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This will be my final post on /co/.
How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with the Hulk as a supposed to be strong winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, the Hulk is scaling, so powerful, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!
No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.
Enjoy your episode.
>>149475405 (OP)my street level academia
does Hulk have a counter to Godzilla-Kun?
>>149475405 (OP)Boring. Godzilla should fight SCP-682
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>>149475405 (OP)Third Time’s the charm
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>Solos your entire verse
DBtrannies...
>>149475440SCP-682 first needs to get past Drunk Driving Level
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uh oh
Meanwhile, what Mithra's been doing these past 5 months:
>>149475440This is a horrible idea
even a fraction of One For All could obliterate The Vibranium Suit
>Peter got indirectly clowned on because the nigger scaled to him
>Fight starts as Deku looking for the nigger just to end up fucking killing him
>Nigger just freezes in place, takes a bunch of attacks and fucking explodes
>After fucking obliterating The negro Decuck raises his arm and goes "You were Awesome, Milo, definitely top 10 monkeys I've fought against!"
Unironically funnier than Coyote Vs Tom
>I just won the latest episode ya know...
>>149475427bullying street tiers is funny
donkey kong bananza is fun
the snoys on /v/ are seething lol
>>149475440Shouldn’t he fight Doomsday?
DEKU PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
>>149475427Based ChadowGOD
Why is Makimafag obsessed with black people?
>>149475478We don't take kindly to monkeys here, just see the result of the latest Death Battle
>Makes Zilla vs Hulk as the former is currently soloing everyone in 616
Funny timing
>>149475428A CHALLENGER APPEARED
Hulk. Godzilla. Wincons. NOW.
>>149475427>Miles vs Deku starts a race war on Twitter
>Darkie is unironically mad at a few funny words
KWAB
>>149475478...is what I would say if I were an autistic tendie manchild.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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>>149475459Kek
>>149475518Ultima bullshit that even I don't understand. Hulk gets stronger and stronger and can eventually out stat
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BRING ME MAAAAAAAAASH
>>149475533FUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARK
>>149475518uhh TOBA
uhh IT
>>149475470I mean, it's not even good to shitpost
>>149475521Wasn’t on my bingo card
>>149475533you promised me kaijutard melties, you disappoint
>>149475530aw, a snoy from /v/. sorry that your cutscene game sucks
>>149475560>Despite having scaling Miles failed to be a better man in the fight because he was black and blacks can't be better.Kino storytelling from DB
>>149475537Bro he outstats in base, he just can kill Godzilla since he's immortal as long as True Form Ultima isn't btfo from the universe
M-My verse can only win against street tiers...
>>149475577Sorry but KINGtos RUNS THESE HALLS.
>>149475584...Invincible...
KKKKIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGSSSLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVV
>>149475584My PITY WIN Academia...
>>149475470this is you https://youtu.be/yLxTJhHIma4?feature=shared
>>149475596donkey kong destroys multiple mountains in his new game. now show me kratos doing that
>Hulk Vs Godzilla is next
What a boring fight
Hulk is just a brick who hits hard, the most interesting part of him for a Death Battle is his rampaging attitude without him being a complete monster, this aspect is well showcased in his fight against Broly but here the green guy is fighting a fucking lizard that can't answer him back or even fucking talk.
Godzilla on the other hand will have to face Capeshit wank while also finding out how being bigger is a disadvantage when the laws of Physics don't apply to the conflict.
Only hope for this being kino is if they have a significant portion of the fight being Giant Hulk Vs Godzilla.
Also Hulk should win, and I'm not saying this just because of Capeshit wank.
We know Swan likes the MU but he was sad that Godzilla gets stomped in it.
>>149475628I was surprised when they adapted this in the new superman movie. Replacing Koslov with Netanyahu was a choice tho
>>149475543>WHOREmaThor prefers kweens
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>>149475584…AND I'LL KEEP GOING, THOSE STREET SHITTER TIER MONKEYS NEED TO LEARN THEIR PLACE
How many episodes do we even have left?
>mhafags can only go after street tiers now since mid tiers would ass rape Deku
>>149475541Asta mogs Deku so hard its unreal:
>can't be mage? I'll train my body be muscle wizard instead!>no respect? I'll fucking earn it!>Bad people up to no good? I'll fucking deal with them>Deku mopes and cries instead of doing anything to become hero before All-might hands him his Quirk>doesn't ever actually earn the respect or never manages to become #1 >Shiragaki commits mass-murder? HE WAS SAD OKAY ITS WRONG TO PUNISH HIM
>>149475405 (OP)Any real Hulk feats?
>>149475701none since this is indie DB not season DB
>>149475718smash real hard
Ben Singer is now black
How does history change?
>>149475668You know if the dark skinned rabbit girl was actually like an important character in MHA I'd actually try to engage with the series but man learning that she's not only not important but got fidged really does kill all interest.
>>149475543Gokek and Bejita would not be able to stop this from happening btw.
Kratos....I agree, we must be better men. That's why I have no problem with my son licking his own shit off his pink haired boyfriend's dick. What Lois does when she does "investigative journalism" with Steel, Cyborg and Black Lightning is none of my concern. I broke the cycle of violence and didn't raise my hand against my master Colonel Koslov who raped me with Russian cocks for 10 months. You truly are wise beyond your years, Ghost of Sparta...my life is yours to effortlessly no diff.
>>149475708You weren't supposed to say that...
Wombpats for Bubbles
Anal for Blossom
Deepthroat for buttercup
>>149475718Whipped out his cock once and the shockwave destroyed a universe, it also reached Godzilla and caused him to ovulate
>g1 not doing a hulkzilla blog
OH NONONONO
>>149475701At least 3, like there's no way they're going to end it with fucking Aang vs Traverler.. right?
>>149475405 (OP)gimme 3 or so more entires for the bingo
>>149475764Wait so when does the season end and when will it pick up again?
Who who would win in a fight? Kakarot or Kal-El?
>>149475769Godzilla shifts between designs after regenerating
>>149475782Ypu mean bloodlusted goku and lets have a human woman harem psycho supes?
>>149475748god dammit Hal
>>149475762Hulkzilla really does make people seethe.
>>149475769Godzilla uses the Green Door due to being a marvel character with Gamma based powers.
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Literally no one likes Miles
>>149475764It's either Gru vs Megamind or Ash vs Yugi, Ruby is for the 200th fight and Aang vs Traveler has no real weight
>>149475800Why? Reddit broke Death Battle
Could Yujiro beat Absolute Bane?
>>149475806Spider-Verse tricked alot of people into reading Miles and Gwen comics... yeah that didn't end well.
>>149475806despite Tom being clowned on for not having any other roles atleast he's not Shameik
>>149475723On kickstarter they had a list of episodes they were going to make, we should be at the end of that list now.
I can't believe the effeminate spiky-haired anime twink beat the Big Two spandex wearing legacy hero billed as stronger than his predecessor!
>>149475680To be fair Deku stands a chance against Conquest in a fist fight can stomp all Young Justice
>>149475829yeah but this episode wasn't on that list, those episodes are just the guaranteed ones
>>149475831>billed as stronger than his predecessor!That's a thing beyond Bendis's attempt?
