Ms. Marvel and Mr. Venom Edition
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Previously on /mrg/:
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>>527831779 (OP)Nice outfit. Did your husband make it for you?
jeff is the only fun healer
jefffgods rise up
When and in what situations should I use Storm's buffs?
>>527831779 (OP)This one sparks joy
>>527831997This one does not spark joy
>>527832000IS IT THE SHOES?
>>527831779 (OP)>actually letting the Carolschizo make the thread This is how you know these threads are dying
>>527832482S3 approaches and the time of Carolhaters is drawing to an end.
>>527832407What, you dont like you symbiote as a redhead?
Why do triple support shitters have to ruin everything? Where is the damage?
>>527832573Carol is fine. It's the Carolschizo trying to meme VenomCarol into reality who is a cancer who needs to return to their /co/ntainment thread
>>527832650ZeroDamageRocket and its consequences.
No more support dps hybrids
they're ruining the game.
>>527833119>IM A REAL HEALER YOU FUCKING CHUD
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every spider man and mr fantastic player deserves to burn in hell for all eternity
>>527833029When ultron was revealed I thought he was gonna be a hybrid support with the ability to guard players with sentry drones (Not that little gay floating thing) and after he dropped I was greatly disappointed.
Not only was his character everything wrong with why people hate mantis and adam but role queue is never going to be a thing now. Duo tanks with adam and ultron? goodluck with that
>>527832761>Carol is fine.I wouldnโt say that.
Man this place is getting pretty tranified.
>>527834269That's too good for them. You should wish a Paul on very Spider-Man main, and a Namor on every Mr. Fantastic main.
>>527833119Fuck this poster trying to degrade Chadam and make our Chad god into a sissy.
Fuck the propaganda.
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Jeff ruined Rocket for me, he feels so slowly and inefficient in comparison now. I have slightly better luck escaping from BP as Rocket, and Rocket has a better ult, but that's about it.
How the fuck do you guys do not start typing out crazy shit after two lost games or simply start running it down 0/30 out of spite? I cannot help myself. I always go in with positive attitude but end up feeling best when I hear my own team mates cry. Never leaving diamond at this point.
>>527832630What the fuck am I looking at? Is this MJ talking to her new husband she cucked Peter with?
>>527835687Rocket is still better at healing dives, especially when they are around the corner and behind walls.
Reminder that it is a Marvel mandate that Peter Parker isn't allowed to be happy
>>527836152That used to be good, but now that you have to hit the center to get decently healing, healing around corners isn't too great anymore. Better than 0 but the tradeoff doesn't feel worth it.
>>527835797try to think about the why you heff to be mad guy
go outside
smoke some weed if i have to
>>527833119He doesnt look happy
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>>527833119>Loki's ult glitches out
The lengths players in this game will go to not play support is so hilariously astounding to me. I played a match and threatened to throw if anyone locked in ultron and this guy tried to test me, saw that I afk'd for 10 seconds at spawn and then went loki and started soft int'ing (didnt cast an ult for the first round)
I'm just so over getting railroaded into a loss because these stupid cunt dps players want to force everyone to play around their picks and I'm not dealing with it anymore.
Im throwing and reporting ultrons if they go negative or have extremely low heals.
>>527836683I will force him to feel happy
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Do you think cyan venom will come back?
Have some AI slop
>>527837464They will surely rerun those prelaunch exclusive skins. Fuck exclusivity, fuck fomo
>>527835797after going through report queue twice im just like this. I just report any shitters that go negative and they get sent straight to report queue and derank an entire division or more.
>>527831997Shut up, Mary Jane
>>527832807What new memes will they add next?
>>527836987>because these stupid cunt dps playersDo you sissies even read what you wrote about? You're the one who were throwing the match and you blame it on dps? Hell it's not even about dps it's the ultron guy that you're mad about which is not a dps player but a healsissy like you.
>>527838218Emo parker dance with season 3.0 and symbiote skin, you just know
>Ally Wolverine isn't deleting the twin enemy tanks, Hulk and Thing
>Instead he keeps sneaking around them trying to kidnap healers AND FAILING
Bro
>Old OLED tv has no VRR. Venom accuracy is about 25 - 30.
>New OLED tv has VRR and venom accuracy is now 45%
Well damn
>>527836027Yes and now she's cucking Paul with the symbiote half of Venom (he really needs his own name if he's gonna give every named character in marvel a turn)
>>527838848He did, but then the new Venom editorial decided he didn't and was just called Venom like the movies, because they're hacks
Do you think they'll release Jean or Carol first?
>>527840106It'd be weird for all the Jean tease to not pay off until S3.5 but Vanguards do really need the help
>>527840173Technically Ultron was the star of season 2 so it's not totally outside the realm of possibility. Perhaps they need Carol to find Jean, or specifically The Phoenix
>>527838370Hulk has 3 tools to escape Wolverine. Thing just can't be taken at all and your Wolverine should swap if they're not frontlining with your own tank.
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>>527836850>made her skinnyBLLLLAAAAAASSSSSSPHHHHHHEEEEMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Am I the only one who plays around the obstacle rather than swapping?
>>527840716He switched to Captain America round 2 and went 0-6. Our team was a mess, and I was fighting for my life as Peni. Blocked the most damage, and was taking space but no one was keeping it
Thorbros... how are we feeling right now?
>>527842505Canceling awakening doesnโt fix any of his issues so I feel the same as I did when the eynannounced the 2.5 changes, all this really shows is that they have no idea how Thor was actually played.
>>527842505Cancelling the last 0.8s recovery of Awakening into a bonk is ridiculous amount of damage and you are basically spending Thorforce as fast as you can get them now.
>>527842505I still prefer the old Thor, but the awakening change will at least make him not COMPLETE shit in higher elos. Especially since it's confirmed that you get 1 thorforce refunded immediately after canceling it, so you can fly away to chase someone or run back to your team instantly after you cancel it. The biggest issue I have with this new Thor is that your need to be an awakening bot to be useful since he can't tank or brawl for shit anymore, but being in awakening all the time that left him way too vulnerable at times. Maybe now I will actually be able to play him in Celestial without getting fucked the moment the Emma grabs me or Bucky hooks me the millisecond I pop awakening.
I spent the last 30 minutes testing hawkguy wtih my friend and hawgkuy is without a doubt the most intrusive character in this game. I could never imagine it was this broken, the fact that certain heroes have to work extra hard to secure kills and this hero can simply one shot most of the roaster holding click is unbelievably awful.
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Overwatch made this mistake with Widowmaker and people fucking hated it and rightfully so because its a complete blunder. Just using it made me angry, if this doesn't get nerfed going into next season Im quitting.
Magik mains are the cutest
whats the avg rank of the poster here?
>diamond, still surrounded by mouthbreathers
when do i get freed?
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>>527845015>when do i get freed?
>>527845171Here comes the blacked porn spam again
>>527845015>whats the avg rank of the poster here?Doesn't matter. You can rank up with a negative winrate. This makes ranking up just a grind and doesn't show you're true skill level.
>>527845015>diamond lol, you will have certified shitters well into celestial
>>527845754slowly but surely hte game is heading towards a spiraling toilet.
>>527838370People have this weird obsession with forcing dive on every character because they see supports as easy stat padding
>>527832630Easy guide to Venom hosts by hair color
Blond(e) is best
Dark is dreary
Red is repulsive
>>527846536It refunds one Thorforce at least when you cancel it, but they still need to just change him back.
>>527835797I have text chat turned off because of retards like you.
And I suggest you do the same. the less you hear your team's faggotry, the better.
I wish I was good enough to play various duelists but my brain is small so I just main vanguard
>>527845754next patch is the first one with sensible changes, interesting to see if we reverse
>discussion turns negative
>"let me just spam softcore porn!"
bro this is pathetic.
>>527848241Anon that's just Herposter
>>527848241Would you prefer the hardcore interracial porn in catbox links because some jeet gets triggered anytime someone mentions Magik?
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>heard you wanted to duo tank
>>527845015GM1 here, sweat to celestial in s1.5 and realize that there's retards everywhere, and I don't mean noob that can't aim, I mean people that would genuinely be trying to kill a tank when their healers are still alive and healing the tank for free.
That's when I give up trying to climb anything above GM3.
>>527848845Great, now someone just need to be the main healer, and the team can win the game easily.
Surely, someone will swap, right?
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>be me
>Girl has crush on me on 6th grade
>Reject her
>15 years later
>end up being neighbors with her on the same building
>We become friends again
>Play rivals together
>Main Reed
>she picks sue for the shield team up.
>eventually ask her out
>She tells me she has moved on and is in a relationship
>find out she is fucking the guy I was best friends with on 6th grade
>She invites him to play rivals with us
>He mains Ben
>He mocks me and says
>"Dude You should get someone hot so they can main Johnny, you have always been into hot guys heh"
>Play along
>win match
>Pizza arrives
>Go get if
>5 minutes later
>Come back with pizza
>Girl and Ben main are violently making out in my couch
>Watch from afar and remember the time she asked me out on 6th grade
>mfw this is the beginning of my villain arc
A real human being actually typed up that cringe ass shit
>>527849313You just switched off Chadam, you're gonna lose the game.
>>527849537this would be even funnier if they played namor instead
>>527849313The fact that both the cartoon shark and the world ending threat level AI are the same class still bugs me, wtf?
>>527847319A good evening to you, Her-anon
>>527838370>Goes for the healers >as Wolverine Wolverine should only focus heals when he has ult or both tanks are dead, only good ass Wolverine players can kidnap literally everyone, even fliers
>>527836027Long story short, MJ got magitech superpowers and was her own superhero for a bit. But her luck based magic armband went haywire and quite literally destroyed her at the atomic level. The Venom symbiote happened to be present and in an act of heroism/desperation it bonded with her, and now both cant exist separately without thier atoms flying apart.
>>527851405Also it's the most abysmal dogshit series Marvel has put out in years.
>>527849537Not worth it, anon.
>>527851546How many more months is it now?
