where the tribal Immunity Idol is temporarily replaced with the Immunity Necklace which is usually only available post-merge. After a Double Tribal Council, the tribal Immunity Idol is put back into play until the merge.
this is not true lol

>>211918090
>no kids

>>211918082
I'm a phone poster. I'm 46. I Love Ellie.

>>211918127
You dont understand drug culture and the people who do them. The party drugs arent the ones that kill you lmfao...well usually

>>211918124
That’s not how it works

>>211918128
Jet e-begged yesterday

>>211917978
They are exploiting a loophole.
There is no need to be entertaining there is no need to be mean or prank other fish hell there isnt even a financial gain from entertaining the audience.... maybe they should do like a 5% of TTS if the TTS is aimed at you, just to motivate these slobs to do something.

>>211918134
Sam needs to bite the bullet and just buy him out then. He is poison for the show and is NECESSARY for the show in the long run.

The Hidden Immunity Idol (also known as the "Hidden Idol" or simply as "the idol") is a pocket-sized talisman that prevents the user from being voted out from Tribal Council. Since its introduction in Survivor: Guatemala, critical strategic decisions revolved around the idol, from when to use it, for whom to use it, or how to minimize its effect in the game.
The idol is regarded as the hallmark of modern Survivor gameplay as strategies are usually formed around it

>>211918090
How do you know Sam started drinking?
His dad is a full blown alcoholic, drinking with those genes is no joke, wheels are going to fall off real quick

>>211918122
The reception for WP2 has been mostly negative, but they've made a lot of money already

>>211918127
dumbass

>>211918122
yes dude, why do you think he's so cranky and sad? his life is over and he's just some washed up artist that rode too close to the sun. he was way too prideful post idubbbz and season 1 fishtank. it's been a slow implosion.

Does anyone have a vod of just ellie sleeping???

>>211918029
Fucking troons counts as not fucking

>>211917400
Imagine the absolute kino arc we could get if sam goes full alckie like his dad and becomes an earthrocker? It could save his dying career

>>211918152
based

The Power of Veto allows the owner to remove one of the Nominations from the Nomination Block. The Power of Veto also guarantees the holder safety should one of the nominees be removed, unless they are the only possible replacement nominee. The Head of Household chooses a new nomination.

>>211918128
>jet e-begs
>fish quits: rachel

>>211918134
>Jet owns 20% of the show, realistically you can't demote him without buying him out
you have no idea what you're talking about lol

>>211918166
He's drank alcohol on nearly every season of fishtank.

>>211918166
something bad is going to happen to his health if it hasn't already.

>>211918155
They can though and fentanyl street zombies are less anti social than me and you

>>211918161
I don't like it but Jet is absolutely never going anywhere. They don't even fire complete incompetent buffoons like Maejok, do you really think Sam is going to fire the guy who has been with him for nearly a decade? Even if it is boring and complete dogshit, they're still raking in money anyways.

>>211918166
>His dad is a full blown alcoholic
That's all Sam's fault btw

>>211918170
I hope it succeeds because the modern live type content where 1% of people provide 99% of revenue kinda sucks

>>211918166
he said himself he will sometimes now have a drink. he still said he's only been drunk twice.

>>211918090
The purpose of life is to die laughing

Did Fishtank jump the shark with Bam Margera? Jet paying $20k to a 50 year old has been celebrity appearing for one hour is crazy.

zoomers be like, she's only been legal for 5 years you pedocoded lolimaxxer

>>211918170
dude no it hasn't lol. there was no distributer and it cost 1.5 million to make. you're telling me they made 1.5 million back? maybe from standup sales they got a quater back. please.

sam has cancer but unironically

A Roadblock is featured (although, in some episodes, not aired) in most legs. Before heading into a Roadblock, teams read a vague clue about the task to come, e.g., "Who's really hungry?" (for an ostrich-egg eating challenge), or "Who wants to get down and dirty?" (for a task involving making mud bricks). Often, a team may figure out the specific task by observing their surroundings, using common sense, or even seeing other teams already performing the Roadblock task. They must then decide which team member would be best suited to complete it (though if one member's height, weight, or age prevent them from safely performing the Roadblock, the other member may be instructed by default to perform the Roadblock). Once a choice has been made, the teammates cannot switch roles. If a team chooses to forfeit a Roadblock, they will incur a 4-hour penalty by default (unless otherwise stated).

