>>510263902
America is a dying empire, it's gonna die sooner or later anyway so why not kill it in a funny way

>>5012180
more where / how I grew up in a mentally ill single mom household
> cat vomit, shit, piss, hair and every other type of filth was literally everywhere.
> cats were all neutered / spayed but due to their sheer numbers they still 'marked' (pissed) on everything; including the female cats.
> finding fresh pools of cat piss on the kitchen counter tops, stove, and eating tables was a regular lovely surprise.
> several cats even pissed on electrical outlets that blew up and mom decided she wanted to try to invent a device that would deter cats from pissing by having said device have an alarm system activated when it got pissed on by cats; that never got invented. How only the garage caught fire and burned down was really lucky.

>>713523743
>defeated 1000 men in combat

>>63845915
>It's all about dick measuring

>parades are third world shit for countries that can't fight
>Yellow orangutang wants parade for his birthday
>AMERCA WILL HAVE BEST PARADE IN THE WORLD, AMERICA FUCK YEEEEEEEEEAH
>ummm...It's all about dick measuring for nations that aren't good at warfare.