>>510438575
>You should read Paul
You need to read Acts 4 and Acts 5.


>Something something paul
IMPOSSIBLE!

It is literally inside the book you worship who you say was written by god himself.
Cope this one out!

>Something something paul
Then why the fuck is it in your gods book that you worship?
Seriously some parts of the bible like letters literally read like someone copy pasted some angry facebook debate somewhere in the middle and decided
>Yep this is what god wanted to write down!

Seriously have a read:
>Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophet. By her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols

Ah yes that woman Jezebel truly some timeless instruction from god not someone angry Facebook rant. Timeless wisdom because we all know who Jezebel is and what she was saying! CLOWN FACE EMOJI!

>>508087594
>Be Spiderman
>Be the star of your own movies
>Always save everyone while being a friendly neighbor
>Be god
>Never star any of your movies
>Demand genital mutilation as a substitute for human sacrifice
>Command your zealots to be genocidal pests until they got ran over by Roman chariots
>One of your cultist flips out against your cultist, declares himself your son and makes his own cult with harlots and wine
>Your own cultist kill him, ironically spreading his cult even further
>He usurps your spot in every single movie made about you from that moment on

Imagine being the creator of the universe and not even be able to star in any of the movies that talk about you because a subversive revel who got killed after a coup atempt became more popular than you simply for calling out how shit your cultist had always been

>>508022680
>Using christianity as a tool for financial gain
Is that really forbidden by the bible though?