>hey, come voice chat, anon :)
>do so
>say a single sentence
>everyone instantly assumes I am German (they are correct)
>hey, can you say XY in German/in your accent?
>haha lol
>what? no, your English is fine 9/10, we can tell though
What's it like for you /v/irgins?

>>211832728
I already told you the answer. Jonah Hill should have said:
>at least leave the curtains open so I can watch from the windows
This works. Everyone laughs. Don't try to be something you are not. Own your flaws.