I still fucking despise new Thor. I want this stupid throw fuck off my list of playable heroes, but unfortunately I need a poke tank on occasion and Magneto, Strange, Emma, and Groot are boring as fuck. All this stupid awakened bot fuck is good for now is feeding the enemy team support and tank ults. He's the worst brawler of the brawling tanks, he's the worst poker of the poking tanks, the worst peeler of the peeling tanks, and the worst anti flight of the anti flight tanks. Stupid fuck is good for nothing. He used to be so good before the change. He used to be the king of brawling and never dying. He used to put Emma in her place when no other tank could. Now he's worthless. When I play Cap and Hulk, I feel happy. I feel at peace. I feel like a victory is in my control. When I play Thor, I feel frustration. I feel anger. I feel hopeless. I really didn't want to do it, but I might have no choice. I may have to take up Fagneto. It's over. I can no longer play Thor.

I need help writing a best man speech. Any chance I can get an opinion on which of these 3 sounds the best? For context my brother (the eldest) hands me the mic so I can get a quick joke in on the groom (the youngest).

'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean, we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking and borderline suffocating. It’s not asthma, it’s severe sleep apnea. What I will miss most of all was being kept awake until 4am every single night, while you played just one more quick game with the boys. I hope winning your games was worth making me lose my sleep.'

'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking, and borderline suffocating. But don’t worry, not every night was like this. There were good nights too. That is, if you consider a good night being kept awake until 4am while he played just one more quick game with the boys. I hope winning your games was worth making me lose my sleep.'

'As the better man, I’d just like to say to [the groom], I’m NOT offended that you didn’t pick me to be the best man. I mean we only shared a room for 20 years. 20 long years of snoring, sleep talking, and borderline suffocating. But don’t worry, not every night was like this. There were good nights too. That is, if you consider a good night being kept awake until 4am while he played just one more quick game with the boys. I just hope winning all those games was worth the chronic insomnia you gifted me.'

>have been getting into the habit of quitting after 1-2 losses to fuck with the EOMM
>it's 11:30pm and i want to play two quick matches before bed
>recently went through a 6 game winstreak followed by a loss, so i figure my next match is probably a designated loss match
>tfw the game gives me another 7 match win streak
>only got off because i blundered the eight match since i was tired
holy fuck i just want to sleep