>>527851467Eh, MJ is cute at least
Do patches usually come with new datamines
>>527851650>The X-Terminators fan has logged in...Man, Carlos Gomez has bad luck on getting interior assignments.
>>527849537they dont call us vanchads for nothing
even /v/ is now dunking on rivals... it's owari da...
>>527850429Squirrel girl because she farted
>>527851954this is what happened when people keeps blaming EOMM for every losses
>>527832482I'm not the Carolschizo but I think I made one or two threads with Carol already, this image being one of them. the threads are only dying when the aislop poster makes them.
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>>527836343*616 Peter
>>527832630at the very least, I appreciate that MJ is drawn with bangs and big tits once again
>>527851405Are her tits always this fat or is it only for this run where she's cucking pete?
>>527853346theyre supposed to be fat, but it depends on the artist. despite her as Venom being a dogshit idea, in recent months she and Paul haven't really been close, with MJ explicitly recalling that she doesn't "feel" anything for him anymore. so Ewing might be retconning Paul into having placed a hex on her or something.
>>527841025No, but you should be
>>527848402Itโs more than just magik sadly
>>527846943>Blonde is bestEddiegods always win
>>527838349Thatโs actually not a bad idea. Would be something fun instead of the slop theyโve been putting out
>>527855308and Flash, and Anne, and Carol
>>527840885at least they didnโt make her a fat fucking pig like so many cucks like doing
>>527854983Balance patch and Jeff shoes will save us trust the plan
>>527851405That sounds laughably bad even for modern capeslop. Pull the plug on this shit already
Luna Snow? More like Doom's WHORE!
>>527857060Doom's going to be right all this time, trust in MCU Doomdsay synergy. It's going to conclude with something silly like Doom can't fix the 616 world because numerous other timeline Dooms won't let him to keep the status quo.
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Neat, a Thor buff!
Can't believe I fell in love with a whore like Emma Frost
>>527858123It should come as no surprise. She's the best.
>>527858238Those are some skewed priorities
>>527842505>refunds one Thorforcebiggest fear was already taken care of so good, glad they actually listened to the idea that literally everyone said needed to happen if they're going to insist on this rework but it really didn't need to happen in the first place
>>527845015>when do i get freed?you don't, it's been easy as shit to climb to grandmaster since season 0 because you only need like a 35% winrate so I haven't bothered going past gold anymore just to get the skins
>>527858123to be fair Krakoa resurrection probably can be tweaked just to get rid of all the plastic she absolutely has so she's all natural and technically fresh as a virgin when she steps out of a pod
can't cure whore mindset though
>>527858924>can't cure whore mindset thoughUnless youโre an even stronger telepath. Sadly everyone in marble is too gay for that
>>527838240Ultron, like Adam or Mantis, aren't real healers. They're what dpschuds pick when they get tired of instalocking their mains.
>>527845754You do realize less people playing rivals does not mean more people pisswatch.
>>527842505Horrible. God back to the original Thor force. I liked being able to chose between a dash and a throw. Awakening should be a commitment. Also now you get thorforce with a bonk, a throw, your E, and while cancelling awakening? Itโs too much. Just give me unlimited thorforce at this point.
Just like Overwatch, there is nothing to do but be bored when your team acts dumb.
>>527849537Weโre you purposely mixing up on and in or are you just genuinely retarded?
>>527858123oh please, the real whores are the rest of the X-Men roster. Emma just has her priorities sorted.
this and the friend he was queuing with are going to be your team for this game, say something nice about them.
>>527849537>Sue main>Whore >>527858123Biggest Whore is Susan Storm
Bros is there anything more satisfying than pic related against a dumbass enemy shark
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I've been on my rankup game to c2 for days
i call this one "damn the tank is actually peeling"
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I cant believe there's still no phone number for competitive, smurf every other game all the way from bronze to GM
>>527860678Calm down Scott
i was having a fun matchand my game crashed. fuck you netease
>s0: 279 matches played
>s1: 233 matches played
>s1.5: 111 matches
>s2.0: 77
>s2.5 so far: 32
it's not looking good for me lads
>fag with ttv in his name says he's doing a DPS Luna challenge and isn't going to be healing so someone else needs to pick a third support
>tell him I am doing a melee-only Black Widow challenge and good luck with his dps Luna run
>he spends literally the entire game bitching and moaning and telling the team to report me
Why do streamniggers think its only okay when THEY throw the game?
>It's another game where team doesn't push up with tank
Make this nightmare fucking end.
>>527866775I just had a game like that
all 5 teammates think it's perfectly fine to stay on the open big ass hallway on klyntar being assblasted by iron man
one of the few times i actually bothered to scream on chat
>playing emma
>supports are retreating at a safe distance from my grab
>suddenly jeff boosts me with a bubble
>immediately go and murder the enemy dagger before she can even react
wait this is pretty cool maybe jeff isn't so bad
>>527867390>maybe jeff isn't so badI want to kill everybody that still think Jeff is bad.
How the fuck can you try the new jeff and thinks that he's even remotely "bad"?
>Solo tanking
>I cannot for the fucking life of me push up
>Make no progress on objective
>Second round
>Get second tank who is Groot
>Does better at tanking for a bit
>I still die
>Lose
Idk why I was struggling that game, I was doing really well on tank the last couple games. Was it me? Groot being OP? Had 1/5 deaths by the end.
My team comp in the first round was:
>Magneto
>Star Lord
>Squirrel Girl
>CnD
>IW
>Ultron
Enemy comp was:
>Emma
>Magneto
>Punisher
>Moon Knight
>CnD
>Loki
Idk why I was struggling hard this game.
>>527867687Seems like your team comp suck ass.
>>527867616>How the fuck can you try the new jeffyou assume people have tried Jeff to begin with
>>527867687you should probably just ban punisher because he is impossible to play tank against if your dps suck, he's worse than wolverine because he is a risk-free tank buster
>>527868680>risk-free tank buster>When he's so easy to die to any dive or poke if he's not being babysit because he has such a huge ass hitbox
>>527868814t. punisher player downplaying his OP pick
>you are the only constant
>>527869074You can carry only if you're duoing with another dps player of the same skill.
is it just me or the thing kinda sucks except for dives counter
you're basically just a walking ult charge against any poke team even without fliers
>>527870542Paul is retarded but I'm fine with Paulposting to make fun of annoying Peterfags, especially the self-inserting maggots
>>527871439>especially the self-inserting maggotsYou'll keep saying this while ignoring the elephant in the room.
>>527871659what of it? we know Marvel has been retarded and out of good ideas for the 616 universe for a long time now. Paul is still shit, there's nothing confusing about that
>>527870008how can I find another god gamer like me? thats impossible
Can I play Rivals after 8 hours to reset EOMM or should I wait 24 hours total for it to fully work? Because so far it's been working when I waited 24 hours.
>>527871659Tom Brevort being a faggot doesn't make the self inserter Spider mains any less of faggots
>>527871815Considering that there is no expectation of disagreement then let's just agree that either have native millennial writing to be skipped or the comic divisions to be outsourced immediately too like how the games are outsourced right now if the options were possible.
>>527842505It's a welcome change don't get me wrong, but it's just showing that they fully intend for this to be the direction they continue to go on for Thor and likely won't revert the changes any time soon. Objectively it's a buff, but I think most Thor players just want the rework reverted at this point.
I still think if they're hellbent on this playstyle existing, they should revert the changes to Thor to preserve his old brawl playstyle, BUT introduce Beta Ray Bill as a DPS that uses the Awakening ranged spam playstyle as his own thing so both kinds of play can exist.
>>527872639the writers arent the plague at Marvel (or DC), it's the editorial and their incessant demands for ragebait storylines and having no changes to the status quo ever
>>527872267also this
>Another 2 losses in a row with absolutely retarded teammate
Oh well, time to stop playing for 24 hours.
Another few times of those, I would probably stop playing as a whole.
>Get told to play against Groot as a tank, you stick with your team since Groot wants to wall you off
>Enemy has a Moon Knight or team doesn't push up with you
What's the solution?
>>527873372>the writers arent the plagueNah. They have their own share of hand dirtying. Jason Loo for an example killed Danny Rand and Robert "Sentry" Reynolds then replace the latter with some disabled nigress who named herself Solaris. They're still basically dead to this day. The guy is a millennial so it checks out.
>>527861959We already have it rough enough with having the worst ult in the game.
>>527874272Jason Loo also seethed when they cast a white guy as Sentry for the Thunderbolts movie instead of going with the Walking Dead Asian dude.
>>527874445that would be black widow
>>527874739Black Widows ult doesn't end up killing you 90% of the time.
>>527874813Sounds like a skill issue if you're dying doing peni's ult. Sure hope you're connecting it your nest(s).
>>527875120Peni? I was talking about Jeff. The ult where, if you dont just get killed immediately killed, you have to kill yourself anyway to get the most value out of it.
It's fine in the bottom of Bronze, I guess.
>>527874272I shouldve specified better, I'm not saying all writers are absolved but moreso that replacing all writers wont do anything because the editors are still rotten to the core
>>527875251>you have to kill yourself anyway to get the most value out of it.>he doesn't know you can just spit people out at the last second so they can't recover.
>>527875370But they can recover.
>>527875465only fliers, who shouldn't be dumb enough to get that low in the first place.
>>527873060>spoilerYouโll get Jane Foster and rike it
>>527832407>sparks joyThe oncoming STORM
I'm in GM and C&D players are starting to become my least favourite to see. Feels like they're only statpadding and never able to heal when it's most needed.
>>527876219Fuckin whatever man, just revert the Thor rework and they can put her in for all I care.
>>527871819You ask decent players out if they want to duo queue.
>>527871439Why would someone self insert as Spider-Man when Iron Man exists?
>>527867390bubbles are super underrated, movespeed is just surprisingly effective in general, especially for more up close characters
>>527867616as much as it needed to be dialed back i think all the people calling jeff bad are the ones who only really played flank jeff and wish they still had that playstyle available to them on their funny ebin mascot character
ideally they'd introduce a dps character who plays similarly to old jeff (but more reigned in) so both playstyles can exist. that said there's still a bunch of flankers old jeff mains could pick up but they're mostly close range
>>527877921It doesn't help that players in GM know how to kill them during their ult
>>527871819play on two computers at once
>>527881846Flank Jeff can't exist without the broken bubble + swimming keeping him immortal.
