Why are these Dominicans speaking Italian?

>Caitlyn Clark is more popular than Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge

>O'Neil Cruz is not in the ASG despite having a career season and putting up better numbers than El nino caca

>Mfw Kevin Love is still active in the NBA

Anons, I got a confirmation for a hotel but I never got a room number and the money hasn’t been taken out of my account yet.
Am I fucked?