>>149475833What? But you guys told me he gets molested by Invincible!
>>149475821I mean probably.
Has the absolute series Batman done anything of real not for like scaling? Like aside from the notion that he's stronger than the main line Bruce.
>>149475805added
>>149475782kek, love how the supershit movie ended up making supes's parents into viltrumites
kirkman won in the end
Let today be a lesson to all unregistered heroes, also known as NIGGERS, that you will be hunted down and exterminated. Tony was right about everything, death to Captain America.
Reminder that MHA pro heroes will try to arrest Superman or any of your heroes for doing it without pay and a loicense
>>149475821Yujiro would genuinely rape him
>>149475847In basically every single thing that he appears in except that preschool show
>Fatetards being uppity again in /db/ threads
Reminder that your own verse is internally inconsistent as hell
Okay, okay, okay…. Question? How “literally my childhood” is Godzilla or Hulk to you. I watched a bunch of Godzilla videos as a kid but my favorite action figure was my Hulk one I took everywhere.
>>149475822They could just replace Miles with Supaidaman as the MC. A Kamen Rider-level Spider-Man would fix Spot.
>>149475859Good. Fuck vigilantes.
>>149475859i mean that makes sense
imagine i was the superhero "corpo man" and decided you pirating movies or games was a serious crime, busting into your home and dragged you to the cops
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>>149475874Gil still solos
>>149475858>>149475859kek
>>149475877Even if one of them loses it's a fanfiction battle
>>149475800Not wanting to write a blog is one thing but telling others not to do one either is crazy
>>149475890>fanfiction battlekaijutard cope
>>149475858DAMN YOU YELLOW MONKEY, I SWEAR I'LL GET MY REVENGE
>>149475755>...only for hulk to get fem-dommed AGAIN
>>149475886Hulk like small penis humiliation
>>149475888King of Jobbers isn't soloing anything when he loses to some autistic Japanese teenager
Captain America here. Lately in /dbg/, we have been seeing an uptick of MHAkeks getting cocky because of their pity win. What can you do to help? Well let me show you.
If an MHAkek is in the thread, mention these TRVTH NUKES to them.
>their verse is weak
>their characters can only win gaianst street tiers
>mention their MC is a cuck
>tell them that their franchise flopped
>tell them that their so called heroes are corrupt and frauds
>tell them they are booklickers
And many other things you can tell them. Remember it is not only your civic duty, but a patriotic one to put an MHAkek in their place. True heroism will always win Have a good day and stay safe shitposting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sPO5lbFnulE
>Pro Heroes attempt to arrest Thor
>He just laughs and flies away after one shotting the villain and indirectly taking away their pay
>>149475922>>149475904Huh? Who's that? Looks like a Batman victim's talking for some reason...
>>149475718So Hulk has no feats outside of statements. Interesting.
>>149475821>could town level beat building levelYes?
>>149475908>gets raped by Brian Banner as kid>gets raped by bullies in high school >gets raped by woman as HulkIncredible Hulk? more like Incredible Rape Victim
reminder that Cap has 0 wins while Tony has 2 wins
the correct side won
>>149475701>ash vs yugi>aang vs traveler>ruby vs maka>gru vs megamind>8 unconfirmed matchupsSo at least 12 more episodes plus Light vs Columbo. Who knows what they're going to do after they're done with the kickstarter matchups.
>"Y-You need a liocense for ACK!"
>"What was that bub? Didn't hear ya..."
>guts an MHA hero to death.
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>>149475833>Young JusticeDo you mean the cartoon because comic superboy and impulse demolish him.
>>149475470Fuck I just watched it, the aesthetic was nice but god damn the track was garbage and the voice acting was off point, only like 20 seconds of it looked okay holy shit I wasn’t expecting much but damn
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I’m so hungry... where is Blackbeard?
>the 0 wins manlet is talking
>>149475971>FAGverinegayer than Deku btw
>>149475960Uhm Gil-keks, can you explain? How did YOUR HERO job to Tamamo?
But does Hulk have Vocaloid scaling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JY--AkynY0
>>149475985And that manlet is more of a hero than All Might.
>>149475983fucking twinks
MHA only got pity wins and one sided stomps in their favor in death battle. If Deku had to fight Mash, Andy or Captain Man from Henry danger he'd get obliterated.
>>149475985Asura isn't here though?
>>149475992He likes to job
>>149475922>their verse is weakThe entire justice league needs statements and ignore anti Feats to get past city level
>their characters can only win gaianst street tiersCaptain JOBmerica is Street Tier so Deli legit one shots him
>mention their MC is a cuckJust like all Marvel Heroes
>tell them that their franchise floppedBnH dominates the Sales on all US Comic stores, Marvel and DC are so desperate that they literally want to turn their heroes into anime characters (Adventures with Superman, Suicide Squad Isekai, Marvel Tokon, Etc)
>tell them that their so called heroes are corrupt and fraudsMarvel Heroes are notorious for backstabbing each other on a regular basis
>tell them they are booklickersYou literally simp for a corporation that hates you and the characters you love
>>149476008If any Spider Man had to fight someone stronger then Batman they’d lose, prove me wrong
Fanfic where Gilgamesh is Dr. Doom's ancestor and they act smug together the entire time when
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>>149475821>net levelYes
>>149475850Not yet, but as of Issue#10 it's possible that Absolute Bruce gained super strength since he survived the Venom experiments. We see a bunch of green veins surrounding Bruce's body, and he destroys a concrete wall by running through it. He kinda needs an upgrade since his rogues are horrific meta-humans and he doesn't have the funds or resources needed to make the gadgets to keep up. Absolute Batman is what you'd get if you mixed the insanity of Baki with Batman, and I like it. It's fun.
>>149475860Does Yujiro rape people ironically on occasion ?
>>149476008Fact Flood.
>>149476033MHAfag cope.
how many woman want to fuck Hulk and Godzilla?
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>called Godzilla vs Hulk
>they never fight
Comics are gay
>>149476075a concerning amount
Please please PLEASE give me a sub street level jobber to fight I can't lose again.
>>149476059He views other men to be on the same level as women because his T is so high. Decades ago he raped a rugged mountain climber and also threatened to rape Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
>>149476041>If any Spider Man had to fight someone stronger then Batman they’d lose, prove me wrongENTER... a better successor than Miles lmao
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PITY WINS!?!?! IT’S NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU CAPEFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT MHA IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT COMICS!!! YOU’RE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE DEKU ONLY FIGHTING STREET TIERS WITHOUT ANY PROOF! STAY ON /co/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE INVINCIBLE OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT MARVELDRONES CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!
>>149475405 (OP)Can Hulkfags explain why Hulk can sometimes speak comprehensively while at times he goes HULK BEAT BAD MAN like a toddler and shit like that
Will they use Titan Hulk?
>>149476101Miles still got lynched doe
>>149476089But did he do so ironically or unironically?
>getting THIS angry over the truth
MHAfags REALLY don't like it when you bring up the fact that their verse gets gaped by anything above street tier.
https://files.catbox.moe/rwkm5y.mp4
>>149475543dragonkekbros....
>>149476120FUARK and Hulksissies can only get cock...
