>*Miles crying to himself infront of the mirror*
>"DEKU, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?"
>*miles turns off reidi by therewolf media*

>"RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING COMPLAINTS FROM OTHER KEKOLDS AT THE VASECTOMY BOOTH AT THE DEATH BATTLE COMICCON YOU'VE MAD COMMENTS THAT ARE RATHER... TRANSPHOBIC, LATELY."

>"DEKU, SINCE I WASN'T AROUND TO HEAR YOU MAKING EXPLICITLY TRANSPHOBIC REMARKS YOURSELF, I CAN'T ABIDE BY THESE RUMORS AND PUNISH YOU, MUCH LIKE HOW THE NARRATIVE OF NIGGERS BEING OPPRESSED BY WHITES FOR CENTURIES IS A TACTIC MADE BY JEWS TO ENSLAVE THE WHITE RACE."

>"HOWEVER WE *DO* NEED TO TAKE ACTION TO FIGHT TRANSPHOBIA WHENEVER POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY FOR THE SAKE OF MY GWEN WHO YOU FUCK UP THE BUM EVERY NIGHT."

>"YOU CAN'T GO AROUND MAKING TRANSPHOBIC COMMENT, DEKU. I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT TRANS RIGHTS *ARE* HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALL NARCISSISTIC SMELLY GREASY FAT AUTISTIC MEN IN DRESSES WHO SMELL OF STAL SWEAT AND URETHRAL GUNK. YOU AS A MU*IE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THEIR PLIGHT IS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE AND AS A LEFTIST TRANS RIGHTS ARE THE NEXT SMALL BUT NECESSARY STEP IN THE ROAD TO TOTAL (LITERAL AND GORY) GENOCIDE OF THE BL*CK RACE.

>"I HAVE A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, DEKU. IT'S *MY* JOB TO CURB TRANSPHOBIA WHENEVER AND WHEREVER POSSIBLE EVEN FROM STUPID MUTIES LIKR YOU. I'M SORRY DEKU, BUT AS A PREVENTIVE MEASURE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FORBID YOU FROM LISTENING TO TRANSPHOBIC MUSIC SUCH AS "Spiral of Emotion", "Game Over", "Hell's Angels", "Fireborn" AND "Requiem for a Thief". INSTEAD I'LL ASSIGN SPECIFIC HOURS IN THE DAY FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO PRO-TRANS/PRO BLACK ON WHITE BLACKED RAW BNWO SISSY WHITE BOY SNOWBUNNY KEKOLD MARVEL/DC PRIDE MONTH MUSIC SUCH AS "Reidi", "Wild Tomfooler E", EVERY SONIC DB TRACK AND OF COURSE, THE SUMPTUOUS MUSIC OF THEREWOLF MEDIA'S MASTERPIECE IN THE GLORY OF MY MASTER KRATOS, Reidi."

It just occurred to me
That I've been through this place again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly die

I never will give up
As I attempt to cross this treacherous mountain
But again I'm falling off of them

If I only had actual feats
It would make it so much easier to destroy this mountain
But every time somehow
Every time somehow
Every time I lose

I can't defeat Deku
No matter how I try to dodge all his Black whips he just kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use I try to fight but I get Detroit Smashed in the end
I punch as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Deku's Gearshift I was helpless again

I'll try again, of course
But this is my plan
I'll chainscale and Swank up to universal

>*montage of Miles punching Thor, Hulk, Knull and the one above all

It just occurred to me
That my chain-scaling is barely country level
If I don't use Swank now I will never survive

I never will give up
But it's so difficult to navigate this world
And now I see that I'm playing with my final life

If I only had my one time powerups I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to fight with Deku
But every time somehow
Every time somehow
Every time I lose

I can't defeat Deku
No matter how I try to dodge his Delaware Smash he always kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use I try to stay away but he keeps closing in
I shoot as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Deku's Danger Sense I'm helpless again!

I'll try again, of course
But this is my plan
I'll have my fans lie about my feats as long as they can

>*EPIC GUITAR SOLO WITH A MONTAGE OF DEKU DESTROYING MOUNTAINS AND CITIES WHILE MILES CAN ONLY DODGE
Deku ga taosenai...