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Was watching my bro playing Nightreign last night. He was Wylder and was carrying an executor and the bird. Gets 98%-99% through the Nightlord dragon Caligo and gets wombo frost procced and goes down for his first time in the whole expedition. Unfortunately the executor was also down (and of course 3 barred kek). So now it was the birds time to shine. The crowning moment that guardians live for.
He punches the ult and jumps into the sky. Bro breathes a sigh of relief. The ult could probably even kill the boss because its so low. Problem is the bird can't decide what he wants to hit once he's in the air. So he lands perfectly triangulated between his teammates and the boss. He did no damage to the boss and didnt revive either of them. So what does the bird decide to do next?
He holds the button, creating a field buff for no one. Immediately takes a blast of frost breath so when his ult time is up he loses 80% of his health. Starts panic rolling, *chug*, freaks out and decides to go try to revive the 3 bar instead of the 1 bar. Gets smacked down again, *chug*, panic rolling, holds up his shield and starts to desperately poke, gets flattened again, *chug*, panic rolls, shield back up again, frost breathed again and dies like a bitch.
I've never seen a choke that bad, the boss had to have less than 100 hp left. I was dying laughing and my bro is still seething about it. Bird players really are a special breed of dumbass, It's amazing.
He punches the ult and jumps into the sky. Bro breathes a sigh of relief. The ult could probably even kill the boss because its so low. Problem is the bird can't decide what he wants to hit once he's in the air. So he lands perfectly triangulated between his teammates and the boss. He did no damage to the boss and didnt revive either of them. So what does the bird decide to do next?
He holds the button, creating a field buff for no one. Immediately takes a blast of frost breath so when his ult time is up he loses 80% of his health. Starts panic rolling, *chug*, freaks out and decides to go try to revive the 3 bar instead of the 1 bar. Gets smacked down again, *chug*, panic rolling, holds up his shield and starts to desperately poke, gets flattened again, *chug*, panic rolls, shield back up again, frost breathed again and dies like a bitch.
I've never seen a choke that bad, the boss had to have less than 100 hp left. I was dying laughing and my bro is still seething about it. Bird players really are a special breed of dumbass, It's amazing.
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