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>>149476103Banner is a schizo a million different personalities or some shit like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. The smarter Hulks are just different personalities. Savage Hulk is Banner's tard rage which is why he talks like a tard.
>>149476041Assuming we are talking Spidey vs. DC, barring special circumstances and without wanking either character:
Spider-man would beat:
>Batman (and other members of Batfamily)>Hawkman>Hawkgirl>Green Lantern >Question>Plastic ManSpider-man would lose to:
>Superman (and Supergirl, Powergirl, Superboy etc.)>Wonder Woman>Martian Manhunter>Flash>Dr. FateDeal with it chuds
>>149476010>SHARTos seetheRent free.
Levy Angstrom vs Funny Valentine would be fun right?
>>149476139Hal Jordan, really?
>>149476139>Spider-Man would beat Green LanternPeterfags are funny
>>149476139>Batman (and other members of Batfamily)Didn't he lose in a crossover comic tho?
>>149475405 (OP)Doesn't this entire debate revolve around Marvel's cosmology vs Godzilla's more esoteric abilities and existence?
Because, yeah. Hulk sort of immediately turns Godzilla into a red paste with a flick of his pinky, but that doesn't actually matter in any meaningful way if he can't target IT, and by extension stop Godzilla from just coming back to blast him with a reality breaking, universe spawning atomic breath.
If both Asura and Kratos were to have another go in death battle who would they fight?
>>149476157Peter only kissed Dagger while Hal fucked a minor Peter wins
why can't we just get along bros
>>149476173>KratosDante
>AsuraBroly
>>149476173Kratos has alot of matchups like Wondy, Thor, and Doomslayer is probably his best one. Kratos beating DC or Marvel would be funny
>>149476188because superman beat Goku until supershit dies, i will hate capeshitfags.
>>149476173>AsuraBroly or Hulk
>KratosDoom Slayer or Dante
>>149476188Spider-Man could quite easily rape her and creampie her virginal holes if he wanted to
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>>149476188Shut the fuck up, BITCH.
>>149476139>BatmanHellbat Armor and Final Suit
>Hawkman/girlNth metal, GG
>Green LanternLOL
>Plastic ManLMAO
>>149476172Not only IT immortality, composite also has just walking out of hell and funnily enough, the green door.
>>149476188Because shitposting and chaos is funny
>>149476211Calm down. Just mention that Superman is a Koslov victim
>>149475769pls just need 2 or 3 more
>>149476188MCU Peter is for Momo
>>149476218... if Deku wasn't there to turn every street level spider sissy into paste.
>>149476218But he won't, because he's a gentleman and she's a very nice girl
>>149476188Eat a dick, BITCH
>>149476147>>149476157Hal SHOULD win this match-up in theory but he IS canonically gigantic jobber which would give Peter the edge he needs to win. Hal just happens to be one of those characters that writes love to mock so much that him being written as competent instead of buttmonkey counts as special circumstance
>get mocked
>"C-Can't we just get along..."
KWABOTY!
>>149475769Godzilla by Eminem reference in the fight track
>>149476188FROOOOOOOOOOOOOG
BASEBALL
What's her best match up?
>>149476223>A-Alfred... please bring me the hellbat armor... t-this is street tier Peter Parker I'm going against...
>>149476246Why does Godzilla have child bearing hips in this picture?
>>149476172yeah pretty much
>>149476232SHUT THE FUCK UP. MILES IS JUST GROWING. HE CAN GO COSMIC, AND HE'S FOGUTH GODS
HE BEAT BLACKHEART, SO HE'S PLANET TO HERALD LEVEL WITH SCALING.
>>149476139Peter Parker has solo'd and defeated the X men and their heavy hitters like storm,cyclops and wolverine on multiple times.
>>149476250Suffering characters most likely
>>149476238why add le glowing eyes when Burning's eyes already look like this
>>149476261Heisei Godzilla is just designed like that for some reason
>>149476259>not denying thst Batman would winDone
>>149476261Bejita...
>>149476259Why would Spiderboy do this? I thought he was a hero
>>149476139>Spider-Man beating Green Lantern and Plastic Man
>>149476250>no diffed by cockKWAB
3 way race war between sayians, Kyptonians, and Viltrumites fought over and on Earth. Who wins?
>>149476281Because it makes him cuter. Angry Zilla is so CUTE
>>149476284>not denying Batman would lose without literal god armorDone.
If it was Cassandra instead of Barbara, then spidergwen vs batgirl would actually have been really interesting.
>>149476250Vs me giving her a loving and fulfilling life.
>>149476269X-men are poor match-up against Spider-man since they require their Telepaths to deal with him. Rest of the X-men are either too weak or too slow to deal with him.
>>149476303Krypotnians because they have insane technology
>>149476298Superbros...
>>149476232...in my fanfiction, meanwhile in reality, Peter beats the shit out of Deku and fucks Tsuyu right in front of him.
>>149476249>Survived a black holeBeavis and Butthead vs MHA would end up like this
>>149476263...would get raped by every man in Emergence then OD on kryptonite powder
>>149476303Base viltrumites are sub planet level
krptonians need adjusting to solar light so them just landing on earth could just leave em vulnerable for a long while, also they rely on impregnating human women now.
Saiyans are at mininum planet level via being relative to raditz, who far, far, far surpasses BoZ Piccolo, who is a hundred times stronger than moon busting roshi
>>149476250Even though she's a retarded roastie I still felt bad for her.
>>149475440682 is for Troonsday.
>>149476346Anon it wasn't her fault she fell for manipulation and then her dad decided to rape her.
>>149476250Vs MY HEROES WHO TREATED HER LIKE A QUEEN….
>>149475800They sound like massive faggots. Who cares what these dickriders have to say anyway.
Would Deku have managed to become less pathetic if Spider-man had worked as teacher at the UA? From what I recall he did work as a teacher in one of the Mutie schools at some point in marvel canon so he would have experience in tardwrangling retards with superpowers
>>149476303Since Saiyans before Goku's generation were shitters they're irrelevant, and only Superman is a duped kryptonian so Viltrumites
>>149476311>not denying that Spider-Man doesn't have god armor of his ownDO- TO THE -NE!!!
>>149476327don't Beavis and Butthead have Hindu scaling as they achieved enlightenment
>>149475464Peter Darker doesn't scale to the actual Spider-Man. He literally got blitzed and one-shot by the weakest version of him without any web-shooters or suit or anything. The actual Spider-Man vs Deku would've been a closer fight because the real Spider-Man ain't a failure like miLes is.
>>149476372Not relevant, he doesn't need them to fight Bruce
>>149476367shitters? the weakest saiyans clap OG DB moon busters
>>149476365Bakugo would've apologized earlier
Consensus is that composite Godzilla slaps right?
>>149476359But it WAS her fault to fall into a life of sex addiction and not have the sense or will to pull out of it
>>149475464>kimafag is a CHADcistbased
>>149475476He's lower than a street tier even
miLes is the weakest character Marvel ever had in their lineup. He even got rocked by Bucky with his standard gear.
>>149476386And they're still shitters when most of Frieza's army could stomp them
>>149476359She should not have gone anywhere with that first fag who used her.
She's kind of retarded, but didn't deserve all that.
>"Imma down my own thing!"
