What's the closest we've ever been?

>>211832728 (OP)
You got a mouse in your pocket?

>Dicaprio? Brad Pitt? Gee, I don't know Ornella, they aren't really into...
>*quickly glances at her up and down*
>...older women.

>>211832728 (OP)
ok go to website

>>211833077
this
what a magical thread that was

>>211832728 (OP)
jonah is too fat to get close to anything

>>211832728 (OP)
>”Oh that’s funny, I have the same erotic fantasy, except you’re the one who leaves.”
It would be a nice callback to the reference to him getting sodomized by a demon in This Is the End that she actually started her joke with.

>>211833251
I don't comprehend this.
Matter of fact, I've never seen the full interview.
Was Jonah safe before the incident happened? Like, was he being cool? Antsy?

>>211832728 (OP)
I think the best solution would be to for Jonah to call Brad Pitt right then and there but I don't believe he has his phone number.

>Yo Miles drop a beat
*buf buf keh shh shh shh buf buf keh shh shh shh*
>AYO ORNELLA
>WHAT THE HELLA
>TRYNA DISS ME
>ON /tv/
>SO RUTHLESSLY
>WELL LET ME SEE
>IM A STAR
>IM GOING FAR
>CHOSEN BY GOD
>SO PLEASE APPLAUD
*get em Jonah*
>AYYO ORNELLA
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>YOU CLOUT CHASIN
>MENTAL PATIENT
>NEVER FAMOUS
>A NEVER WAS
>ALL BECAUSE
>YA SPENT YA BEST YEARS
>GETTING MOGGED
>SMOKIN POLES
>AND EATING FROGS
*damn!*
>SO NEXT TIME YOU COME AT ME
>BETTER COME IN NUMBERS
>MILES GOT MY BACK
>HE'S LIKE MY OWN BROTHER
>AMBUSH AND DECEPTION
>USE WHATEVER WEAPON
>IT WONT MATTER
>THE FILMS CALLED WAR DOGS
>BITCH, NOW THE COLLARS OFF
*mic drop*

>>211833619
Wow Jonah those rhymes were really...*snickers*...phat.

>>211833216
Wrong. In fact, he's so fat, he's close to literally everything.

Has anyone ever tried the translation angle? Like Jonah pretends that the earbud in his ear doesn't work, prompting some stagehands to come on in front of the cameras, distracting people. Remember this is live. There is no cuts. So once it's all sorted, she'd have to repeat the joke which is always an awkward thing to do and might throw her off her heels a bit and would (should) make it more obvious that it was a meanspirited thing to say.
And if she does repeat the joke and people laugh again?....You say sorry, but this new earbud doesn't work either. Then Miles Teller tries to defuse the situation by just explaining it in english and Jonah just goes "oh haha". And the interview continues

>>211832728 (OP)
I already told you the answer. Jonah Hill should have said:
>at least leave the curtains open so I can watch from the windows
This works. Everyone laughs. Don't try to be something you are not. Own your flaws.

>>211833251
This is it.
This is the one.
Now, how do we go back in time to get this quip to Jonah in time?

>>211833049
cringe

>>211833049
A man can't mock a woman on television. This isn't how it works.

>>211833251
Makes him sound homosexual

>>211832728 (OP)
>Cope

>>211834574
More like a round homosexual.