>>63998874
No need.
Our Allgemeine Waren, Lieferungs- und Dienstleistungs-Invasionsgeheimhaltungsprotokoll (ALDI) already conquered them.
The Panzers will move further east, leaving modern roads, supermarkets and supermarket-sized bread and bakery shops in their wake.

Their opening hours will be carefully crafted to drive normal people insane.

>>105796730