>Gets killed
KWAB
>>149475487Deku is claiming Peter Darker's mother and also Kamala after he killed miLes.
>>149476261>>149476283ZAMN! Hulk gets to pound THIS??
>>149476406So? Frieza is a star level character in his first form.
Besides, great ape vegeta was the strongest member of his entire army at 180,000
Can't street level heroes learn to use chi?
I wanna shitpost too but none of the current matchups appeal to me
What's a good matchup for her
>peak /db/ traffic
>/dbs/ slides to zero
many such cases
>>149476326Post Peter destroying a mountain
You can stop now Kratosfag/Bleachfag
>>149476419Army you fucker
>>149476385Totally relevant if both characters are at their peak
>>149476418I refuse to believe that wasn't designed by a closet furfag. It even as those weird mantits.
>>149476436yeah, a SAIYAN is the strongest member of Frieza's army
>>149476433He's a dragon ballfag/bleachfag
>>149476365>Having a canonical cuck as your teacher We would end up worse
>>149476418Post Hulk not getting fem-dommed
>>149476430To be fair DB is dead and Death Battle has a new video, ofcourse there's more traffic here
>>149475521Deku is taking that with ease as even the true Spider-Man appreciates him more.
>>149476453/dbs/ is just /a/ /b/ which is a coincidence since /db/ is just /co/ /b/
>>149476141I'm more of an Angstrom vs Spot guy
>>149476450>Having a canonical cuck as your teacherBruce Wayne might not be able to beat Peter Parker in a fight, but the World's Smartest Detective knows that there are more than one way to break a man
>>149476303Realistically they'd just mate with each other to get their numbers up.
>>149475668Bunny bitch is for Deku and Yoruichi is for Kisuke or Ichigo
Although I never understood why Thor never took Storm from Black Panther as they'd make way stronger lightning powered demigod babies compared to what a shriveled up little kitty like t'chaLLa has to offer. xD
lmao-lol
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>>149476494Deku couldn't pull miruko even in his fantasies.
>>149476486Actually, the saiyans just have broly who has a resting power level of 912 as a baby and up to 10,000 when agitated
So he alone shitstomps base Goku from the saiyan saga, who is a large planet buster
>>149476494BlackPantherbros...
>>149476494>Bunny bitch is for Deku and Yoruichi is for Kisuke or IchigoLol
Lmao even
Nice bait tho
>>149476430>browns and troons are here
>>149476446I'd say that the red bull guy that beat up Piccolo in Res F is stronger
>>149475680Thank you for killing the worst Marvel character to date.
I just saw Mark Gayson get jumped by a bunch of overgrown Smurfs. I simply cannot see him winning any Death Battle
>>149475543HOLY CANONKINO
Alright, they gave Deku a pity win, time for an actual muscle wizard fight
>>149476520If you are going to use post Z content then... again, Broly is the strongest member of his army.
A saiyan.
>>149476519they're here 24/7
>>149476528Just have him fight Miles
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CARE ABOUT BLEACH
Oh yeah they gave deku large island levels witht eh embers punch
>>149476532Now this would be a kino match I could even see Mash stealing one of Asta's anti magic swords and using it like a baseball bat against him.
>>149475701After Hulkjira it's just 4
I predict
>episode 200: Mickey vs Bugs>201: Ellie vs Clem or Isaac vs Gordon>202: Light vs Columbo>203: Grinch vs Jack as the Christmas episode and season finale.
>>149476549I will only care if they do Yhwach vs Kayuga
>Decuck
>getting laid
Funny joke.
>>149475704Glad you admitted Peter Darker is a low tier niggerfaggot that even Marvel fans hate.
>>149476528Mark is a scrub who'd get bodied by DCAU Superman from the 90s yeah.
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Comicfags are so creatively broken that they rely on their characters being geeks for anime and making anime jokes.
Miles here doing a chidori and a kamehameha just show that capeshit has to die
>>149475718I think he destroyed a universe with a thunderclap once.
Anyone post Shock or scary Kratos
>>149476581Top kek, I kneel
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>>149476591Imagine being a capeshit fan rn
>>149476494Marvel women all canonically crave Thor's cock
>>149475732DB never gets made since he grows up fatherless and dies at 19 of a drug overdose. Also never meets Chad who lives with a nice and stable White family.
I don't care about the result. All I know is that Miles has a BBC and Deku has a minuscule asian pecker
>>149476554It's funny because they refused to mention any of the Knull/absolute carnage shit they were actively nerfing miles despite mentioning and showing him with his avatar shit.
>>149476582Eggman solos MHA
>MHAfag seething over CapeGOLD
>>149476623>Obsession with cocksFavorite Character?
>>149475735She is important though. She's literally the love interest of the protagonist.
Who wins?
Spiderman (the good one) vs Ladybug (the french one)
>>149476623>All I know is that Miles has a BBCNot anymore after it got crushed into paste by Deku
>>149475405 (OP)when i was a kid i gameplanned this
godzilla absorbs radiation to boost its power, and hulk is powered by radiation
so godzilla would suck all the green outta hulk and leave him pink and squishy, then hit him with a super blast
Fisher never stood a chance btw
>>149475800As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate this child predator.
WE are ALL GOONING to this next week right?
>>149475464Peter would have actually win due to Iron man suit and orbital strike with drones, also more exprience.
Post Deku kissing Uraraka
>>149476623Robert Kirkman pls
>>149476646CANON. IRREFUTABLE.
>>149476423Funnily enough, her most thematic matches are guys like Adam Smasher and Frank Horrigan. Pick a guy who got brought back from the brink of death and turned into a cyborg, I guess.
>>149476636...in the naruto-tier MHA fanfiction that the fandom creates to pretend Deku didn't wait 8 years just to shake hands with a girl he likes
>>149475806Yeah he's a failure who's movies have done even worse than either of the TASM movies lmfao. Guess we now know that the only real Spider-Man is still a White Man lmfao.
>>149476658post Shamiek kissing Hailee
>>149476636>Posting fanart and headcanonTypical mhafag behavior.
>>149476638one erased a universe the other didn't
>>149476676Andrew was dimes as Spidey ngl
>>149476561It'd be a fun fight, but the question is if DB considers it worthwhile to put a fight on Mash. I don't know how they prioritize things now in the indie era.
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>Ragna vs Velvet
So who exactly wants to see this stomp battle other than the guy spending what I can only assume is thousands of dollars on commissions on his crossover ship with his self-insert?
Shit is not thematic at all and a stomp similar to dekuck picking street level shitters to stomp on and seems to exist only for shipping purposes like Shitkima and Gojob.
Self-inserters are a disease.
>>149476638Ladybug is for Skitter
>>149476653Did this guy end up crossdressing anyway like I suspected he would
>>149476659>Depiction of a faithful white woman rejecting a homewreckers advancesWhy are BBCfags so delusion?
>>149475878Supaidaman is actually popular and well-liked, unlike Peter Darker who's a forced gary stu that even blacks mostly don't care for.
>>149476676>Holland moviesThat's not a flex tho
>>149475904So this is why KR1 attacked him
Because Cap was being racist towards gooks.
Miles Morales is the definition of a bitch nigga and his creator and his fans are a bunch of hoes.
