I farted and it smells bad

I'm frogposting

Why do farts that burn your asshole on exit always smell so much worse than regular farts?

if I had unlimited money then the first thing I would do is buy up priceless works of art and smash them all up and set fire to them and dance naked round the fire singing hallelujah so yeah, if you read all this then you're gay

I got sunburned

You know what? Fuck this

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fuck you

A user from another board said that this board is the one with the most losers on this website. Explain in your own words why this is or isn't true.

Friday? More like Anusday, amirite guise?

I'm literally hungry and I literally want a sandwich and a cup of coffee so I'm going to literally go in the kitchen and literally make a sandwich and some literal coffee

just hypothetically, suppose you had a horse in your bathroom and you wanted to get rid of the horse without anyone seeing and you lived in an apartment so someone would see you taking it down the stairs and it would probably shit in the elevator, how long do you reckon it would take to cut my horse up and flush it down the toilet, just hypothetically?

this one time I was in a plane crash and I only survived because my anus was thrown clear of the wreckage

The rectum (pl.: rectums or recta) is the final straight portion of the large intestine in humans and some other mammals, and the gut in others. Before expulsion through the anus or cloaca, the rectum stores the feces temporarily. The adult human rectum is about 12 centimetres (4.7 in) long,[2] and begins at the rectosigmoid junction (the end of the sigmoid colon) at the level of the third sacral vertebra or the sacral promontory depending upon what definition is used.[3] Its diameter is similar to that of the sigmoid colon at its commencement, but it is dilated near its termination, forming the rectal ampulla.[4] It terminates at the level of the anorectal ring (the level of the puborectalis sling) or the dentate line, again depending upon which definition is used.[3] In humans, the rectum is followed by the anal canal, which is about 4 centimetres (1.6 in) long, before the gastrointestinal tract terminates at the anal verge. The word rectum comes from the Latin rēctum intestīnum, meaning straight intestine.

fat people should be dragged out of their houses into the street and shot twice in the back of the head