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Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:30:04 AM No.714627504 >>714627692 >>714627813 >>714627834 >>714627870 >>714627995 >>714627997 >>714628087 >>714628179 >>714628906 >>714629594 >>714629940 >>714630105 >>714630292 >>714630341 >>714630348 >>714630375 >>714630405 >>714630606 >>714630619 >>714630874 >>714631028 >>714631248 >>714631527 >>714631756 >>714632445 >>714633008 >>714633048 >>714633352 >>714633686 >>714634203 >>714634306 >>714634505 >>714634624 >>714634824 >>714636360
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What would be your pkmn team /v/?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:32:30 AM No.714627683 >>714627793 >>714627817
Gardevoir
Lopunny
Delphox
Salazle
Vaporeon
Alcremie
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:32:37 AM No.714627692
>>714627504 (OP)
I'm pretty vanilla so all dittos.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:34:13 AM No.714627793 >>714627891
>>714627683
this but all male
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:34:32 AM No.714627813
>>714627504 (OP)
imagine to poke choose muh deek in her face
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:34:37 AM No.714627817 >>714627891
>>714627683
All male, right?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:34:47 AM No.714627834 >>714627914
>>714627504 (OP)
the joke is somehting fucked up is going on in the background
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:35:11 AM No.714627870
>>714627504 (OP)
One charmander nothing on it please
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:35:27 AM No.714627891 >>714628002
>>714627793
>>714627817
>salazzle
>alcremie
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:35:35 AM No.714627896
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pokemon funny
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:35:46 AM No.714627914 >>714636269
>>714627834
abortion?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:36:41 AM No.714627995 >>714628326 >>714631318 >>714631514 >>714634441
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>>714627504 (OP)
>"The joke is sex" the artist
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:36:42 AM No.714627997
>>714627504 (OP)
Venusaur, Gengar, Crocalor, Umbreon, Electrivire, Houndoom
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:36:46 AM No.714628002
>>714627891
>implying I know newer pokemon
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:38:15 AM No.714628087
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>>714627504 (OP)
Would it really be that weird or crazy? It always seemed like an open secret type of deal in the pokemon world.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:38:28 AM No.714628104 >>714628152 >>714628297
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Rate my team:
>Mawile, Kabutops, Tropius, Misdreavus, Magmar, Claydol
Claydol is my trump card and Mawile walks around with me and holds my hand
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:39:09 AM No.714628152
>>714628104
I want to be held down and forcibly violated by Zinnia
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:39:44 AM No.714628179 >>714628229
>>714627504 (OP)
>That gif mark in the corner.
Did you seriously screenshot a fucking gif?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:40:29 AM No.714628229
>>714628179
I'm mostly certain that gif could not be posted on a sfw board.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:41:29 AM No.714628297 >>714628484
>>714628104
I don't know half of these.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:41:55 AM No.714628326 >>714628417 >>714628917 >>714629758
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It is pretty fucked up Gamefreak created Lopunny.
In-game they only turn into one after getting lots of love but realistically no one would let a little boy have one due to that.

The more you love something the more likely it is to turn into something too sexy that then will have to be taken away. Wouldn't surprise me if there are laws for prohibiting the sale of Buneary to children.