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>">MHAfag seething over Ca-"
>"Чтo cлyчилocь, cyчкa? Oпять пытaeшьcя нaхaмить?"
>"AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO PLEASE COLONEL KOSLOV I PROMISE I WILL BEHAVE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE FAGGOT THAT I AM NO NO AAAAA- *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK*"
>>149476691Probably the same people who still want that pedophile's match
>>149476676Tom Holland is dimeless I'd rather have a million miles morales than fucking Tom Holland spider man.
>>149476691So Ash vs Yugi is the boomer fight?
>Peter and Miles both Job to Deli
Pathetic, and to think these fodders had the audacity to try go against GODhou, forget about Yamame, they wouldn't even make it past Sunny Milk
Live action Goku vs James Gunn's Superman. Who'd win?
>>149476701>Atom eve>faithfulFunny.
>>149476173Asura’s basically one and done. I don’t want to suffer another bullshit mismatch where he either completely stomps (but loses due to DB retardation) or gets matched up against some super roided multiversal guy that blinks him away. It’s even worse since AW will never get any new material so they’ll just be rehashing the same shit with Asura. If they HAD to use someone from AW it’s better if they go with Yasha or Chakravartin, or maybe even Augus.
>>149476747powerpuff girls victims
>>149475911That's why he got cucked by CHADor
>>149475958Didn't know Hulk was a DC character lmfao
>>149476742We like Ash vs Yugi here Capefag
I want Godzilla to win. Im tired of Hulk. He’s like THE MOST boring big punchy meathead. I don’t want to see his green ass for ten years at least.
>>149475793>>149476748Movie supes's only thing thats remotely.impressive is using super breath to move away from a "black hole".
Otherwise Goku scales above Piccolo casually wiping a nation in an explosion in a flash back
So country level vs... mmm... town maybe level sipes?
>>149476726>gay fantasiesSorry that your verse can only beat street tiers.
>>149476691>thousands of dollars on commissions on his crossover ship with his self-insert?>shipping purposes like Shitkima and GojobWhen you put it like that I'm gonna have to pay KEKna an AI visit.
>>149476777Asura should win
>>149475922Huh.....what was that noise? Weird......thought I just heard a gook victim speaking for a sec there.......oh well.....must've been the birds.
>>149476757The PP girls job to my cock
>>149476432SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOUNTAINS PETER SCALES TO HERALDS WHY WOULD HE NEED TO DESTROY A MEASLY MOUNTAIN.
>>149476799the pedophile rapist?
>>149476778Post Ash in a dress
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laugh at this woke black retard
>>149476820Nuclear waste vs nuclear embodiment
>>149476760When was this again?
Bring me MHA so I can show them what a real island level character can do.
>>149476676To be fair, Across the Spiderverse is impossible to watch casually without having eye pains or a seizure. No Way Home is at least watchable without needing to stop the film.
why do the deathbattle faggots call miles spiderman? hes not spiderman
>>149476820Hulk vs Godzilla. Episode 200 is either Ruby vs Maka or Ash vs Yugi
>>149476795I'd say the three fairies job to mine. We could be friends.
>>149476847She should probably fight Sylar
>>149476747Wait when Peter got jobbed. Ladybug?
Do not forget Ash is racist, he's gonna lose because Atem is african
This fight would have been pretty even like 4 years ago.
>>149476859So it'd hurt darkies slightly less when he inevitably got WHIPPED by Deku
>>149476875Which was when it was made...
>>149476859Because he's the ultimate spiderman
>>149476790If Beerus makes him angry enough and doesn’t immediately wipe him out, then yeah. Hakai might be an issue though.
>>149476695Pre Khepri Taylor loses, post wins, depends on if you count that as Skitter or not.
>>149476747>Majin Buu hand in the first panelGross.
FELLOW MILESISTERS, FETCH MY MIRKO COSPLAY DRESS. THE TRANSITION STARTS NOW.
>>149476893technically yes, he was the replacement Spider-Man for the original Ultimate universe but then they brought back the actual Peter for no reason because Bendis is a hack
>>149475971>WUSSverineLooks like the Wokeverinefaggots didn't learn their lesson from last time.......
>>149476859You're right, he's Spider-Man
>>149476859Because they're retards who think anyone can be spiderman by putting on a costume. They don't want to accept that Peter Parker is Spiderman and Miles Morales is just Miles Morales. Look at how the fight goes and everything. They try so hard to suck off Miles as the ultimate spiderman when he can't even beat Batman's actual protege
>>149476917FUARK SO MANY XITTER TROONS AND PREDDITERS COSPLAYING. THIS IS BASICALLY A BUFFET FOR ME!!!!!
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>>149476895>Tranny>Threatens to kill self
>>149476919Ultimate Peter came back just to give Miles his blessing and then fucked off with MJ iirc. It was just Bendis sucking himself off.
>>149476908If Madara and Obito can get Jinchuriki forms and Giorno gets GER, I see no real reason to deprive Taylor of Khepri
>>149476917Milesissies were just looking for an excuse to put on lingerie and dress like a girl
>>149476895Ralsei wouldn't fucking say that
holy shit Milessisters we can't stop losing
>>149475983For Gruntilda.
>>149476895>tranny kills xerself because of Death Battle Is this the best episode in the entire series?
>>149476927>when he can't even beat Batman's actual protegeTo be fair Terry's suit makes up for the statstomp and he's brutal as fuck in the cartoon
Lex Luther & Luthercorp Vs Cecil and the GDA?
>>149476812>Harvard ProfessorIs he calling Dekuck... smart? How is that an insult?
>>149476895WTF. Ralsei is based? Still jobs to cock.
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>>149476955Nobody would watch his movies tho
>>149476955>Implying current MCU slop is actually good
>>149476955KWAB it's Peter's franchise now
>>149476955You know? Maybe Miles should ACTUALLY just do his own thing. Build up his own image properly as something other than spiderman redux.
>>149476895>that reply kek
>>149476968He's black + Deku is a nerd
>>149476981His own thing is becoming an Electric swords mean and making Shonen references, would you read?
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Marvel bros, you guys seem honest. What wins? Hulk’s strongest ounch at his angriest or Thor’s Godblast
>>149475405 (OP)Last time Hulk wrecked Brolly. Godzilla is just a bunch of ghost and a sentient nuke waste. Eh, Hulk smash.
>>149476955MCU has been completely shit for a long time but based Deku killed Bendis' fetish fuel regardless
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>Solos yourentire franchise
>Turns it into a sausage
What rating would he give a [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER] Sausage?
>>149476981No. Miles IS Spider-Man.
He NEEDS to have the title.
He NEEDS to have extra powers.
He NEEDS to fight Peter's villains.
He NEEDS to date Peter's girlfriends.
>>149476955Honestly, MCU, Rivals and Cosmic Invasion dodged a bullet by not having Miles.
Is it Tea or Anzu Judai or Jaden Asuka or Alexis
>>149476993If it was great then probably.
my GOAT
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What's his best match up?
>>149475405 (OP)that was a shit episode, battle, picks everything
>>149477002Post Hulk beating Broly.
>>149476993>Electric swords mean and making Shonen references, would you read?Sounds good to me
Can Spider-Man beat Venom Batman?
