Was driving home and saw a really hot girl going on a run with her stomach exposed and i started punching myself in the head because im sexually frustrated

cute theater ticket ripper caught me going to see eddington for the 2nd time on a weekday
now she for sure knows im unemployed

>send englishmen to harsh hostile foreign continents
>check on them 200 years later
>they’ve conquered and tamed their continents meanwhile the islanders haven’t changed anything at all