>>714627995
>PEDOku bitching about sex jokes
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:43:16 AM No.714628417
>>714628326
Pokemon is inspired by Japan's ideology. It would not only be fine but highly encouraged.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:44:08 AM No.714628484 >>714628610
>>714628297
>He cant recognize every pre-DS era Pokemon
Sounds like a YOU problem famalama
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:45:55 AM No.714628610
>>714628484
Nah, Digimon is just better.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:49:22 AM No.714628906
>>714627504 (OP)
Garchomp
Gengar
Tyranitar
Sceptile
Gardevoir
Heracross
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:49:33 AM No.714628917 >>714630517 >>714631697
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>>714628326
>Buneary / Lopunny
Forget the Reddit copypasta about Vaporeon, Lopunny is DESIGNED to be your partner
>Starts off as Buneary
>Buneary has 0 Friendship starting value. Literally zero.
>Less than a legendary Pokemon.
Time goes by
>Buneary evolves once its Friendship is High enough
>Game data suggests it WANTS to evolve by Level 13
You might say "but Anon how could you possibly know that?"
>At Level 13, Buneary learns Frustration.
>At Level 13, Lopunny learns Return.
>Your Tsundere Buneary becomes depressed if you haven't given her maximum physical affection required for evolution
To summarize, Lopunny is literally built for human sex.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:56:07 AM No.714629383 >>714629693
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Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:57:06 AM No.714629442 >>714634037
"the joke is sex" will NEVER be funny
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:58:13 AM No.714629518 >>714629601
>Gardevoir
>Not Ralts
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:59:15 AM No.714629590
"the joke is sex" will ALWAYS be funny
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:59:17 AM No.714629594
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>>714627504 (OP)
Not funny, but I do like how the artist used Shiny Gardevoir since she's the best and only pokemon I'll fuck
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 1:59:27 AM No.714629601
>>714629518
>not Kirlia
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:00:40 AM No.714629693 >>714629782 >>714630534
>>714629383
Didn't this picture use to be like twice as long? (and not ant-sized)
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:01:39 AM No.714629758
>>714628326
Pokemon world has to have copious amount of poke fucking unless pokemon all do have cloacas and they don't feel pleasure. That's the only way, if the pokemon physically cannot feel pleasure and don't want to fuck. Otherwise, every trainer is going to fuck
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:01:59 AM No.714629782
>>714629693
Yeah there is a mega huge version.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:04:24 AM No.714629940 >>714631883
>>714627504 (OP)
Giratina
Rayquaza
Mewtwo
Nekrozma
Zacian
Landuros therian
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:06:58 AM No.714630105
>>714627504 (OP)
Metagross
Porygon-Z
Garchomp
Volcarona
Sharpedo
Scizor
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:09:40 AM No.714630292
>>714627504 (OP)
imagine how many stds she's had to cure in her life working there. she'd be immune to the shock
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:10:31 AM No.714630341
>>714627504 (OP)
Fucks wrong with salazzle?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:10:36 AM No.714630348
>>714627504 (OP)
Nidoking
Metagross
Kingdra
ludicolo
heracross
krookodile
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:11:00 AM No.714630375
>>714627504 (OP)
>Drapion
>Crobat
>Tentacruel
>Beedrill
>Volcarona
>Rotom
I like Bugs and I like Poisons, I'm a simple man. Also Rotom. I like the look of Rotom a lot.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:11:26 AM No.714630405 >>714630594
>>714627504 (OP)
how much does nurse joy make
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:12:32 AM No.714630469
>Infernape
>Giratina
>Drapion
>Garchomp
>Rhyperior
>Alakazam
t. only played platinum, I just think they're cool
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:13:10 AM No.714630517
>>714628917
>Its real

Holy moly
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:13:21 AM No.714630534 >>714632091 >>714632739 >>714632943
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>>714629693
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:14:22 AM No.714630594
>>714630405
Joy isn't a person. That's why there's multiple versions of her in every center.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:14:36 AM No.714630606 >>714630662 >>714631043
>>714627504 (OP)
Lopunny
Gardevoir
Lucario
Glaceon
Alolan Rapidash
Giratina
All waifumons
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:14:48 AM No.714630619 >>714630682
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>>714627504 (OP)
w-what is she doing with my gardevoir?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:15:24 AM No.714630662
>>714630606
>Uses legendaries
What a bitch move.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:15:42 AM No.714630682 >>714631250
>>714630619
its an item equipped on (in) her
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:18:33 AM No.714630874 >>714630936 >>714631005
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>>714627504 (OP)
Lucario
Lopunny
Glaceon
Weavile
Luxray
Gallade
all male
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:19:36 AM No.714630936
>>714630874
FLORIDA
L
O
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I
D
A
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:20:28 AM No.714630985 >>714631117
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If girls can enjoy their Machamps then I can enjoy Meowscarada
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:20:43 AM No.714631005
>>714630874
It’s Sinnoh culture, chud!
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:21:06 AM No.714631028 >>714631118 >>714633048 >>714634824
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>>714627504 (OP)
Same energy.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:21:16 AM No.714631043
>>714630606
>Alolan Rapidash
>tranny rapidash
>"""female"""
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:22:23 AM No.714631117 >>714631160 >>714631665 >>714631953
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>>714630985
>Machamps
manlet
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:22:24 AM No.714631118
>>714631028
I mean its literally the same artist
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:23:07 AM No.714631160
>>714631117
>couldn't even come up with "monlet"
Brainlet.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:24:32 AM No.714631248
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>>714627504 (OP)
Here is my most recent official pokemon team and my most recent romhack team.
endless sex with hatterene
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:24:33 AM No.714631250
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>>714630682
She is my wife I can't leave her out.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:25:47 AM No.714631318 >>714631382
>>714627995
If it ain't broke don't fix it
saucy 7/6/2025, 2:26:44 AM No.714631382 >>714631739
>>714631318
Was broke, needed fixing!
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:29:20 AM No.714631514
>>714627995
Reminder that there are still many, many "people" who happily subscribe to WoW, and have for well over a decade.