>>149477002>Last time Hulk wrecked BrollyIn the jobbing contest? Yeah he did.
>>149477026Getting cooked by Demon Slayer. I can’t think of any good western swordsmen shows.
>>149477011Peter isn't even street level anymore. He is Batman tier.
>>149477035Why can't this fucker use chi? It doesn't have any of the downsides of magic
>>149477048... Paul is still alive and fucked MJ
>>149477059Uh...Because something something wuxia shit has consequences.
>>149477059Kung Fu Panda is DreamWorks.
>>149477059Better question. Why not become a yellow lantern?
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>>149477078Paul is being cucked by Venom rn
>>149475577You still have a meltdown every thread.
>>149477098This is exactly what should have happened to Miles when Deku tackled him.
>>149477086It's been a while but isn't Bruce afraid of muh power corrupting me
>>149477098Peter was TEACHING Bruce
>>149477098i swear they referenced this
14:23 in the fight, that's kind of similar, moves wise. Right?
>>149477078I couldn't give rat's ass about MJ or Felicia since Sophia Sanduval remains forever faithful to Spider-man. Chat mogs Peter's all other girlfriends and love interests and its not even close
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>>149476917This was on his pinned tweet.
>>149477042>>149477028Well atleast Hulk wrecked universe. By the way why even bother Godzilla might be Brolly tier or something like that. It would be not so smash if Hulk loose it again.
>>149477039I like Yuji. Yuji, Sukuna, Todo and Gojo carried JJK while the rest were kinda boring. But I hate how every cross-universe JJK match boils down to "Will DE work?" It feels like Yuji, Takaba and Gojo are the ones who would perform the best in cross-universe matches. Yuji's and Gojo's DE bypass physical durability since Yuji attacks the soul and Gojo attacks the brain, so the the sure-hit and boost effect of DE gives them some nice hax. Hax matters more since JJK is lacking in destructive feats. Takaba's CT is just reality warping.
>>149477115Deku did atomize Miles when he hit him with a serious punch. At least they got that part right.
>L-Look guys! I beat a street tier
That's nice, now go sit at the kids table while the adults discuss actually strong characters.
>>149477016KoA's names vs KoJ's names
japan has primacy and english names are ass
>>149477135>dem tittiesMilesxisters... I'm halfway there.
>>149476015Wow Peter Darker got shit on by that? Pathetic.
>>149477135looking ZESTY AF
>>149477086Why yellow? He has at least four colours of ring to choose from.
>>149476008It's good though because even Marvel fans hate Peter Darker.
>>149476041>>149476139Yeah Spider-Man beats all those people and did manage to knock out Superman in at least one comic, though he also beats his real returning opponents for DB, the composited TMNT.
>>149477150It really was the biggest feed we've had in a long time. This match was first floated back when Deku was the guy that blew his arm out channeling a little bit of All-Might power. Deku at full power is the big guy of his universe. No one thinks of Spidey as being on the level of Thor or Carol or even Iron Man.
>>149476015>One sword went up his assKek
>>149477086No fuck that. Why doesn’t SUPERMAN use a lantern ring?
>>149477167>>149477197When are you cutting your balls off, bleachfag?
>>149476175Hal is a pedo and Peter bagged a 12/10.
>>149476188Spider-Man would be a good teacher to Class 1-A after All Might retired.
>>149476211DC sucks but Marvel is fine mostly.
>>149477200Untrue, Spiderfags are always desperate for a W
>>149477230>but Marvel is fine mostlyNo, just no.
>>149477197>Not The Manhattan ClanWho raped you?
>>149477214I wonder if he'll get banned again
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/149389467/deleted/deleted/
>>149476259Betaman is base Moon Knight victim who himself is a Spider-Man victim.
>>149476052The CHADsta in MHA edits are great.
>>149476211Kill yourself listtroon.
>>149477200Spider-man almost blown up multiverse, if not Madame Web saving the day, he always holds back.
>>149476141Not really, Love Train basically make the fight one sided.
>>149477264See? They’re trash
>>149476312Cassandra is for getting shit on by X-23.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but why's Hulkzilla such a hot button matchup? It doesn't really seem that serious, Hulk's already in the oxygen club and he either scaling stomps or eventually outstats because that's his whole schtick or Godzilla pulls out some esoteric shit he has access to and just wins before it gets that bad, I don't see why people are acting like this shit is toxic
>>149477273X-23 is for getting corrected by Damian.
>>149476015>First match is against a guy whose thing is that he's anti-magic in a magic heavy universe.>Deku doesn't have magic>Still gets a sword shoved up his ass and murdered in front of a cheering crowd in his own universeHis salty runback? Spider-Man's sidekick. Deku is in the running for most disrespected character on the show.
>"Deku please stop kneeling on my neck I can't breathe"
>"You can't breathe? Don't worry. Here's some 0-2"
>>149477200>Iron ManWhy would you put that loser who jobbed to Angel to same level with Thor or Carol? Iron man is pathetic C-lister at his best in the actual comics
>>149477293Did you not care for the animation? I felt it was pretty good. A little bright but good.
>>149477277Hulk is at risk of going 0-3 and it's always been a popular matchup.
>>149477277Its cause FRAUDzilla fags will have a melty when their guy loses
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>>149476483>Batmid canonically gets cucked in that storylinelol I knew capeshitters never read their own shit.
>>149477273Nah, X-23 vs Damian is better, Cassandra can fight her actual crossover opponent in Elektra
What happens if Hulk goes 0-3?
>>149477293>most disrespected character on the showThat would be Shadow the Hedgehog
>bullied by Bejita>mindbroken by Mewtwo
>>149477259How many months past due did they end up?
>>149477311*FRAUDlk
Sorry im retarded.
Who SEXUALLY HARASSED Hulk other than Broly?
>>149477325Hulk vs Goku duh
>>149476509He already did though.
>>149477338>fights GODulk wins
>>149477344>fanfiction fanart
>>149476474Looks like the Dragon from Shrek.
>>149477337Doomsday and these guys
>>149475958
>>149475974>that expression of grotesque fear in panel 2embarrassing
>>149476139Hawkman gets into bloodlusted fistfights with lobo and black Adam, spider man isn't doing shit. To say nothing of Plastic Man who stalemated Fernus.
>>149477344Does bottom left have a cock
Ngl I liked Doomsday vs Hulk but I wish the models looked better
As for this? It has to be over the top to be any good
>>149475800TOTAL PUSSY
Imagine having a brain like his in which weighing in on Godzilla vs Hulk frightens you, but you feel neither shame nor guilt calling cp trading a victimless crime. Speedy's divine punishment for his sins is to be Speedy.
>>149477277>>149477308I think most of it is just Hulk risking the ozone club.
>>149477338That would be hilarious.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNl6_pmlY5A&ab_channel=Release-Topic
It's kind of funny how evident it is that this song was made with Miles in mind yet he ended up getting atomized in the actual fight
Thor should fuck Yoruichi
>>149477112i am not the kaijutard. just because i told you to quit spamming doesn't mean i'm the kaijutard. they live rent free in your head seek help
>>149476532Mash is for Saitama.
This matchup would've been thematically far superior to Deku vs Peter Darker, but they'd probably wait before all of Vigilantes is animated before doing it.