He's just broken.
i think it's fucking hilarious that psylocke ult is just turning into an autoaim black panther for 4 seconds
like she her ult dashes around slashing people, going invisible because she's supposed to be imperceptibly fast like it's anime or something
but it's slower than a BP player in high celestial manually doing the movements
>>527867390>suddenly jeff boosts me with a bubble>immediately go and murder the enemy daggerMy snake nigga reincarnated as a shark. Speed boosting divers is also fun.
>>527851405So wait ... Paul invented and gave her the shit that destroyed her and now has the gall to be angry about the symbiote?
>>527857902Yet they won't let Peni cancel her ult because ... ???!
>>527883629it's an ult. name 1 (ONE) character who can ult cancel. yeah, didn't fink so.
>>527883453His device had safeties built in. She and Venom removed them. But he's not angry about her messing with the tech or almost dying, he's angry because she lied to him for months after the fact.
>>527884042Other ults don't last as long or don't leave you as vulnerable.
>>527885452not my problem
>Playing with healers so garbage that they won't even heal me until few seconds later when I'm standing there right in front of them
>In GM game
The game can't die soon enough
>>527851405so wait, are symbiotes like a whole race or is there just venom i've never read the comics or anything
>>527853551Paul still fucked her anyway
>>527858774what else do you even play? quickplay? the matchmaking that makes you fight bots every three games?
First Rival and now Tokon. How's that asians always make capeshit look better than americans?
>>527886181Because literal genetic deadends have been infiltrating their grotesque ass in the industry for years so it's pozzed beyond any saving
>>527835797>How the fuck do you guys do not start typing out crazy shit after two lost games or simply start running it down 0/30 out of spite?I've been playing multiplayer games since before most people playing games now were born. The current people I'm playing with outside of my immediate freiend circle are all born in a Post-"War on Terror" world.
I played all kinds of multiplayer games from Unreal Tournament to Quake, Starcratf to Age of Empires. Street Fighter to King of Fighters.
I have reached a zen-like state at this point. The most Marvel Rivals gets me is slightly annoyed.
>>527884042Psylocke's ult. It's kind of embarrassing that you didn't know that desu.
And to some extent invisible woman, black widow and magneto's too.
>>527845015Unironically never.
There are mouthbreathers in the Top 500. You either accept that ranked is also a joke and play it anyway, or stick to QM.
>Vanguards that lack mobility have damage, because that's what we call a balancing act.
>Vanguards that lack damage have mobility, because that's what we call a balancing act
>Duelists, with their 1000 DPS and 17 movement abilities on 3 second cooldowns and bonus health for every button press walk into the 2m danger zone of the Damage-oriented Vanguards
>die
>Duelist cry and shit their pants
>Mobility-oriented Vanguard is chasing duelist
>instead of going for the health pack
>or running to their team
>they run as far away from the fight and health pack as possible, getting into a 1v1 (which is the thing a mobility-based Vanguard wants the most)
>dies
>duelists cry and shit their pants
Why are DPSnigs like this?
Why are they like this?
>>527888332But anon, vanguards lose against duelists. That's in the name.
>>527881241Iron Man doesn't nearly have a hot cast of supporting cast as Spider-Man does. even though Tony's womanizer lifestyle aligns with their harem fantasies, self-inserters go for Peter because of the women around him
>>527883453Paul in general is written to be very self-centric and almost overprotective of MJ, I wouldnt be surprised if the Venom run eventually reveals she was placed under a hex by him or something
>>527885898Whole race of aliens.
Used to be parasites that infected planets and hosts.
Then they got retcon'd to Dindu's who only become bad when their hosts are bad when Flash Thompson got the Venom symbiote and started exploring space as Agent Venom/Space Knight Venom
Then it got retcon'd again when Eddie got the Venom symbiote back adn they introduced Knull, some god who existed "before existence" who created the symbiotes. Despite the decent design, Knull is a boring character because they constantly push him in the comics as this "massive universe-ending threat" but ends up doing nothing.
And because of this nonsense, MJ is now Venom and Eddie is Carnage.
>>527858123Emma manages to be surprisingly faithful, all things considered
>>527881241Peter is more relatable.
>>527871659>it's better if people are angry!No wonder the world is in such a shit state.
Anger is only good if it's directed at something meaningful.
>>527886181Because that's all they can do. Make it LOOK better.
The current state of the game is an absolute mess.
>>527885898They're a whole species originally created to be an army for Knull when he was throwing his little bitch fit at the dawn of existence. However he didn't account for them picking up traits from the creatures they bond with, things like pride, joy, empathy, etc. They turned on him when they collectively realized, ".....wait a second, our god is a DICK!" and built him a planet sized prison to keep him in (that they named Klyntar). Of course, he can simply make thousands of more symbiotes at will that answer to him, so he's far from not being a threat anymore
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>>527890221And then lost. Such is the life of a spider....
>>527881904You're not killing a C&N during its ult unless you use an ult yourself. The regen is like 250/s.
>>527890148why is he shooting out his sploogebiote
he's got the spenom
>>527891142>tags: impregnation, inflation, aheago, corruption, universal destruction, return to the pure of the Black.....
>>527886181Capeshit is no longer about the story, it's about the characters. People don't want to read 70 years of comics of a character fighting villains of the week, they want to see that character fighting other characters they know.
>>527889008>Digital Immersion: Carnage once figured out how to spread his symbiotic biomass into the Internet by splicing his molecules through Ethernet cables to travel between hard-wired computers systemWhat the fuck
>>527888332Do dpstrannies even know how other classes work
>>527891931But enough about Mr. Venom knocking up Spider-Woman.
>>527894480SURF THE WEB!
>>527831779 (OP)>internet goes out>get stuck in the losers queue for eternity
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Any tips on how to play point tanks? I just can't win without distracting or diving the enemy team. It seems like most of the time I get teammates who can't take the pressure and I have to redirect it.
>>527894480Everything that comes out of your flashy math box are just electrons moving across what-have-you that are then interpreted into readable code. If your able to reduce yourself to mere atoms and hitch a ride along the current, its possible to zip yourself across the planet thru the big undersea fiber optic cables zig zagging everywhere
>>527896010That's not how it works, the electrons wiggle back and forth it's not like a garden hose
Plus there are gaps for transformers and such
>>527896249Look man, it's cape comics. The less questions you ask, the better off you'll be, trust me
>>527895302>Any tips on how to play point tanks?You're on babysitter duty, making sure your idiot supports don't die instantly from 1 diver.
If the Magik/Fist/Spidey/Whatever is diffin' your supports, use anti-flank measures with Emma, Thor, and Strange. Thor is a good counter-brawler because of his constant shields and potential for instant burst damage, Strange's danger zone is nextto him, and Emma is "anti-meta" in general.
With playing as Groot, it's more about placing ironroot walls between the enemy tank and the supports, use the mini walls for extra damage, and play corners since you have literally no mobility and Wolvie still 10-0's your ass.
With Mag, all you really need to do is land your projectiles. Since Mag's M1 is slow and chunky, you pretty much want to aim where you feel they are going to be when shooting at max distance. But if you can't aim, please don't play Mag and stick to Emma or Strange (or even Peni)
>>527897541Yes. Several times. For many hours.
>>527894845>>527895536Does it count as blacked?
https://litter.catbox.moe/npggeefr7l8yng4z.jpeg
>>527893505>because of the sliding timescale Paul has been with MJ for longer than Pete and MJ were married
>>527894036>70 years of comics of a character fighting villains of the weeki agree modern capeshit is a lot of "look guys it's character you recognize" but is an episodic villain of the week series really story though
>>527896375I still hate how they split Dva between hulk and peni
Anyone gonna play this if the next season is fucking terrible? I thought dive was annoying but fliers and poke was honestly worse. I'll come back even if the mid season update ends up being good if next season is horrible.
>>527896249AC is only used across relatively short distances. The big cables that stretch across the ocean are all DC since it's far more energy efficiency for the distances involved
>>527897795I would say it counts as monster fucking. Would fucking a xenomorph count as jungle fever?
>>527898770I'll play any game as long as it's fun and let me tell you, Rivals has never stopped being fun to me.
I just got back playing for about 2 weeks, is new Peni really that crazy? she's perma banned in diamond
Haven't even had the chance at all to go againts one
>>527898770I heard there were bot matches in ranked, so I don't have much faith in Mechabreak's longevity.
>>527898920I think you're confusing fiber optic cables (which are made of glass and transmit data as reflected pulses of light) with power lines (which are made of copper and transmit electrons)
long distance high voltage DC power lines are not commonly used even if they are efficient because most power grids are localized enough to not need them
>>527853346The artist assigned to that series likes fat tits.
Jean Grey confirmed. The game is saved
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>>527899547I don't give a shit, let me save my crash out to Mecha Break when it happens. I need a break from Rivals, this season is absolutely dogshit. Season 1 was horrible with how OP Storm was and the constant healing and triple support crap. Season 1.5 was slightly better because it nerfed Storm and CnD got their ult nerfed. Groot and Winter were the only problems in 1.5.
Season 0 has remained the best Season and hoping next season is better.
>>527899925I don't like it.
>>527898920>>527899598You're both right. Cables transmit data via light signals but they use DC current to keep things moving along since the signal weakens over time
>>527894036>Capeshit is no longer about the story, it's about the characters.With Marvel it was always predominantly about the characters. People loved the soap opera style they were going for and it rocketed them to success starting with the Fantastic Four.
>>527899806A man of excellent taste, then.
>>527894036to be honest it really depends. sometimes the characters are just a vehicle for the story to play out, and it doesn't really matter which character it is, what's important is how the story plays out.
>>527898393Peni plays nothing like Dva retard.
