>>511322239
How do I add myself to Tea so I never have to encounter one of these ghouls.

>>81901824
Good lord the miles of dick that thing has seen. Fat women are giga whores.

>>29131232

>>96094035
>Wizard
>That sings and dances for AC bonus like you're some kind of bard
>The smarter you are the better you are at singing at dancing and the higher your AC goes for some reason
>Fluff about "Cat" "Bird" and "Snakes" styles like you're some kind of monk
>None of which mention any ranged weapons yet the features still apply to ranged weapons for some reason
>Get more attacks like you're some kind of martial
>Never mind that you're a full-caster and are still better off casting spells
It doesn't know what it wants to be, tries to be everything, and comes out a confused mess both mechanically and flavor wise. I hate the Bladesinger with every single drop of my being. It's the single greatest example of trying to force a sacred cow into an edition that doesn't want it and certainly doesn't need it.

>>81670377
>Women are attractive and desirable.
Says the creature that recycles farts into queefs.