>>211918213
babygirl looking like a koi fish

>>211918223
They’ve made 4.5 million so far

>>211918170
if it was the best thing ever this place would still shit on it

>>211918204
I suppose I've never had the opportunity to rake in absolute disgusting amount of cash by doing the lowest effort thing I can think of. Even so, I do not think I could purposely avoid making a good show just to make more money. I would want to have fun with it and make something great.

>>211918083
>jet gives away too many immunity idols
>wakes up at 5pm finally remembering that important thing he forgot
>"attention fish, your mondo totems are now deactivated. repeat, no fish is safe from elimination"
>goes back to sleep sucking the nos container like a mother's teat

>>211918224
colon cancer, right?

>>211918223
Nick said they've made 3X what it cost

>>211918128
homosexual activity

>>211917744
What stupid thing did Aryeh do here that she was trying to hold her laughter in

>>211918224
he did lose weight but I think he's just on a diet or something

Why does the ugly monke make me hard and not the cute 18 year old princess?

>>211918123
talk to ellie, practice kickflips in the garage now that they have boards, have ellie teach me yoyo tricks, try to gas up dan to rebuild is confidence so he could make an ass out of himself, work out in the garage, build the rube goldberg machine, take the trucks off the skateboard and ride it down the stairs, practice paradiddles with freddy

>>211918213
He paid 20k?

Nigga, Weckingball probably hooked them up.

>>211916405
>"This fucking aesthetic, man. This was the shit! Everything else has been ugly ever since."
>tortures you for half an hour with a 120p video of Dave Elsewhere "dancing"
>"This shit was AWESOME man! Look, look, you're missing the best part!"
>goes into twenty minute rant on how art and civilization peaked with Quake I fragmovies

>>211918192
we've seen the documents dumbass

>>211918053
RV was mostly a disaster because it was down 18 hours a day but at least it was experimental, had the best markyposting, and continued on with character plots that started in the house

>>211918213
It's been bad for the whole season but yeah, I believe that moment was the quintessence of "jumping the shark". As in a point there's no coming back from. The fact that markyposting happened during that exact moment was the cherry on top

>>211918213
but jet got to hang out with a celeb bro this is one of the top 3 days in all of fishtank

>>211918237
>>211918246

no they haven't lol

>>211916352
I hate fatty so much he is the only person online or IRL that repulses me.

>>211918238
unfortunately for everyone involved, it isn't the best thing ever

>>211918253
goddamn thats a nice pit-pussy

>>211918068
This is why S3 was better, the older fish can at least talk as they grew up before smart phones. The most nontent person was Payton and she was also the youngest.

Add in a bunch of autismos to the cast and a terminally online gen alpha chick and things are seriously bad. Only Freddy and Wrench can't carry the entire show. Aryeh is funny to laugh at but ultimately just like Jimmy, he's annoying to listen to and starts being grating rather than funny. Seth as Jerry has been funny but he's still not been very exciting. I expect he'll do well in challenges though.

>>211918253
The 18 year old has a complete absence of sexuality.

>>211918252
he said he ate fruit for most of the day and he lost a lot of weight

>>211917801
shit
really?

>>211918252
less roids maybe?

>>211918263
he's literally right though this is the one thing you can't shit on sam for lmao i respect him most on art takes and tune most of everything else out

>>211918053
the spaceship idea is retarded and would fall apart within 5 minutes because Jet has the IQ of an ant.

>>211918258
20k is just a realistic estimate for one hour with a B-list celeb

How is a girl as beautiful as Ellie existing in our circles?

>>211918284
aryeh talked so much to ellie yesterday she told him to stop because it was getting on her nerves.

>>211918252
thats chemo for ya

>>211918253
Sex slave genetics.

Perfectly tanned even skin. Good proportions. Nice youthful face. She's designed to give men screaming orgasms.