>>527899806Free my man Gomez from these trash writers/editors
First X-Terminators now All-Fraud Venom
>>527881241I self insert myself as Ultron, because one day after I'm gone your earth will be free to live by it's miserable span of existence as one of my satellites and that's how it's going to be.
>>527898393>Neither of them explode for an ult>Neither of them have a shield matrix (Thats more magneto honestly)>None of them fire missiles Anon just say one has a vulnerable form and the other is an asian girl
I can't aim yet I play Magneto, Storm, and Namor.
>>527902456i can but i also play those characters
>>527901046>>527901634>both are girls piloting mecha with twin guns and mobility abilities>nothing alikehow do you manage day to day life with such crippling autism
>>527900010You better start giving a shit because multiplayer games are dying at the fastest rate they've ever did in PvP history.
Many recent multiplayer games are lucky enough to have a playerbase for 2 months, let alone for a 1/3rd of a single year.
>>527904028>Rein has a shield and a melee attack and a ranged attack and an ult that immobilizes>Strange has a shield and a melee attack and a ranged attack and an ult that immobilizesHOW ARE THEY GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>527904251>two thematically similar heroes vs two different onesreroll your argument I'll wait
wow make sure not to equip and use this guys
@527904479
No more (You)s from me. Try new bait
>>527897795Their kid was as blonde as Carol so no
>>527901303X-Terminators was good, retard.
>>527905298Leah don't you have more Paige Girl to write?
>>527894845>But enough about Mr. Venom knocking up Spider-Woman.She got that done without his help.
i want to kill myself but i'm too much of a pussy
>>527907223wait so how did she get pregnant
>>527901579I, too, am a DeadMau5 fan
>>527904505How is it racist?
>>527871439>>527872267>>527873372Nobody does that stop sperging out over this shit
>>527874272>>527874562Little wonder the medium is in shambles
>>527904028wow I wonder why your similarities end there, almost as if they're only alike on a surface level and play different when you break it down
>>527881241probably because there arenโt many successful genius billionaires playing the game
>>527904505I can't believe Jeff hates Italians
>>527883453>>527885898very authentic posts im sure
>>527886181they donโt. see
>>527874272
>>527910056all that matters is if you perceive yourself as a successful genius billionaire.
i would pay money to watch elon musk play iron man
The idea for this game is genius and should've been made or tried years earlier
Wow /mrg/ netease is adding a racist jeff emote and I bet all you chudcels are going to buy it
>>527904985>>527907223>>527910384So wait, the kid is legitimately both Carol and Jessica's via science voodoo? They actually went that route?
>>527910752idk it would probably stylistically look really ugly and outdated by now if it was
>>527901303>GomezThe less mexicans involved in anything the better
>>527910889No weird science, the biological father is an anonymous sperm donor.
>>527910479I would like to see the mcu actors play their characters and see if they understand how to play them
>All this comic chat
I guess everybody's waiting for the balance patch.
>>527909275Apparently full song has some anti islam shit in it which means you hate arabs I guess
>>527908058>>527910889>WAIT SO>SO WAITYou are very bad at hiding yourself.
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>>527911207Thatโs how you know thereโs nothing better to talk about; when /co/cksuckers crawl out of their holes to talk to themselves about their god awful stories
>>527911474>when /co/cksuckers crawl out of their holes to talk to themselves about their god awful storiesYou are playing the game based on all of that.
>>527911292Whatever you say, retard-anon
>>527897795No. Thatโs Eddieโs 16 incher being coated by Venom and thatโs his aryan sperm impregnating her. Enjoy your wank.
>>527911207Its noon on a goddam Wendsday. You're expecting far too much of this board, anon
>>527909860>Nobody does that stop sperging out over this shitme when I'm a blind faggot
>>527911020>our kid>needs his momsSeems they're going that route regardless of the kid's origins. Also
>anonymous sperm donorBet you $20 it'll turn out to be some big name super villian or crazy psycho fuck within the next ten years
>>527911787That's clearly Carol's 19 incher
>>527911474>complaing about comic book enjoyers in a comic book video gameHuh?
>>527912061jesus christ what's wrong with Peter's face here. is that him or still Ock in his body?
when is the patch live, I just realized thor getting back one thorforce on awaken cancel is huge for survivability and people will actually praise this patch for once.
>>527911474this, actually. like going to /codg/ and talking about the lore, except ours is inferior even to that
>>527904505Itโs xitter, everything is โracist as shitโ
>>527911210Based Italians. Iโm gonna listen to it now
How are they going to handle shapeshifter characters
>>527911413>>527911648Lil bro really thought he was slick with the inspect element. Better luck next time junior.
>>527913204Loki's already in the game
>>527913204they all transform into an asian version of themselves (this is a buff)
>>527911003no shut the fuck up, he draws Marvel women the way they're meant to be drawn, I don't care if he's white black chink jeet whatever but if he can draw characters without flat chests and long backs all the time in this day and age then I'll support him
>>527911639>>527912380people are here to talk and read about the game though
not mary jane becoming a trans man via venom and her jewish husband or whatever the fuck
>>527912979yes, exactly
So how do Thorfags feel about Thor?
>>527912162Her baby is the super villain crazy psycho fuck.
>>527911849Point to it buddy
tralalero tralala damn god and damn allah I was with my fucking shitty son playing fortnite when all of a sudden my grandma ornella arrives to to warn us that that asshole burger had invited us to dinner to eat a puree of dicks
>>527910752All the genius ideas in the world mean nothing if you have retards on board who have no idea how to integrate and maintain it. I.e. what weโre seeing right now.
>>527913701not in the mood to crawl through /mrg/ archives and show you examples but for my convenience there's currently a whole thread on /co/ full of self-inserting Peterfags
>>>/co/149047786
Still waiting for the first good Moon Knight alt. This ain't it.
>>527910379I'm very authentic. I don't know shit about Paul aside from what that Anon said.
>>527913921That's entirely irrelevant to this thread. If you're talking about the 1-5 posts every other thread or so joking about spylocke or whatever i think that's just you fixating on jokes that rub you the wrong way for whatever reason
Tell me what characters you switch to and why.
>>527913420Iโm sure we can find someone else who isnโt a mexican to provide that
>>527913965Speak for yourself, I think it looks cool
>>527914270When a healer is needed I go Mantis
When a dps is needed I go Hawkeye
When a tank is needed I go Reed
>>527913290Thats what I mean. With him being in, how will they handle the others
>>527914270>namorbecause i want to win
>punisherbecause i know we are going to lose
>>527914181but I don't care, I said a little Paulposting is good to deter Peterfags, which are Spider-Man mains in this thread. the parentheses part about self-inserters was a bonus thing I added that you asked about, so I showed you a /co/ thread about it. I dont care if you only meant "in this thread" or you only meant jeet self-inserters or any other specification
>>527849537I remember when I used to get oneitis, lol. It should clear up by the time you're 30.
>>527914337nah nigga I dont care he's doing good work
>>527913697>no fucked up crazy Jessica gf to come home toIt hurts, lads.....
>>527915972I still don't know why you respond with that
>>527901303>let's make an all female cast X-Men book that's explicitly marketed as being an adult comedy film a la The Hangover or Old SchoolSounds pretty good to m-
>only this isn't one of our Black label books so we're still bound by censors and cant actually have any cursing, sex or jokes that are too risquรฉ at any point in the narrative >also its a one shot story and this cast won't be getting back together anytime soonGod damnit, Marvel.....
>>527912061>5โ5 Latinx shortstack cocksleeveThatโs hot.
>>527912410It's ock, he fucks midgets.
>>527916116she's always been white, ATSV notwithstanding (she's only Jessica in name)
>>527915380Oh, well thatโs better!
>>527915550Well I do but itโs ok now since he isnโt mexican
>>527916539>midget woman>5โ5anon...
>>527916757ATSV merged her with the black Spider-Woman from The Electric Company stuff
>instantly made her a worse motherWhat did they mean by this?
>>527916765Did a mexican fuck your mother or something?
>>527912061>>527916539>>527916737>>527916924>now in an open relationship with said qt shortstack waifu who actively encourages him to bone other women on the sideIt should be ME, damnit!
>>527915148>I said a little Paulposting is good to deter PeterfagsAnd Iโm saying what youโre talking about is virtually non-existent within the context of these threads, thus a non-issue, thus, just you fixating on something you take issue with that clearly goes beyond just โself insertingโ. The implication was obviously to point to an example within this thread. Itโs not โdeterring themโ, no one knows or cares who Paul is meanwhile everyone knows who Spider-Man and his cast of female characters are, but in the first place if someone *really* wanted to start posting about that they would and thereโd be little that could stop them, but thereโs no such thing happening, you canโt even point to an example in this very thread, so you just look like a guy yelling at clouds, mind you Iโm not saying they donโt exist, Iโm saying youโre doing the equivalent of preparing for an alien invasion thatโs nowhere in sight.
>>527917027>aye aye gringo i fuck yo mom ese!Why are thirdies so obsessed with this โcomebackโ?
Please stop Paul/MJ posting before you summon gothman plotu to /mrg/. Once that fucker gets in somewhere he doesn't stop.
>>527917594there's nothing of value in their shitholes beyond family, so an attack on mama or papa is the worst thing you can subject them to
>comic panel spam
Call me when the thread returns to non-gay levels
>>527917594I'm not mexican but caring about someone nationality/race instead of the quality of their work is a symptom of low intelligence and lack of life experiences. That's basically what the woke crowd do. Chudcels aren't so different from them after all.
>>527917142I'm glad you said open relationship because retards online really think Peter is getting cucked again, not knowing he's getting back with Felicia again
>>527917142That's not the dwarf, it's a different lady. And the reason they're seeing other people is because she put their relationship "on probation" because Peter fucking sucks.
>>527917438>And Iโm saying what youโre talking about is virtually non-existent within the context of these threadsyeah thats fine lmao I dont care I just wanted to say it, I wasnt thinking specifically about this thread but if you were then thats on you lol, I was speaking generally
>>527917881>stop talking about comic books in my comic book game reeeeee
>>527874562>also seethed when they cast a white guy as SentryIโm sure he did. Every missed opportunity to cast a minority as a white character in cape shit is like a personal attack to these โpeopleโ. Their lust for soft power is so sad.
