Which (female) pokemon should you be most worried about your BF catching?

Ditto? Kirlia? Vaporeon?

>>714628326
>Buneary / Lopunny
Forget the Reddit copypasta about Vaporeon, Lopunny is DESIGNED to be your partner
>Starts off as Buneary
>Buneary has 0 Friendship starting value. Literally zero.
>Less than a legendary Pokemon.
Time goes by
>Buneary evolves once its Friendship is High enough
>Game data suggests it WANTS to evolve by Level 13
You might say "but Anon how could you possibly know that?"
>At Level 13, Buneary learns Frustration.
>At Level 13, Lopunny learns Return.
>Your Tsundere Buneary becomes depressed if you haven't given her maximum physical affection required for evolution
To summarize, Lopunny is literally built for human sex.

>>279928103
>decades of "sex positivity" and TV is more strict than in the fucking 70s
Insane. Whats wrong with showing tits on TV anyway?

>level 7 newfriends getting pitted against level 50 "beginner"
>in unranked
I feel like Im watching someone get thrown into a rape pit. Who thought this was a good idea?
You don't have to do the "skill matching" meme like Blizzard but jesus christ at least separate the babies from the whales