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part trees
>Feign being timid, crouch as prick's freaky multiclaw approaches to grab fattie
>Spring into action, run as fast as crabbenly possible up bastards arm and behind neck
>Clasp onto man bun with only claw, clamp like a vice on neck
>Yellow jew is now hollering for help in surprise and pain, as the rest of his culinary synagogue congregate on my crabflex
>One of them tries to pan mitzvah me, but I yank Chop's pony tail down with force
>Massive noggin blocks the attack, knocks him down to the aquarium instead
>Cracks the glass of it with monke sixhead, releaseSTROOGE a massive water wave
>EveryCrabIsFreeToFeelGood.mp3
>Fatass catches the arm of what is now my surfing board bound for the open ocean
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>Floating down the water, can hear many of crabkind cheer in disbelief as they float down free
>It'll be even more difficult once we hit ground, if we make it at all
>>But no more button-mashing and rhymin-crappin on my wat--
>Feel a claw tug on my only own
>Fatass cunt is floating down along with me. Can't even call her that after her help and, maybe inspiring a crabba into crabbing when it was needed
>Assures me we're not to terribly far away from a volcanic superisland; that life in there is good, and even that she's from the area
>Remember to ask her name

>"Kaniko"

https://youtu.be/VoYX85bSUXk

Welp, that's the end of my crabstory, crabnons. Eventually became a giant and radioactive during the nuclear accident on the island, and save for a few tales more, that's pretty much where this crab lies now, crabnons. Thank you for the love to the last thread, didn't had the chance to express so then. May the Klaw grip strong with you :)

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>>29115992