"Build it, and they will come" applies to thirdies, gender freaks, and all other sorts of retards on Twitter and whatever social media you have. I mean, fuck, look at just how many "people" watch v-tubers and streamers for a vicarious friendship since they don't know how to talk or ask someone else about their hobbies.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:29:32 AM No.714631527
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>>714627504 (OP)
Cofagrigus. Mummy.
Zoroark. Werewolf.
Mismagius. Witch.
Gorgeist. Pumpkin/Ghost.
Shiny Dracozolt for that Zombie-esque colour pallet. Zombie/Frankenstein's Monster.
Noivern. Vampire/Gargoyle.

My halloween team.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:31:43 AM No.714631665
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>>714631117
Realism
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:32:13 AM No.714631697
>>714628917
hot
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:32:41 AM No.714631739
>>714631382
Sex humor has been a thing for thousands of years at this point, and will likely continue to be a thing long after we're all dead. Something of a evergreen. I don't think you could "fix" anything about that, mostly because there isn't anything to fix.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:32:53 AM No.714631756 >>714632192 >>714632268 >>714632446 >>714634713
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>>714627504 (OP)
Heres the animation for your
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:34:33 AM No.714631883 >>714632908
>>714629940
>t. 10 year old on pokemon showdown
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:35:34 AM No.714631953
>>714631117
Consider; 4 cocks
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:37:33 AM No.714632091
>>714630534
Thank you Chad I love you
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:39:24 AM No.714632192
>>714631756
>"cool as hell?" I say before grinning widely, doffing my cap and bending into a bow, the wooden katana at my hip knocking over a table behind me as I do so
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:39:35 AM No.714632204 >>714632345 >>714632542
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>" just put the fries in the bag, bitch"
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:40:51 AM No.714632268 >>714632328
>>714631756
Who is the 4th Pokemon?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:41:43 AM No.714632328 >>714632719
>>714632268
Mightyena
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:41:59 AM No.714632345
>>714632204
There should be an edit of this image that makes the pokeballs be translucent and add little sprites of Gardevoir, Lopunny, Ditto, etc into each of them
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:43:44 AM No.714632445
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>>714627504 (OP)
Blaziken(female)
Annihilape
Poliwrath
Toxicroak
Heracross
Gallade

I am purely monogamous and married to Blaziken, the rest are my bois/girls are are here to beat shit, cause I love Fighting type Pokemon
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:43:45 AM No.714632446
>>714631756
He just isn't funny.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:45:25 AM No.714632542 >>714632728
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>>714632204
>no Premier Balls
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:47:19 AM No.714632657
Marowak
Charizard
Raichu
Scizor
Umbreon
Lapras
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:48:27 AM No.714632719
>>714632328
Based. Houndoom is also a good one.
There needs to be more art of Garnet the Houndoom and a human male.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:48:42 AM No.714632728
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>>714632542
>no love balls
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:48:51 AM No.714632739
>>714630534
holy
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:51:43 AM No.714632908 >>714635670
>>714631883
I just like legendaries man. I want to just play and battle with them in my kiddy poke fantasy
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:52:17 AM No.714632943 >>714633298
>>714630534
ok I can see most of these but... sharpedo?
is this a reference to that one time brock wiped down a sharpedo oddly sexually
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:53:16 AM No.714633008
>>714627504 (OP)
Lop
Lop
Braxian
Lop(male)
Kirlia
Riolu
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:53:44 AM No.714633048 >>714634824
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>>714627504 (OP)
>>714631028
Same energy
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:54:26 AM No.714633092 >>714633227
Rate

