I left California a month ago.
If you're from there an you choose to stay then you are a fucking retard.
After the shitshow with the Pacific Palisades and how our local government handles that, how do you think they're going to handle " le BIIIG earthquake"?
If they couldn't help the rich in a very small part of California what makes you think they'll do anything for the rest of the state?
I urged my friends and family to consider leaving too but of course they're too retarded to even think of doing so.

I'm moving to Minnesota and to my knowledge it's ticktown.
What do I do to prevent these golems from fucking me up?