So, Static beat Miles
Asta beat Deku
Either way, whoever lost this was going to be 0-2, and that means the next time we see Miles billed, he's probably going to win the MU because going 0-3 is just shitting on a character, and any discussion would be "why did you kill miles a third time" if he lost.
I don't even like the little nigga, but his next MU would be a pity win, I imagine.

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