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Anonymous /vg/533719608#533732421
8/3/2025, 5:04:26 AM
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Since uma musume have the proportionate strength and stamina to a horse, we need to first look at the horse stats. Horses can trot around 40-50 miles before being gassed and needing a rest in ideal conditions, and their muscle density is such that if one falls atop of you you’re getting a leg broken from the sheer weight. Converting to Uma Musume, they will not be satisfied by one to three rounds, especially when they’re in heat (which can last around a week). This means that you will be having a several hours to potentially an entire day long affair with an uma musume. There’s even reports of stallions mounting mares and having sex while they’re asleep or even exhausted, making your fate even more perilous. Using that information, if you pass out your Uma wife, if she’s in heat, will still fuck your body and the muscles in her vaginal walls will forcibly keep you erect and unable to escape. Sure you’ll be feeling pleasure until you’re feeling the physical recoil of ejaculation after the fifth or sixth round.

Tldr: sex with an Uma musume is a hellish experience that won’t stop even when you’re unconscious
Anonymous /v/717113936#717119417
8/2/2025, 11:35:54 PM
>Oh, your Uma lost that very important race? Well maybe you should’ve raised her guts more, dummy.

How do you respond without sounding mad?