Steelix, Wailord, Hitmontop, Torterra, Metagross, Zapdos
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:56:34 AM No.714633227
>>714633092
yeah pretty cool
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:57:47 AM No.714633298 >>714633787
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>>714632943
She evolves into a real cutemon.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 2:58:37 AM No.714633352
>>714627504 (OP)
Truthfully if I were in the Pokemon world, I would probably catch a female Raltz, keep her out of her pokeball usually and sleep next to her all the way up until she evolves into a Gardevoir, and proceed to sleep with her and see if she gives me the signs for sex, then you know, sex happens.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:04:10 AM No.714633686
>>714627504 (OP)
lopunny
quaquaval
lucario
mewtwo
gallade
renamon because why the fuck not
all male
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:06:01 AM No.714633787
>>714633298
unless we switch lanes to digimon somehow, sharpedo does not evolve into garchomp
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:10:13 AM No.714634037
>>714629442
forgot to mention, I'm trans BTW.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:13:01 AM No.714634203
>>714627504 (OP)
Flareon
Growlithe
Eevee
Vulpix
Vulpix
Vulpix
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:14:55 AM No.714634306
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>>714627504 (OP)
I'm ancient so you can probably figure out which pokemon game was the last one I played.
Arcanine (Ninetails if I can't find one)
Whatever Mudkip final evolves into
Dragonair
Venomoth
Gardevoir
Umbreon
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:15:29 AM No.714634332
I want to be a Dragon Tamer
My ideal starter is Bagon
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:17:18 AM No.714634441
>>714627995
Don’t blame the artist, blame the unfunny coomers who flock to each “the joke is sex/edgy shit” like flies to shit
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:18:18 AM No.714634505
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>>714627504 (OP)
Arcanine
Swampert
Togekiss
Tyranitar
Metagross
Frosslass
No I do not like the knot
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:19:35 AM No.714634584
>Digimon has the more fuckable mons
>Pokemon still gets the most lewd art
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:20:04 AM No.714634624
>>714627504 (OP)
Gardevoir
Lucario
Swampert
Furret
Zangoose
Audino
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:21:24 AM No.714634713
>>714631756
Is this what passes for zoomer humor?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:23:11 AM No.714634824 >>714634881
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>>714627504 (OP)
>>714631028
>>714633048
My party would be
Three Joys
Three Jennys
and teach them all self destruct
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:24:00 AM No.714634881 >>714636246
>>714634824
Are you ever not browsing 4chan?
Do you even fucking play videogames?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:31:48 AM No.714635316 >>714635381
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r8 the team i beat leon with
fuck aegislash
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:32:48 AM No.714635381 >>714635649
>>714635316
Corviknight/10
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:37:00 AM No.714635649
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>>714635381
my brave bird-spamming queen
such a cool design
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:37:17 AM No.714635670
>>714632908
Fair enough, they ARE very cool
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:46:23 AM No.714636246
>>714634881
Of course, but it's late and I've finished for today. I mostly played Helldivers 2 (finally got enough SC to unlock the masters of ceremony war bond) and Boat Crew today. How about you?
Maybe instead it's 2 Joys, 3 Jennys, and 1 Alcremie to fill the rest
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:46:55 AM No.714636269
>>714627914
No, the entire party of Pokémon the trainer has submitted to be healed is the gooner Pokémon list.
Vaporion, Lopunny, and other sexualized Pokémon.
Nurse joy is clearly distraught, like she wants to say something, but doesn't want say anything, because then she would have to accept that it's true, and the chancy is visibly disgusted with the trainer.
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:48:31 AM No.714636360
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>>714627504 (OP)
Six Absol
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:49:35 AM No.714636415 >>714636601
Why are his Nurse Joy's always so eyebag looking?
Anonymous 7/6/2025, 3:52:19 AM No.714636601
>>714636415
because a) nurses are a typically overworked profession b) it's to show that they're tired of your shit c) women with eyebags are hot