>>510753351
Aww man. Fucking memeflag killjoy. It would have brought a slight chuckle to my community of flight sim boomers. You bastard

>>510564710
The one that sticks with me is one that I'm not even sure if it was a dream. It felt real.

>wake up in bedroom at night, something feels off
>go and sit at my computer at foot of bed
>see a black speck on my door that vanishes when I look at it
>look away, it's back, and larger
>there is something coming through my door
>a 2D, completely flat black human-shaped dark figure, like a paper cutout, climbs through the center of my door
>retreat to my bed, fucking panicking, full blown life or death adrenaline
>it fucking stands there and then LEAPS AT ME
>it dives into my chest and my vision goes black
>very audibly hear what sounds like I'm falling through multiple layers of air gapped floors, like a whup-whup-whup-whup-whup
>startled awake covered in sweat

It could have been sleep paralysis. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

Most of us will be dead within the next 40 years. How do you feel about that. Not long is it

>>508401827
Well bros, just test drove the new Mercedes Aero flying car.
>600mph cruise
>flawless, smooth transition from airborne to maglev highway
>Neue Berlin to Orlando in just under 3 hours
I can't wait to visit my oceanfront property, the new government initiative to subsidize offshore fishing boats is fucking fantastic. I only have to work 2 weeks and I'll have enough saved for a 40 foot MAN diesel inboard.