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>get his shins blown to hell by a machine gun
>doctor figured the best option was to literally sew his miraculously undamaged feet to be just below his knees
I know it was pushing 80 years ago now but we're prosthetics just plain not a thing yet? Give him peg legs, for the love of God!

>all these "men are bad" responses
Methinks the board doth protest too much.....