>>49743121
>What the fuck is this kind of solution ? Do I need to say that trying to marry a yook in any way is fucking retarded whatever the situation is ?
how is it retarded if its solves literally every problem he outlined in his post? Bob? wont even be within earshot before they catch his scent and tear him limb from limb. his chances of marriage? 100% using this method. his repressed homosexual urges? immediately and thoroughly removed at first contact. rumors of homosexuality? loudly dispelled every single night for the entire village to hear.

Tengu!