>>81662804
Anon, no, it's true. I'm Mike's puppet-master spending all day concocting and spreading vile lies about him over the entire clear and darknet because I'm the devil. Mike's pure heart and nobel intentions make me absolutely crazy with envy and drives me to do all kinds of shenanigans to basically ruin his life in covert ways but I guess I've underestimated his superhuman ability to see through my deception, which infuriates me to the utmost degree.
Why can't I be perfect like he is?!?! Why God, WHY?!?!

WE AREN'T MARIA. NONE OF US ARE MARIA. PLEASE MICHAEL GET A SINGLE FUCKING GRIP