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8/4/2025, 12:14:40 AM
>>213351312
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more
8/4/2025, 12:14:40 AM
>>937979644
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more
6/21/2025, 6:18:40 AM
Anyone see 28 Years Later? Verdict?
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