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>The Actual Spidey: "Deku, for proving yourself worthy to be my student and for killing that pathetic embarrassment that lost to even the weakest possible version of me, I offer you the condolence of getting to lay with his mother. What do you say, kiddo?"
>Deku: "OH YOU'D DO THAT, MR. SPIDER-MAN? THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I ALWAYS DID PREFER JUNGLE BUNNIES, SIR! I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!!!!"
>Spider-Man: "Hehe, I know you won't kiddo. Have fun, I gotta go plap that redhead and the kitty cat....."