>DC heroes are all canonical cucks
>Marvel heroes are all canonical rape victims
What the fuck is wrong with capeshit writers?
>>149476542Peter Darker doesn't need to come back at all, he sucks ass. Instead, have Mark fight Kamala's actual boyfriend.
>>149477402Saitama’s around star level though.
>>149477419*Multi-Star System level
>>149477277kaijutard melty and ohnoschizo's spam posts will get worse if gayshitta looses, plus more nikocado posts, making this place unuseable, even more so than the kratos vs asura match
>All MHA heroes are corrupt
>>149477397>i'm not [person I carry water for and show clear investment in]Just shut the fuck up kaijutard lol
>>149477371Tbf it’s the Hulk. Even with the Thor MCU popularity , Hulk’s lkke the go to power scaling for Marvel
>>149477416I mean there used to be a page in the DC wiki of canon rape victims
>>149477300Hence the "even" part. Iron Man is below Thor, above Spidey.
>>149477306I liked that Deku does seem appropriately shook up at the end as the inevitable police interrogation no doubt flashes in his mind.
>>149477441you still didn't give me their discord, btw. you say you watch them sperg out in a discord, and refuse to give it to me? you? obsessed
>>149477344>self insert shit againDekufags are extremely pathetic
>>149476567Yhwach is for Hao from Shaman King or Abraham from Magi. He should some other religious themed villain as he himself is an evil expy of Jesus.
>>149477460>desperate babbling of the chronically exposedlel
>>149477449You know what they could have done? Just do a “stopped heartbeat” and resuscitation. You still get the death, but you know, the other guy doesn’t become a complete murderer
>>149476591>>149476612Are you really surprised? miLes' whole career has banked off of leeching off much better and more successful, more original characters. How do you think he got the name "Peter Darker" to begin with?
>>149477432My bad, also he grows stronger over time when pushed. Mash would get atomized with one or two punches since his durability isn’t that strong.
Why are all the death battle jobbers all the most heavily self-inserted into?
>>149477438I barely paid attention to the series but don't they have a superhuman registration thing? They're like the UK, they need a license to do anything right?
>>149477479After how Macho Man vs Kool-Aid man went with that same ending, I'm not sure they'd ever try something like that ever again
>>149477475yeah you're hopeless at this point. not everyone's the kaijutranny out to get you, going back to bananza
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>>149477409Also why hasn't the actual peter parker actually come back to DB? It's fucking Spiderman.
>>149477488Pretty much. For the most part vigilante aren’t really a priority. No Cape Killer units
>>149477488Hey, Otto, what's your take on Cassandra Cain vs Elektra
>>149477416They are all channeling the powers of Alan Moore and Robert Kirkman
>>149476619Spidey still has Felicia at least.
Could a DC universe survive Zombie Sentry being dropped in the middle of Gotham?
>>149476631Capeshit sucks though.
>>149477524Did they patch things up since Superior Spider-Man punched out one of her teeth?
>>149477417>Kamala's actual boyfriend>not a street level shitterSPIN dreams of this btw
>>149477327Are there any other non-meme deaths as pathetic as this?
>>149476623Reminder that Peter Darker is the only Marvel character to canonically get molested by a boy, who also fucked his mom.
>>149477487Because they're the coolest ones?
>>149477550Shadow de-transforming and Bejita Final Flashing him
>>149477545It took a corrupted Flash running at full speed into Superman to make one of his bone splinters pierce Clark's skin. Superman would probably be OK. And Plastic Man.
>>149476710Hailee would've made a hot MCU MJ.
>watching the rundown of all those power boosts Miles has gotten in such a short amount of time
It's kind of pathetic how desperate they are to make him as cool as Peter, by giving him all these op abilities and tech. Marvel absolutely does not know what to do with Miles - they want him to be his own thing, but they refuse to distance him from the Spider-Man moniker, which is ultimately holding him back because he'll always be compared to Peter, and inferior.
>>149476715>>149476734It is dimes when you're comparing it to Peter Darker who's always sucked.
>>149477571Shit, wrong quote
>>149477533It took Flash running at full speed and harder, crashing into Superman to infect him with the Anti-Life virus.
>>149477558Peter also got molested/raped by his buddy Skip when he was young so he copied that too. Granted having his molester/rapist also fuck his mother is unique to him
>>149476671>>149476681Deku belongs with a BBW jungle bunny, not a typical asian girl.
>>149476638The Real Spider-Man is for these dudes.
>>149477550Bejita getting his head cartoonishly popped
>>149477653All four of em?
>>149476688Garfield is a kike who wanted to make Spider-Man into a faggot. Idk why anyone even gave him a chance. Only reason he's as popular as he seems to be now is because the Holland version is moreso White Peter Darker or Iron Boy Jr. than he is the real Spider-Man. Last accurate Spider-Man adaptations were Spectacular and 90s TAS.
>>149477479They could just stop being dumb with the "always death" thing.
>BUT THE NAME OF THE SHOW ISIt now means "potential for death" and the potential for a thing is always more exciting than certainty.
>>149477517Two words: Mind. Swap.
>>149476745M3gan is for Chucky.
So, Static beat Miles
Asta beat Deku
Either way, whoever lost this was going to be 0-2, and that means the next time we see Miles billed, he's probably going to win the MU because going 0-3 is just shitting on a character, and any discussion would be "why did you kill miles a third time" if he lost.
I don't even like the little nigga, but his next MU would be a pity win, I imagine.
>>149477344So fucking hot...Sadly those parlors are stealing space from that stud
>>149476747Only Peter Darker does
The real Spider-Man can win.
>>149477705Chucky needs to fight the puppets from Puppet Master. We've never had an asymmetrical fight before.
>>149477709>0-3 is just shitting on a characterGoku's lost 3 times to the same guy and once to technically himself
>>149477705>KEKyGets fucking eviscerated
>>149476748Goku since the new Supershit is a jobber who gets bodied for that entire movie and needs the dog and Lois to bail him out every time. He also jobs to monkeys on social media throughout that entire horrible movie and Goku is a movie who's popular on social media. Checkmate, Superfags.
>>149477709>next time we see Miles billed, he's probably going to win the MU because going 0-3 is just shitting on a character,This is exactly what I think is going to happen with Goku. Sonic, Seiya, or Usagi will be given to him for a pity win.
>>149476173Kratos is for any of these people aside from Asura.
>>149477743If you count Goku Black that's another one
>>149477607Sentry is power fast and Superman wouldnt know thst hes infected with something.m right away hed just assume someone just fell from the sky and needs help. Sentry takes the moment of weakness to bite Superman's hand. It only punches through Superman's skin a little but its enough to get the infection into his system. Superman would immediately engage Sentry and probably trap him thinking hes someone Superman can help. The Superman would turn and release Sentry both of them would start infecting the world.
>>149477743SMvG is a retarded mu, and I wish they would stop doing it tbqh
>>149477770doomslaya gapes kektos btw
>>149476812That isn't even Spider-Man.
>>149477794>Doom Slayer was planetary AT BEST in their analysisHe's fucking getting raped by KINGtos
>>149477789Rogue, don't be a cunt.