>>527917142Different girl, Peter is into normal women while Otto prefers them with birth defects
>>527918523>Otto prefers them with birth defectslike attracts like I guess
>>527918098An โopen relationshipโ is cucking with extra steps
>>527918278โฆ But I asked you to point to an example in this thread. If youโre admitting thereโs no such thing here then you admit the whole thing is silly.
>>527913267you would have to be extremely autistic to dedicate the bit with changing the theme and crop and even file name to be different
>>527917701Makes sense. You would think they have the self awareness to know this isnโt the case for everyone else but I guess not.
>>527917992>I'm not mexicanUh huh. We all believe you Paco.
>btfo magik and a spiderman
>they hop on hela winter soldier
HAHAHAHAAHA EVERY TIME
crutch characters, and yet people will tell you they dont need a nerf
>>527919561brown hands typed this
>>527916367Don't be such a piss baby
>>527919731had this happen last night and they were all "wow Hela is so easy to play" after they won so i went "yeah, better than getting your ass beat on Magik"
surprised their Rocket didn't say some shit either because I made him swap off Ultron
>>527919479On vacation at the moment. Saved though.
>>527919293>you would have to be extremely autisticOn 4chan??? Say it ainโt soโฆ
>>527919561>no argumentsAs expected from a midwit chudcel
>>527917701>implying atomized americans value family too
>>527920446Judging by the percentage of failed marriages, cheating and abandoned elders, they clearly don't.
>>527919749Projection doesnโt suit you, hombre.
>>527920959show proof then won't you? or are you gonna move the goalposts again?
brown on brown violence while both sides pretend to be white, ah I missed this 4chan heritage
>faggot loki leaves beginning of the match and the game doesn't replace him
>one person doesn't surrender in second match
i think i should uninstall
>>527913686Thor getting something he shouldโve had since day 1 doesnโt magically make turning him into an awakening bot good.
They need to change him back.
my aim fucking sucks and i cant get better because im a retard and i should kill myself and im not good at anything
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Probably up there with adams S1 battle pass mvp
>>527916539>Peter Parker is 8'5"Wow what a Chad!
>>527916139Because that's male bone structure dude, look at the shoulders and chest. You're gay.
>>527917992Life isn't just about work.
>>527835797I don't play ranked and turn off audio chat. Your time and mental health is worth more than some gay symbol.
>>527919061Wanna know how I know you're a 17 year old virgin from Tallahassee?
>>527925989this nigga unironically watches his gf fuck other men and tells himself he's not a cuck lmao
>>527925709NTA but is there any way to turn off text chat too, all I do is get toxic at my teammates after I ask them to politely stop feeding, which I think has gotten me into report queue a third time.
>>527920036Don't drip feed me precious water while im dying of thirst, asshole
>>527926131There should be in the options menu. In game you can mute text chat by going to the report menu.
>use maximum pulse in front of enemy iron man
>enemy iron man uses maximum pulse
>my maximum pulse was faster but his shot anyway so we both die
Like shooting 2 nukes at each other
>>527926121God bless, kiddo
>>527926527>bouncing an enemy IM's ult back into his face using Cap's shield Is there anything in this world more arousing? I'd argue no
>>527886181Tokon looks like ass though. Trust weebs to slurp up any drivel the Japs shit out though.
Never leave the backline unsupervised
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>>527927232and stop playing after 2hrs when they remember its a fighting game
Whatโs up with that dude hating brown people/mexicans? He should be at their feet thanking them.
>>527924179Nta but how is it that you can spot male bone structure so well, anon?
I love Peni but I genuinely think her ult is rework-worthy. I like everything about her kit but her ult.
But I also fear that if her ult was actually any good people would realize how strong the rest of her kit is and it would get gutted
>>527928419Just give her the ability to cancel it early
>>527927232didnt know we had tasteless freaks like you in /mrg/
Iron Man? More like Racist Man.
>>527928419her ult is only lethal when you have the spider beacon up even more so with rocket teammup
>>527924013Calm down Logan
>>527927232It looks alright
The game itself will certainly be shallow and boring though
>>527920446thatโs not what itโs implying paco
>>527925989>Wanna know how I know you're a 17 year old virgin from Tallahassee?
>>527930704Yeah, that. That right there is what gives it away. God bless, Tallahassee-kun
>>527929089Is.....is that man carrying an goddam atom bomb on his shoulder?
>>527851467That's impressive when Nyx existed
>Yeah, that. That right there is what gives it away. God bless, Tallahassee-kun
>boot up the game
>try my best to be positive
>lose three games in a row
>(YOU) are here
>Contemplate what to play instead
>no good games to play
>go back to Songs of Syx
Yep (((modern))) gaming is great!!
>>527927303>c&d abusebased
how do you knock someone's ass out of the sky with hulk? I've done it a few times now but I dont get what causes it aside from me smashing clicks
>>527910763I thought it was interesting, smooth brain
>>527933236yes, that was obvious when you talked about it for several posts, retard
>>527933384I wasn't part of the conversation, if you weren't some sped you'd be able to judge by ip count
>>527933931what is it with retards and lying about the most obvious shit? is it something in your brains that convinced you everyone is as gullible as yourself? man you are one dumb bastard
>>527930431I am infact not a groot main who blames my healers thanks
>>527927232Imagine being this retarded
>>527932812I forgot I had this in my hoard pile, I think ill try it while I wait for the thor buffs from the patch
GAME IS GOING TO DIE BEFORE SCOTT IS ADDED FFFUUUUUUUUUCK
Will they ever fix the ranked matchmaking or is the game doomed to fail at this point?
>>527938068consider suicide instead
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>>527938202People will say eomm doesnt exist but I ask why would they present EOMM in netease's other games but not implement it here. Wouldnt they advertise SBMM just like xdefiant? People will have one game like this and never play again because of how many other online products look like they have greener grass.
>>527938068I just went for the units, I main Reed and the game clearly wants to keep his skins as premium as possible.
But I'll get the future foundation skin, they'll see.
>>527831997Does it have a vagina?
>>527942119Excuse you, MJ's pronouns as Venom are he/him, chud
>>527942404I've seen the light. It actually should have been Carol. They deserve Ewing making hir trans. Not MJ.
theres kinda a drought of content no?
Whatโs up with this place now? Why is it so angsty?
>>527943950Women play this game
>>527941524Can you keep the coin for the future?
>>527944674Theres no point because they never add anything to the pool of costume coin skins.
Do you consider Venom good despite being a one trick pony?
>>527933117If theyโre too low it doesnโt register
If theyโre too high he wonโt jump high enough
>>527933117Also you just leap into them. Thatโs it. Holding down M1 just adds to the damage but doesnโt trigger it.
>>527934320You're a retarded Indian. But, I repeat myself
>>527938963>People will have one game like this and never play again because of how many other online products look like they have greener grass.this looks like a pretty close game though
>>527934320We gotta stop meeting like this, anon. Its getting weird
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>>527945315Venom is best pony
>>527948076maybe because I got 60 elims and 40 final blows
>>527947847Yeah bro, post this for umpteenth time so we can continue to see what a snivelling little bitch you are. Your reports donโt do shit btw. Thereโs no such thing as a reported queue.
>>5279506513rd time, no need to seethe unless you are constantly going negative.
Gold takes 2 minutes to load. Dead game.
The tech magikmains dont want you to know
https://files.catbox.moe/x8hxbq.jpeg
My ass takes 20 minutes to fart. Dead ass.
>>527935226relax, she's just using her psycock she manifested with her mind
Rubbing my vagina against Mr Fantastic's face
>>527952639I have done this too
.t Strange main
/twg/ is more alive than /here/.. it's over goy rivals...EOMM has killed the game.
>>5279547693.0 will save /mrg/
they still haven't reverted sw's nerf, hate this fucking game.
>>527955754>sw's nerfShe's doing fine.
>mr f4nny being an unkillable, dishonest character
>no one bats an eye
>cap being an unkillable but honest character
>everyone loses their minds
>>527956793Show me 1 (ONE) video where Mr Fantastic stalled the payload for fucking ever like cap did.
>>527956968doesn't exist because he would have killed you before getting to that point with his BS damage numbers
>Tanks and divers bum rushing healers
>Our tanks and duelists do dick
We still won but man that was frustrating. Goddamn Squirrel Girl
>>527956275Her winrate is down since the nerf, and there's no signs of it improving
im bronze 3
why is the 0-7 black panther ALWAYS ON MY FUCKING TEAM
>>527956968There's different ways a character can be dishonest. Mr. Fantastic is 2.5's S2 Iron Fist. This fucking faggot is nigh unkillable unless you have two or more people focusing him. He has the best damage negation in the game and he gets a huge HP reset if he goes inflated.
>finally crawl out of bronze iii playing support
>2 points into bronze ii
>6 game losing streak
>try fighting iron man and ultron
>they both have 400 HP
What the fuck is the dev's obsession with giving every character giga HP
>>527959997dive was too OP, please understand small chinese company
>>527958180>purposely tanky character needs more than one person to kill themyou're so right. what were these devs thinking? we should make hulk be able to die in a spiderman combo next.
How are you retards in bronze? I'm in diamond thinking I might have mental retardation for being so low.
>>527954769I mean didnโt they recently just get a big announcement?
>>527960509I'm diamond 2 and I don't think that's too low. I play casually and have a full time job
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>>527947904>>527948139only took you two whole hours to work this inspect element. impressive. maybe next you can work on walking to the bathroom without your safety helmet if you arenโt gunned down in your favela in the next week or so.
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>>527927838Because xhe likes projecting on real females due to xher inability to pass.
>>527960437>dps does a better job tanking than the tanks>also gets dps tier damage while doing this and insane range for a brawler>this is acceptable because...?kys fag. if cap deserves nerfs you do too.
