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7/15/2025, 2:31:24 PM
I need help writing a best man speech. Any chance I can get an opinion on which of these 3 sounds the best? For context my brother (the eldest) hands me the mic so I can get a quick joke in on the groom (the youngest).
'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean, we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking and borderline suffocating. It’s not asthma, it’s severe sleep apnea. What I will miss most of all was being kept awake until 4am every single night, while you played just one more quick game with the boys. I hope winning your games was worth making me lose my sleep.'
'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking, and borderline suffocating. But don’t worry, not every night was like this. There were good nights too. That is, if you consider a good night being kept awake until 4am while he played just one more quick game with the boys. I hope winning your games was worth making me lose my sleep.'
'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking, and borderline suffocating. But don’t worry, not every night was like this. There were good nights too. That is, if you consider a good night being kept awake until 4am while he played just one more quick game with the boys. I just hope winning all those games was worth the chronic insomnia you gifted me.'
'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean, we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking and borderline suffocating. It’s not asthma, it’s severe sleep apnea. What I will miss most of all was being kept awake until 4am every single night, while you played just one more quick game with the boys. I hope winning your games was worth making me lose my sleep.'
'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking, and borderline suffocating. But don’t worry, not every night was like this. There were good nights too. That is, if you consider a good night being kept awake until 4am while he played just one more quick game with the boys. I hope winning your games was worth making me lose my sleep.'
'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking, and borderline suffocating. But don’t worry, not every night was like this. There were good nights too. That is, if you consider a good night being kept awake until 4am while he played just one more quick game with the boys. I just hope winning all those games was worth the chronic insomnia you gifted me.'
6/19/2025, 4:48:13 PM
>have been getting into the habit of quitting after 1-2 losses to fuck with the EOMM
>it's 11:30pm and i want to play two quick matches before bed
>recently went through a 6 game winstreak followed by a loss, so i figure my next match is probably a designated loss match
>tfw the game gives me another 7 match win streak
>only got off because i blundered the eight match since i was tired
holy fuck i just want to sleep
>it's 11:30pm and i want to play two quick matches before bed
>recently went through a 6 game winstreak followed by a loss, so i figure my next match is probably a designated loss match
>tfw the game gives me another 7 match win streak
>only got off because i blundered the eight match since i was tired
holy fuck i just want to sleep
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