>REMEMBAH THAT TIME AH TOOK YER POWERS AND LEFT YA IN A COMA FOR YEARS?
>>149476847She's for making The Goys go 0-2.
>>149476859They're niglets who wish to be White or creatively bankrupt retards who leech off the legacy of another man. Peter Darker's just another one of Cuckdis' many infamously shit creations that exists only to be mocked into oblivion. Deku is at least an original character but all Peter Darker does is leech off of the success of a White Man.
>>149476748James Gunn Superman survived a Black Hole so live action Goku's earth busting Kamehameha wouldnt do shit. Gunn Superman can also fly and move faster than Geeko.
>>149477468Fate has been recently neutered so much in vs fandom, that Yhwach unironically wins.
>>149476863Lame, episode 200 should be this.
>>149477794>Doomslaya-AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE KINGTOS FORGIVE ME
>>149477866>GEMbooruYUP YUP YUP
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>>149476895>>149476917>only trannies like Peter DarkerTo absolutely NO ONE's surprise.
>>149477794calm down guy only because you won your rematch with sissie chief doesn't mean you can go up to the big leagues
>>149477468Hao just blinks at him and wins. His soul hax is too strong.
>>149476863Itll be Goku vs Superman 4 the quest for peace.
>>149478008gvs4 will happen when they run out of money again
>>149475464>"You were Awesome, Milo, definitely top 10 monkeys I've fought against!"You have "arrived" I see.
>>149477934>Kratos' face when his wife touches his spaghetti
>>149476947Peter should've still kept being Spider-Man, he was rocking it with those bangs.
>>149476955Marvel should just kill that nigger off for good now. All he does is rightfully lose.
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>>149478031>Style Biscuit mastered immediately
>>149476981Or you could just do the logical thing and get rid of him since no one buys his shit at all.
>>149477012He is financial poison. They need to kill him off in order to save mainstream Spider-Man comics.
>Framing of Deku vs Miles MU is Deku wanting to see what Miles can do
>Deku kills him
>Deku seems surprised by this?
he "I thought you were stronger"d him lmao
>>149477026I saw Afro Samurai as a match for him once.
>>149478070What style? Ragebait? Because that's all Oliva did there and if you did mean that you're correct because Omega fucking ruined Niko harder than the twin towers.
>>149475464They only scaled Spin to Spider-Man's speed which was low balled via statement and just ignoring actual feats like Spider-Man dodging multiple light speed lasers at once. They also didnt scale Spin's power to Spider-Man and they just missed Spin punching Knull which makes the entire fight pretty much pointless.
>>149477032>All Peter Darker can do is leech off vastly more original and successful worksWho could've thought?
>>149478103Hand pocket style.
>>149477035Everyone beats Batmid, he is a pebbles level weakling.
>>149477078>Peter Darkerniggers are PaulfagsMakes sense.
Would be a fun Halloween episode. A monster version of an older beloved fight.
>>149477130Nah MJ is still the only one for him when it comes to capeshit that isn't written horribly.
>>149478148Those pebbles? DEMOLISH captain america
>>149477214Who mentioned Bleach? I just hate Peter Darker, as any other saneminded Marvel fan would.
>>149476173>Beat someone that by all accounts should have smeared themKratos v Nolan would be funny.
Especially if they gave Nolan Spawn and Supreme scaling.
>>149477251Spidey and the TMNT are literally both from Manhattan.
>>149478178>>149478218I dislike Miles as much as the next guy but I cannot imagine how low you gotta sink in your hateboner to start unironically shilling shitted artists and futatrannies
>>149478196Modern writers REALLY want you to fucking HATE MJ.
>>149477200>>149477293No one ever thought that Peter Darker was on the actual Spider-Man's level. He couldn't even handle the weakest possible iteration of him.
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>>149478241So are fuck ton of other heroes. If anything they should fight Daredevil for abandoning them in the first issue.
>>149477288>>149477324Damian is for Hitgirl.
>>149477325He's probably going to win desu. Idk why but I feel like the fact that Goji predates Hulk will mean they'll give Hulk a pity win in retaliation since his last 2 losses were against characters he himself predated (Doomsday and Broly). Idk DB usually does weird patterns like this.
>>149478287Would be fun. Damian wins easily but Death Battle is rarely fair.
>>149477367Nah just Chun-Li thighs
>>149477711Yeah. His reward for killing Peter Darker.
>>149478279Another connection is they both fight ninja clans named after body parts. Hand and Foot.
>>149477392Thor already fucks Storm constantly he doesn't need Yoruichi.
>>149477409>>149477511They're waiting to see if the Turtles will ever actually be able to hurt him in any way lol
>>149478362Because the TMNT were based on Matt at the start. The ninja training, the spill that made them special, Stick and Splinter. And as you noted, the Hand and the Foot. If they have to fight someone in a 4v1, it really should be Matt.
>>149477547Even America crossed borders to get with Kamala before Peter Darker ever could. I couldn't think of a worse character even if I tried.
>>149478391Any scaling you can give them pales to Iron Man scaling
>>149478409The hand vs the foot would be fucking sick though. Maybe next season's army battle? Kek
>>149477517Elektra is for Karai.
>>149478391Spider-Man has so many better match ups and if they turtles are fighting a marvel hero its probably going to be Daredevil.
>>149477612That got retconned actually. Meanwhile Peter Darker still canonically gets buckbroken and has to watch his hot Latina Mommy be claimed by a ladyboy cosplaying as one of Pete's old flames. Looks like the real Spider-Man wins over miLes once again!
>>149478478Youre making it sound like a bad thing.
>>149478452>>149478279>>149478409I never realized how much The Ninja Turtles is based on Daredevil. Holy shit. Should read the Ninja Turtles comics one of these days. Cracks me up Daredevil is just there.
>>149477676You can give em Rise scaling to balance it out a bit if you'd like.
>>149478534Is that why they all wear red originally?
>>149477738What about this?
>>149477783Sentry is for Gemini Saga or Sephiroth.
>>149478640Zombie Sentry infects both and they eat the world together. Next.
>>149477835I'll never forgive the MCU if they don't commit to that in the reboot after Secret Wars.
>>149477970Yhwach has a bunch of matches honestly.
>>149478258miLes just shouldn't exist at all. All he's ever been is just Black Peter. We already have Peter so there's no point for miLes existing.
>>149478260Marvel just fucking sucks desu. As does all capeshit now. The last good stories from that genre were from the 90s and whenever before then.
>>149478279>>149478534Daredevil is just another expy of Spider-Man anyway
>Red-clad acrobatic vigilantes who got their powers from radiation, swing around NYC, have super senses, and fight the KingpinAlso Matt's too weak for any of the Turtles anyway and isn't even close to Peter's level
He should fight someone else.
>>149478783Matt wrecks Spider-Man on the regular and easily claps any of the turtles in a 1v1. What are you even talking about? Matt also wore yellow originally so all he really had in common with Spider-Man is the acrobatics which Batman and Robin were already doing before Spider-Man. The turtles are for Daredevil.
My fellow blackanons will our race ever win another deathbattle?
How come no one talks about Spawn vs SMT? They're both Biblepunk settings where characters fight the supernatural using big guns and demons. Al vs Demifiend seems like a good match.