>>527961204I can just feel GOATS getting revived in 3.0, people are thanking me every time I solo tank because their last match didnt even have one
>>527961165https://twitter.com/masoq095
>>527947847lmao nice matchmaking
>>527961204Your whole issue is that you can't 1v1 Mr. Fantastic while the issue with cap was that entire teams couldn't lock him down long enough to stop him from stalling from team wipes. Mr fantastic has the damage consistency of SG so acting like he poses the threat of BP in your face is hilarious.
smurfs should honestly be publicly executed
>>527961874stop trying to pretend he isn't broken you dishonest fuck. if cap needing an entire team on his ass to put him down is a problem then it's also a problem with mr f4ggy.
>>527947847>>527961689>constant feeders/trolls/throwers to fill my report feed, with 2-3 new messages everytime I log in>matches cancelled by cheaterslmao and netease expects this matchmaking to retain 100k? I should get my SR back and the SR deducted from the person being reported if they dont want EOS to be within a calender year
>No DPS shooting the fucking Ultron
>I have a retarded Squirrel Girl on my team
>Fighting a smurfing Emma too
What do I fucking do
>>527964089Switch to DPS and shoot the Ultron
>>527964206I did but didn't matter as we still lost
i used all my chrono cards and im not even out of bronze yet
>>527964254Them's the breaks I guess then, man. IDK what to tell you. In games where there's no chance of winning I usually switch to someone I enjoy playing or want to try out.
>>527953270You have a penis albeit
>>527961689What the hell? How do you even get this message? Is the game capable of detecting cheats and just throwing you out of it at any time?
>quickplay
>play wolverine into 1 tank (strange)
>he dies
>enemy team swaps their entire team from off meta picks to hela, hawk, luna, rocket, thing, emma
Fuck this retarded game and its retarded balance. These chinx are worthless.
>>527965174>play busted retard character>upset when multiple people on the enemy team switch to other busted retard charactersxd
>smurf cuck
>BP, Bucky, Spiderman, Iron Fist
why is it always these characters
I think the most frustrating part about people instalocking Jeff and Ultron are the amount of mouthbreathing retards that already blow really hard at healing so instead of opting for dumby proof healers ala C&D, IW or Rocket they play the most difficult to fuck up characters which makes my matches like twice as hard.
>>527966532how are people even bad at jeff now? his M1 does damage and heals.
>>527962735He ain't broken you just suck.
Just had my designated losses match last game where we just got fucking rolled.
>>527966532Oh, I see you've met my little brother who only plays Loki
>>527966640that's not a huge issue. Its mainly most of those Jeff players are never able to get worthwhile ultimate kills.
I just roll my eyes whenever I get some Jeff player who dies repeatedly mid ult while the entire team are being eaten alive by duelist ultimates.
>>527966532Possibly cause dps mains that are forced to heal have ego issues by not playing as the easy healslut characters, so they turbo soft throw as Ultron/Flanking Jeff.
Whenever I'm forced to heal, I just heal as Rocket and it's almost always an auto win half the time, would be enjoying Mantis more if Luna didnt keep receiving constant buffs.
>>527966532I meant easy to fuck up
>>527967090exactly. buff cap.
>>527960897Are you ok, anon? Like, is there something going on in your life that makes you act this way? We're anonymous here, there no need to fear venting a bit if you need to
>Was 1 win away to GM3 twice
>Lose 2 in a row due to designated loss via teams just destroying us
>Now at 45 LP in Diamond 1
Now I gotta wait all day and night tomorrow before I can play again. I'm noticing the game only gives me a 4 winstreak before it starts handing me losses. It will not let me go on a 5 or 6 winstreak, only 4.
Idk how ottr who does this Bronze to Celestial shit ranks up when EOMM activates for him.
>>527965165it happened in like the first 30 seconds of the game, their punisher was moving superfast with aimbot
>>527969045To the anons that do this, is this process for reaching the higher ranks meant to be this fucking slow? Because you usually don't make much progress by the time ya lose 2 in a row. I went from negative LP in D1 to 45 LP when I was 90 to 89 LP from GM3.
>when the enemy team is rushing B and it's a tidal wave you can't seem to stop
>>527969045>>527970048I heard EOMM happens in quick play too and you can apparently play out your designated loss matches in quick play. The question is how do you know when you're out of EOMM? Like how many wins in a row do you need?
bronze games are stomp or be stomped. this game has the worst matchmaking ever
>go on a loss streak with namor, demoting me back to diamond 1
>play rocket to recover from that loss streak without doing any effort
>keep getting matched with teammates who main him
>they keep getting mvp
this is psychological torture
>when the 4-15 bucky says "trash healers"
>>527971218Honestly he's right
>gets filtered
>goes winter soldier
Are we supposed to ignore how often this happens in high SR? same thing with Hela
>>527932347don't let that anon fool you, Nyx is in every way worse than this and it's hard to overcome
guys... white women cheeks
>>527972213I know, my wife is the best
five losses in a row bros, going to use all my chrono cards before bronze 1. what the fuck do i even do man.
>Boot up Goy Rivals again
>queue one game
>lost
I'm breaking the cycle right now. This '''game''' is a waste of time. Cannot wait for Epoch WoW in a month so I can be free from shitty chink titles for a while.
>>527973193>self reporting as WoW player.Kek, wtf?
>>527973318Classic WoW is one of the best games ever made, created by WESTERN devs. You cannot compare this chinese slop to it. I'm tired of retards hating on it while playing the goyest of tittles.
5 hours to patch.
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>>527973693Me on the right
>>527973779Grab a towel already, slut
>>527850872you too, Bluth-anon!
>>527973693>Carol should've been Venom>MJ Is fine as Venomnah fuck both of that, Jessica should've been Venom
>>527974530After Da Costa's run Jess as Sleeper and Carol as Venom is the obvious move
I spend alot of time playing people from Grandmaster to OOA. Players with a number one emblem.
And I think the game's rigged. Its way too convienent that whenever I go on a win streak I suddenly get players who are really bad, or highest they've climbed in bronze in ranked.
I'm talking guys who never heal, guys who are 10+ deaths in an 8 minute match, guys who are 1/7 playing at a bronze level.
It just doesn't seem right in the sense that you lost to a close game, it feels like you're just placed in an extremely one sided match to lose.
>>527975186>And I think the game's rigged.wow no shit? it's almost like the matchmaking is designed to keep you playing more, and not to give you fair matches. you could even say it's... engagement-based
>>527975686When the Phoenix 5 stuff comes out
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>ult as Jeff
>there's no cliffs or spawn points around
>>527975365Explain to me why it's not forced 50/50 and it's EOMM.
Because it matches the description of forcing you to lose with retarded teams, but doesn't match the description of increasing player's engagements and wanting to play more.
>>527976269>Explain to me why it's not forced 50/50 and it's EOMM.there is no reason for "forced 50" to exist without EOMM
winstreaks leave you satisfied, and that's bad because it means you play less. losing leaves you feeling like you need to play until you get a win to "get back" what you lost
>>527975365I've never seen a video game go out of its way to put a team with no synergy together. Its really toxic. I usually just afk if the loss is forced or get off
https://youtu.be/m2W5AUmFqDY?feature=shared&t=17
this will be marvel rivals in 2013
>literally the entire team tells our dumbass rocket to stand back and heal
>suddenly we hold the point for 5 minutes and only lose because our tanks overextended and died
It is unfucking believable to me that people have to go out of their way to tell healers do their fucking job in this game.
Stop running 3 heals. Itโs shit. Play SW if you canโt dps, idgaf. Just not 3 heals.
>>527976528are you retarded that's how even the chess ELO works
when you reach your appropriate skill level facing people your mmr you should win 50% of the time
goddamn ape
>>527976182You just need to run back to your team's AOE damage dudes or into a dead end to wipe the people you vored.
>>527976914You look at your own matches and tell me how often you stick into the same role and not throw by going BW or Jeff/Adam then multiply it by 5 random dudes.
>>527980369Never. I always rolefill or try to play characters that work for the team. I literally have getting hard countered.
>>527979806having a 50% chance of winning because you're equally matched is different from randomly getting games where your teammates are way worse than you and the enemy is way better than you
>>527980467Because you rolefill and swap between roles so often, the system goes nuts trying to slot you with a 2/2/2 team. If you play some hybrids like Mr. f or Ultron, it gets even worse.
>my level is high so it matches me up with high level opponents while putting me with bronzies because it thinks Im good enough to carry them
>>527981270Yes, that's the literal definition of QP. Do you know that 5min+ wait times are common past Diamond and it gets worse from there?
You're going to be playing with me within a minute of me queuing in QP with whatever crayon munchers that the system can get their hands on one way or the other.
>>527968903damn, another two hours man? youโre really deflating my hopes in you hermano, i get that even these things are hard for you to wrap your head around but you should be moving faster even at your stunted rate. letโs shoot for an hour, hour and a half tops this time, ok?
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>>527979561Sure, but don't come crying when you don't get enough heal from Chadam.
>>527973503Another game being a pile of shit doesnโt mean another canโt be a pile of shit man. Youโre wearing rose tinted glasses. WoW is the fast food of western fantasy properties.
>>527972213Calm down Logan
>>527979051>people have to go out of their way to tell healers do their fucking jobIs there a game where this isn't the case? I'd really like to know if so
>>527973693proving yet again youโre the worst poster in these threads
>>527981567some people aren't refreshing the page all day schizo
>>527982301so everyone is refreshing the page all day? woaw
>>527982770take your time. thereโs no rush.
>>527927838It's pretty obvious, she doesn't even have tits. Like half of the human race is male, it's not gay to recognize what one looks like, especially since I am one. It's kinda gayer to pretend you don't.
>>527979561I will play Adam if I have to fill as a supportoid or if I feel my supportoids are not healing me, the tank AKA the main character. I don't give a shit if we lose because a meme rank determined by chink coded matchmaking means absolutely nothing to me.
>>527976182Wait, does going into your spawn point kill them too??
>>527984901Yes. You usually have to actually make it in though. Spitting them in is finnicky and doesn't work 90% of the time.
