>>42354491
>portals only between Earth and Equestrian wasteland
>no monsters spilling out onto Earth and no armies rolling into Equestria
>portals are hard to find, but not impossible and only allow small groups before closing and moving somewhere else
>you can stay on Earth and pretend nothing ever happens
>you can track a portal down and make the jump
>you can do it twice and bring your wasteland waifu back here

Colgate's proposal:
She receives your 4 wisdom teeth
You receive entrance to Equestria as a unicorn masterrace and you get to bang all of Colgate's friends.
Sounds good?