>>510160774
I want the surface of Uranus mapped and studied, inch by inch

My roommate had his girlfriend love with us for a while.
One day I saw a pair of her panties in their laundry. They weren't home so I hastily ran to the basket and got a huge whiff n' sniff of her crotch.
I reeled back because it smelled like rot.
What the fuck? I thought pussy was supposed to smell good.
Fucking just sat down on my couch in disappointment and lost my chub.
I'm not even interested in real pussy anymore now I just care about hentai.

Post yfw you're NOT a zoomer that's going to get drafted.