>>5279843420/10 bait
fun fact: that's a child
So it turns out magneto throws spikes at you. Spikes made of shrapnel.
https://tracker.gg/marvel-rivals/profile/ign/Herbie%20Coffey/overview?season=5
>tranny boosting his friends on a new account
fuck off
>>527979561Ultron 3 heals is actually not bad because he has both good damage and utility.
Meanwhile I see adams miss their shots and die to everything 24/7, only healing themselves, and either never once using ult or using ult wrong and causing us a teamwipe.
what type of brain damage do bucky players who ult at a full HP emma frost have? Like what did you expect aside from getting your spine split in half like a toblerone?
This is why you arent getting healed
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Trying out venom after 80 hours on cap, 40 on hull, and 40 on Thor. Wish me li.
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>>527974950Carol is fine without Venom, I don't think she really needs the power boost or anything. Jess would be pretty cool since it'll breathe new life into her character
>this time it was a literal tranny on a smurf
beat them though cause I banned their main
>>527990403venom sucks man, he takes 10x the effort to aim for even less damage it's such a poorly designed tank
>lose first round
>our solo tank says he doesn't want to tank
>swap with him
>win the next two rounds easily
This confirms that you need to have the spark to tank. Only born tankchads have the spark.
>>527992234if by spark you mean being molested feitsh then yes I agree
>>527991929I won and didnโt die, but all I could manage was 3 measly kills
>>527991929if they gave him more damage he'd be too OP, he's already really hard to kill unless you can time your CC to stop his escape.
5-20 in my last 25, down from C2. Maybe I'll give this game another shot when they give tanks agency in 3.0
>>527942404says who lmao, Venom probably still refers to the duo as plural
>>527993238Just make it easier to aim as him. Make his M1 sweep like Mr Fannyโs M1. If itโs too broken tweak the numbers or the firing rate. He doesnโt have enough range to justify requiring pin point accuracy.
>>527943950/owg/ is constantly invaded by a porn spamming schizo in cahoots with the jannies, so they're taking refuge here and pretending to be mad at a game they don't even play
>>527993238he has a 45% winrate he just feeds ult to the enemy dps it's a shit character
Brock is the only real Venom
SG is so much fun and effective, I regret I've wasted 20 hours on Moon Knight. In fact, I've only ever enjoyed characters with cc buttons.
>>527993794Both are brain dead characters for retards
A tankโs job is to create and hold space, and not die. Witness how I helped secure victory for my team with only 2 kills and <4k in damage.
>>527994912>Do nothing>Look how I helped the team winRetard.
Has anyone tried the latest nvidia drivers? The ones from last month gave me a noticeable performance gain but also horrible crashes.
>>527993794Too bad you only started now during flying hell meta
>>527986435So he's gay and a pedo
>>527997716Nothing wrong with molesting little boys
>>527993413Wow. Sounds a lot like the /lolg/ dealโฆ
>5 posts in an hour
epic speedrun to kill their own game by not reworking dive faster
>>527993494- every sane person ever
>>527993494He's a great host, maybe he'll rewire carnie
>>527972459>>527960865>>527928419I need to rub one out for these sluts
Emma's diamond form feels more like what I'd like Iron Fist to be. Damage aside her punches just feel better to land.
>>528000383Ironfist is such a dogshit hero design either he's fully broken or useless no in between. You literally cannot kill anything this patch
Blade is awake.
Carol cope is dead.
Where are the heckin twitch drops?
>>528001352Neither should be in
>>528001098>character is literally unkillable with a stupid amount of movement abilities>this still isn't enough for dive players simply because they can't easily 1v6 the entire enemy team on top of this already insane ability set
>>528001574why would you ever need to kill iron fist if he cant ever kill anyone himself? you can just ignore him the entire game while the team plays 5v6 without him then kill him after
>>527928419What kind of Ult should Penny have?
>>528002089Some sort of save ult like Cap
>>528002293sounds busted and boring
>>528002089Her ult is fine. I hate Peni fags and their incessant nagging. Any way if it is redesigned just have her be swarmed by spider bots everywhere she goes for a couple seconds.
>>528001352Tune in next season as we catch Blade making himself a sandwich in the new Klyntar map
Thor changes lab testing:
0) DAMMIT stealthnerf, they took out the refund bonk on Hammer Throw. You can only get one thorforce now per throw
1) Awakening can be canceled around 1s. No refunds but your hammer gets charged so another bonk will give you one hammer
2) The end lag of Awakening can be canceled into a bonk
3) You can Awaken -> Cancel -> Bonk -> Hammer Throw -> Lightning Realm-> Awaken for rapid Awakenings
3) Cannot get more than 150bhp no matter how fast you cancel and re-awaken
>>528003870>DAMMIT stealthnerf, they took out the refund bonk on Hammer Throw. You can only get one thorforce now per throwWhat does this mean?
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Is there a better feeling than the enemies picking your same off meta hero thinking they can match your superiority, and then fail to compete?
>>528004017Yesterday, if you hammer throw and hit anyone, you get 1 Thorforce. Then your hammer gets charged and you can melee again to get 2.
>>528004327Right. Well thatโs fucking annoying. Itโs getting so difficult to remember what costs thorforce, what regenerates it, whatโs a cooldown, and what generates shields.
>>528004865No, it's standerdized now. Anything cost Thorforce can be refunded with a bonk and shields. Hammer throw just gives 1 thorforce on CD.
>>528004865>what costs thorforceDash and Awakening
>what regenerates itHitting enemies while hammer is blue
>whatโs a cooldownUniversal cooldown on thorforce abilities
>what generates shieldsThorforce abilities
>>528003870Thor lightning realm is doing fuck all now with this awakening bot playstyle they're going for. Making the hammer throw only give one thorforce is a dumb way to artificially create use for this shit ability. They should honestly make it cost one thorforce and give it a better effect since only dash and awakening is actually using the stuff and there's 3 abilities at the moment to get it back.
>Mjolnir and sg's acorns get sucked in Mag's ult
This is bullshit
>>528005949What's really bullshit is Jeff's water get sucked in lol
>Team is going 3 support
>Sure, that's viable
>It's 3 main healers
>Enemy never dies because we can't out damage them
>The 3 supports are also braindead, so we are still dying despite there's 3 main healers
>>5280063423 supports usually means 3 bad players as not one of them is capable of playing any other role
>>528006342Itโs this
>>528007025 and itโs so prevalent itโs actually insane. I figured the bad players were the ones leaving the game. Anyway if your tank you basically have to play Thor to accomplish anything.
>>527999395So wait, what happened to Cletus? I thought his bond with Carnage was to the point where they're effectively one in the same being, no?
>>528007025>>528007559It really doesn't help that healers are getting inflated rank points.
I get +24 when I sweat my ass off to get MVP and carried the team with most damage & most last hit as dps.
But I also get +24 for just doing my job without any sweat or playing exceptionally well as Adam / Ultron.
The game is fucked.
>>527955754She got buffed overall than nerfed you autistic retard. stop whining about it.
>>527965174Deserved completely for picking Wolvie into a solo tank.
>invalidate an entire role>they invalidate you back>NOOOO THAT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEE!This is why multiplayer games die in less than a year these days. All these people walking around with "..but not for mee" mentaility.
spiderman and bp are such dogshit characters man. how the fuck do you even balance these two "if you get to a certain skill threshold you are basically untargetable and unkillable and burst healers down before they can even react to the damage they're taking" characters other than making them intentionally bad for the health of the overall game.
>>528010193>how the fuck do you even balance these twoYou don't.
These characters are pubstompers, and pubstompers in extention can only exist in a broken or dogshit state. Nothing inbetween
>>528010193don't worry an army of dive players will be here to downplay these characters
>>528006342the problem aren't the supporters
the problem aren't the bad players
the problem is you not havin friends
>>528011179>PartyYou did not beat the game.
>>528010193>run into smurf stack when playing with 3 friends>BP>Magik>Iron Fist>Spidey>Peni bannedit was by far the most disgusting game I've had to date.
>>527999013>my metric for judging a game's popularity is the activity on its dedicated thread on an imageboard primarily occupied by mentally stunted Gen Xers
>play healers to lord grind
>mvp/svp literally every game all the way up to lord
>play tank/dps
>the most dogshit healers imaginable
Why? Why are healers so fucking terrible? It's not a hard role by any means. Basic fucking concepts like healing the guy ulting or dropping balloons/rocket packs are lost on these fucking mongoloids. Why are there so many? If it was a coin toss I wouldn't be bitching but it's more like 1/10 games you might get a good healer and 2 good healers on the same team is a miracle. DPS/Tank that can self sustain are brainless easy to play but if you pick a character that needs semi regular heals to pop off you're throwing because the healers in this game are such garbage
>>528010193They really pooped their pants when making those two characters. I bet at least 100k people quit the game because of them alone, they're just so unbelievably unfun to fight against especially with rampant smurfing. I remember one game where my healers on the panther escort map literally could not get to the first point a single time without being raped by both of them. Sure it's a skill issue but also it's completely pointless to play a game like that.
And it's not only just unfun to play against them because when they are on YOUR team they're the main character. Either they do everything on their own or they're deadweight and grief you.
>>528011336I did not even download it.
>>528010193>>528010820>>528011516>>528011898Let's rework Black Panther.
It's obvious his current state is terrible. He's a bottom 3 character that even in such a bad state, people with amazing game sense can still stomp shitter lobbies with him.
But there's no way to actually buff him without supportfags completely crashing out.
So BP is now a Vanguard, and we'll implement more of his "King of the Dead" aspect to BP. He'll still be able to throw spears and still be able to dash, but throwing spears summons a spirit at that location, and BP can only refresh his dash when he "hits" the spirit with the dash. I'd also give the spirits some form of damage mitagtion for your team if they are near one and are taking damage.