>>211918053
nice blogpost reddit

>>211918218
zoomers fear big millenial cock taking their prime pussy away

>>211918264
i'm aware that jet owns 22.5% of fishnet you fucktard. if sam wanted to totally start over with brand new wiggers then that's what would happen

>page 8
>99 images
grim

>>211918284
100% agree with this reading

CHICKENNN JOCKEY

>>211918053
>low margin profitable
it would be more profitable if it wasn't so low effort. i mean they paid $20k for Bam Margera and did nothing to capitalize on the potential viewer boost.

>>211918306
Imagine how good retheming Famous House could be if Jet wasn't the showrunner. That's the path they need to take. Could go for 10 years.

its over

>>211918253
Angie is a bratty creature which you instinctually want to conquer
Ellie is a gentle flower you instinctually just want to care for and let grow

>>211918309
not at all realistic lol

>>211918284
seth as jerry is awful

>>211918284
It's wild to me that people don't realize Aryeh is just jewish Jimmy.

how old are sam's kids? will they be ok when sam passes away from his cancer?

The world you grew up in no longer exists. (7 months ago)

You know it's bad when you start to browse the /tv/ catalog

>>211918299
His heart gave out last year.

>Extreme peace sucks
>Fishtank dead
Has it ever been this over?

>>211918366
jizzy fucking sucked man

>>211918358
What is realistic then?

>>211918361
They're not ready for that truth yet.

Why are the threads dead?

>>211918090
making joyride a video game that will save the west and christiandom

>>211918284
I agree, the other problem is also there is no motivation to do anything
>b-b-but you can earn fishbucks
Just steal them from Arye before you leave
>be entertaining
for what? nothing to gain, and staff will yell at you.
>elimination challenge
the only reason to wake up but its like once per week.

The Famous House 2 cast unironically mogs the s4 cast

>>211918377
its okay, they'll make millions off the MDE supplement that is coming out soon.

>>211918361
He is also faking his autism

>>211918396
dead show

>>211918253
Asians go through puberty much later. Normal adults aren’t ravenously horny for barely pubescent girls.

>>211918366
Any cast of women from any season is better than the 35 year olds in season 3

>>211918288
You're confusing having sexuality with whoring out, they're very much opposites imho

They gave you Bam Margera, and you ungrateful little piggies still want to cry and complain. Fine, it was only an hour, but that hour achieved more than most of you ever will in your pathetic know nothing swine pigsty lives.

>>211918396
the fish have been sleeping for 14 hours.

>>211918404
The s4 cast mogs all 500 people they had in the house for s3 (lmaoing they had to bring it to try and make that dog shit season good)

>>211918380
probably closer to 5-10k

>>211918263
Just admit u got styled on bro, it happens

>>211918411
when the fuck was this

>>211918396
I think people are completely drained from the constant cope -> disappointment pipeline. It's probably never been worse.

>>211918415
She considers herself asexual and thinks sex is gross.

UNSPOKEN FACT NVKE: Season 2 had 11 contestants because Taylor could've won if TJ sacrificed himself

>>211918213
you ask if person who buys balenciaga is a good budget planner

>>211918440
why do you type like chud

they should take the fish to disney land.

>>211918431
like day 2

>>211918404
Tony, Kwabwan, and Lingling had a better dynamic that Freddy, Angie, and Daniel

>>211918433
In zoomers this is always code for being so fetishbrained that regular sex doesn't do it for you

>>211918425
Based on what?

>>211918457
lego land is safer. pluto or goofy would try to molest mints

>>211918468
No I’m just anti sex from being an incel

>>211918457
rachel and arye

>>211916400
>>211916497
someone came in the middle of the night, and Jet went upstairs to get a mattress and brought it down to the basement.

>>211918147
source?

i miss the girl with the cowboy hat from fh2

Guys please be patient, the Fish need another 24 hours of sleep for their BIG party tomorrow which will feature one washed up celebrity who visits for 30 minutes before leaving. It will be EPIC!

>>211918474
There’s more than one legoland?

>>211918485
alex stein interview

>>211918484
>>211917937

>>211918468
I think in Ellie’s case it’s a fear that any visible sexual interest might turn off any possible simps for her to grift off of. She has to be the pure virgin tradwife looking for her white trad husband to only have sex with him after marriage for the sole purpose of procreation.