Now, the dashes are more for applying debuffs and depending on how many dashes he gets on enemies applies different/stacking debuffs. I feel with the dash change, it makes playing BP much more manageable for both he player and people fighting against him since his dashes are more "predictable" for the enemy and the BP doesn't have to wait for the "perfect opportunity"
I don't really know what to do with his ult. Maybe keep it the same, but his spirits also do a smaller version of it after a .75 second delay or whatever. Didn't really think hard about his ult.
>>527991094It would be the symbiote getting a power boost, he's an actual character not like a fire flower
>>528013184eh, I still like Jessica getting the symbiote more. she needs the cultural relevancy boost
>>528013292She can be Sleeper, she helped Eddie when he was mpreg with Sleeper anyway
cancelled awakened mode feels pretty good. i absolutely mopped the floor with an emma because i could get away from her stupid grab. i sense nerfs imminent.
>>528010193if you're facing a good spidey and bp then you need to switch to a heavy anti dive team. let the kit do the work for you. namor, hulk, peni, thing, ultron, rocket, thor, scarlet witch. you people act likeyou've never won a single match against these guys. get a grip.
yeah I'm not doing my missions in QP ever again
>>528013103sounds lame and gay. no thanks.
>>528010193just fucking ban them if you're getting filtered you pussy. or better yet play them yourself.
>>528015071The gay Furry scaly alliance
>>528010193I just choke slam their fat asses anytime they want to make a move on my supports or try to ult the team. Choke slamming BP mid dash animation and seeing them swap is the most fun thing in this game. Though granted I should play The Thing more cause depending on the map, good BP/Spideys can juke my Emma due to their speed alone.
>>528015071>PCtards are forced to queue with Consolefags>but Consolefags can opt out of being matched with PCtardsHow is this fair?
>>528015081any suggestions, or just peanut gallery comments?
>>528015354>choke slamming a Spidey>or a BP>or a Rocket>or a jumping Cap>or a Peni during her ult
>>527842505I did not play thor before much at all, now he feels much more fluid and fun before the patch. I didn't get to play thor before the hammer change, so I enjoy this personally.
>>528001352>Blade tease removedCAROL S3 CONFIRMED
>>527993494Brock IS Venom. Every other symbiote is some other retarded noun.
>>528001352>THE anti heal hero is getting inthank god, please be the triple support counter
I wish I was a Venom player ... what's with all the shit he's getting.
>dude if you switch to Rocket you'll reach the high ranks
But I don't want to reach the high ranks on Rocket
>forever diamond
Perhaps
>>528017437Arguably the most popular "villian" (Supporting cast member) of arguably the most popular costumed hero.
>pick adam
>team gets angry at no heals
>win anyway
>they are still fuming in chat on the results screen
Please god Please don't make the S3 new maps gimmick a portal Please
>>528018790I agree, portals are too high IQ for the average player.
>>528018527>team wins in spite of only 1 healerI wonder why they're still mad at you.
>started playing the game a few days ago
>play a match in silver
>get stomped by a guy
>check profile
>11 minutes played as Dr Strange while being mvp, topping dps and using all of his kit perfectly
I can't imagine how fucking sad your life has to be to make another account and play ranked to stomp new players. Those people must be desperate for any kind of win in their life.
>queue up quickplay
>lock a humble emma frost
>whoopsie 1-3-2 no no no boys you can't be inflexible like that
>switch to hela
>"two tanks or no tanks"
>indignant dpstoddler tantrum
>calls for reports on me
>leave the game right before the first teamfight
if they will not listen to reason they will listen to force
>>528015479i'll stick with the low effort insults thanks
>have been getting into the habit of quitting after 1-2 losses to fuck with the EOMM
>it's 11:30pm and i want to play two quick matches before bed
>recently went through a 6 game winstreak followed by a loss, so i figure my next match is probably a designated loss match
>tfw the game gives me another 7 match win streak
>only got off because i blundered the eight match since i was tired
holy fuck i just want to sleep
>>528019832You know the game is about winning, and not about getting as much heal as possible, or as many kill as possible, or forcing 2-2-2, or not switching at all right? right?
>>528021070>You know the game is about winningof course, and they won in spite of being at a disadvantage.
That being you.
>>528021012good news, the EOMM has now tagged you as a retard who will play to 3 am chasing the end of the win streak
>>528021012You understand EOMM isn't used in Rivals right?
>What do you mean "it's offensive"? We all used to say it and nobody minded!
>>528021342>EOMM is not used>Somehow getting win / lose streaks with one team stomping anotherAbsolutely normal matchmaking here.
Nothing was attempted.
>>528021342Even if it isn't, it's still manipulative and bad matchmaking system. It needs to change as of 2 months ago and it isn't sustainable in the long run.
>>528021342>eomm isn't used in Rivals>the game literally you send you against bots after 2 losses in quickplay every fucking time
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>>528021109I'm always happy when I see an adam on my team because it means I have an excuse to play mantis, I want to be that mantis enabler.
>>527993494Man when the fuck did Brock become venom he too busy training Pokรฉmon you idiot
>>527945315yeah like in metal rank or when you switch to him on overtime. you don't play emma or mag in high rank you're throwing
>>527945315No. Iโm of the opinion heโs the worst tank, not the thing. It takes too much effort to get value out of him. There are so many better diving options. And his kit is just missing something. One of his moves is literally press X for instant health. Itโs so lame and soulless. I want to like him but I just canโt.
>pickin coon
>vibing
fuck yeah
>>528020282netease needs to address the smurf problem fast
>Widow
>Jeff
>Namor
>Panther
You load into a comp match and see this. What do?
>>528025412They haven't adressed it once since release they're not going to do anything about it
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>>528025608i pick ultron again
>>528025889well yes but actually no
they pretty much stealth added a "smurfing" option to the negative behavior report category at least
>>528026489which does literally nothing
>>528026489That only exists to calm gullible retards, like the eomm with bots in quickplay
>>528026806it is in a way addressing the existence of a smurf problem. solving it is another matter entirely
How did the retards at blizzard handle smurfs?
>>528027189didnt
all they did was make passive threats toward youtubers doing the bronze to gm shit
>>528026489I reported a blatant smurf and it didnโt do jackshit. The dude was level 14 and consistently getting wins and MVP. Iโm not sure what other criteria you need to identify a smurf.
The game has hidden ELO right? How come it canโt have hidden placement matches? Beyond that you canโt really do anything because people are just gonna keep making new accounts. It canโt be helped.
>>528026489making a ban during a livestream would be a bigger deterrent
I bet ottr won't try any cancer ideas like no heal Luna anymore but that's not enough
How is cap this season?
I'm fairly successful in qp but I don't know how that translates to gm3+ competitive.
>>528028164hidden placement matches? you mean just placements? because they obviously can but wont for reasons that us gweilos couldnt hope to understand
>>528025608Go Cap and fight for Freeedom
>>528029623Back to being Mid because idiots didn't understand he was already getting indirect nerfs due to Triple Support and Poke being the strongest meta picks
and frankly, the big outlier to the """""dive""""" meta was Iron Fist and him taking the 2007 monkier way to literal, and he got gutted (again).
>>528027189they didn't, and look where that led them
>>527981270>team is plat average for some reason except for me in celestial>enemy team is all gm/celestialsWhy
>>528025608No healing Rocket
>>528015193Bronze and Silver can't ban and are filled with SM and BP smurfs.
I'll just go fuck myself I guess
>3m tourn in dead game
lole
>>528035862g3 is clearly just your intended rank
So since blade is no longer sleeping, does that mean he is the actual next character instead of Jean?
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bwos, /ourguy/ is washed up...
>>528035862You're a Grandmaster, Harry!
>>528036616good
>>528036578they can both be in the same season
>>528036578No, he's the Halloween hero. Jean and Carol are the S3 heroes.
>>528036578i hope not. enough niggers
>>528036371its the rank I can solo carry on solo tank consistently, every time I have multiple demotions in a row it feels like I get nonstop inters which makes it impossible to solo frontline
new twitch drops are live now right?
herro everiwan. i hop you enjoy da gayme
>>528036878brown hands typed this
>>528037238Racism is not funny. Grow up.
>>528036578this game is EOS this year if its 2 duelists in a row
>>528037564Supportoid propaganda. Duelists will save us.
>playing emma
>our groot keeps walling me off and getting me killed when I grab someone
>switch to mag to attack from afar
>his walls show up whenever I'm trying to kill squishies
>his walls get in the way of heals when I'm playing support
fucking hell I hate all you fucking twigfag players, I learned wolverine exclusively to make the lognigger's life miserable.
>>528036578Either Jean is in a season 1 Blade situation where season 3 will be us freeing her for season 4. Or Blade being awake is a bunch of smoke with no fire that doesn't mean anything. Or, and this seems very unlikely, Blade and Jean are in the same season because they both have been basically finished since season 0 and the devs need to release them so they have more time to work on the constant new characters we'll be getting every month.
Is there an actual Bubble-Pop event or are we calling battlepasses events now?
>>528038042remember, a groot ban is like a spiderman ban. its just as much for your team as it is for theirs
>>528038786Where's Wally?
>>528038786We GOTTA get Blade back!
>>528038786I honestly thought they mistakenly pushed an old version of the map without him with the update but having promo the day of seems like this was intentional.
>>528036878>>528037238based + triggered reddit
>>528026041best Luna art ever
>>528037564>Fantastic: No one plays>Invisible: Everyone plays>Torch: No one plays>Thing: No one plays>Emma: Everyone plays>Ultron: no one playsWhats the common thread? I'll give you a hint its not their role. its SEX
>>528018014How does that answer what he said
>most popularEhh, top 3
>>528013292the only cultural relevancy she needs is renown as the most unnecessary character ever
>>528002961>>528036578>>528038786Biggest misdirect in human history. Theyโre obviously aware of the fact people thought they were going to put him in months ago and are using that to keep people guessing. If heโs nowhere to be seen in the next map doing nothing Iโll eat my nails.
>>528040991He should have a cameo on the next map shopping for a new trenchcoat
>>528003870They need to just fucking revert him and stop being a bunch of retarded chinks.
>>527920375There was never any argument here, Juan. That you think otherwise is telling.
>>527920446>latinx canโt readPottery.