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SF: Patrick Bailey went 2-for-4 with a three-run, inside-the-park homer to lead the Giants to a 4-3 win over the Phillies on Tuesday
ATH: Lawrence Butler went 2-for-4 with two home runs and three runs scored in Tuesday’s 10-1 win over the Braves
STL: Brendan Donovan went 1-for-3 with a two-run homer and a walk in the Cardinals’ 4-2 victory over the Nationals on Tuesday
TOR: Davis Schneider socked his fourth dinger of the season on Tuesday, helping to power the Blue Jays to a 6-1 victory over the White Sox in Chicago
SD: Robert Suarez tossed a clean ninth inning with one strikeout to record the save against the Diamondbacks on Tuesday
TEX: Jake Burger went 3-for-5 with a home run and four RBI to power the Rangers to a 13-1 win over the Angels on Tuesday
NYM: Huascar Brazoban tossed a perfect 10th with a one-run lead for his second save Tuesday versus the Orioles
CLE: Angel Martinez blasted a go-ahead grand slam in the 10th inning on Tuesday, propelling the Guardians to a wild 10-6 victory over the Astros in Houston

doyers

merinars

>>149687020 (OP)
bakespie :,)

dodgers

hehe

Jays

doyers

>>149686964
I’m a major gamblefag. I loved sports betting for years. Since they legalized it everywhere I hate it. Can’t go anywhere without hearing some 85 IQ retard talk about >muh parlay during every game

dodgers

>>149687026
source?

>>149686911
I like the Tigers, they're a historic team and it's fun to see them do so well. I genuinely hope they go far in the playoffs.

>>149687032
Yes and you are a real woman too.

Please fuck my ass

>>149687035
Gross.

FT
https://x.com/homerunreport/status/1942803623919956106
Yeah you can’t blame Marsh that’s a HR literally every other stadium

>>149687004
>>149687009
>>149687018
I don't bet. jujst talked to that gambling fag that night because he was watching the Dodgers which was the final game for him to hit that parlay and I was rooting for him because it was such an unlikely score. iirc he was an Ausfag.

>>149687046
Tigers will win the AL and be the next Astros type dynasty for 6-7 years

>>149687050
*fucks your ass*
ok now you can stop asking

Real talk of the real talker. Why are you engaging with him if you clearly know he's feeding more you's from you obviously? That retard is bad, but a retard who engages with a retard is equally bad if not worse. Then again again I expect nothing less from a Dodger and Phillies fan bickering.

>>149687048
just don't do it again in the future faggot :)

hey can we be nice in this thread

He must be stopped!

>>149687068
Only gay if you receive, and you been receiving quite a lot of seethe tonight from this good ol donkey dick!

>>149687066
>Real talk of the real talker. Why are you engaging with him if you clearly know he's feeding more you's from you obviously? That retard is bad, but a retard who engages with a retard is equally bad if not worse. Then again again I expect nothing less from a Dodger and Phillies fan bickering.

>>149687066
what else is there to do rn, woman?

Metsineriants took 2 out of 3 today
Cubgers can suck em

>>149687026
how is dying bad for you? it's your end? whatever, i drink like a fish, smoke like a chimeny, and do blow every weekend. i don't care i'm ready to die

>>149687063
They're infinitely more likable than the Astros despite Hinch being their manager.

>>149687075
2/3

jays won

>>149687066
Not my fault the faggot got mad at me for living rent free after basically spoiling the easiest prediction script that makes the like of Rodger Goodell blush over at /nfl/
>>149687074
You tell me totally real woman

>>149687080
Hello darkness my old friend

>>149687020 (OP)
Yu darvish gave so much inning and yet his offense never gave him run support </3

>>149687071
maybe could have been more tactful but this place brings it out of you. I'm not seething, just aggressive. hope I didn't actually make you upset.

>>149687084
methinks you don't actually have a firm idea of what is happening here

>>149687080
Don't worry, there's no way the Red Sox will catch the m's and steal their wild card spot
Ha ha....

>>149687092
>I'm not seething, just aggressive
So basically you're mad? That we already knew since Romano blew the lead for you boys. But knowing your silly ass you're gonna say something along the lines of "I don't get mad, I get even!" But seriously I can't really all that upset since you're entertaining as hell with all these sad excuse of posts lol.

>>149687080
>54% = 27/50 x 100%
We’re gonna need a bigger league

>>149687111
I don’t get mad. I get even!

I think the Mariners suck

>>149687072
>>149687092
>>149687097
>>149687119
Gay and probably a Lillie
>>149687074
>>149687084
>>149687111
Cringe so probably a Doyer
Anyway go Mettie Jetties!

>>149687111
idk what this is even about at this point since I'm not a Philly fan and wasn't pissed about the game tho I was rooting for Phi. our wires must have gotten crossed at some point. I enjoy escalating if I'm engaging with someone who doesn't back down but might explode. that's really all there is to it.

>>149687138
>I'm not a Philly fan
>tho I was rooting for Phi
So your a Philly fan.

What the fuck is going on in here rn…

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

Doyer fans are so fragile lol

>>149687151
Just Doyers losing and the Philthies making fun of the Doyers after being dicked by the Giants again since they can never beat the Giants. TDLR, gay teams felatting each other so nothing to fret about Mettie bro.

>>149687148
well I suppose if you want to stretch the definition to its outer limits sure

>>149687151
Phillthie lost
got mad at doyers
instead of you faggots that were trolling them
some doyers responded to the phillthie
and then something about gambling was thrown into the mix
and this is the result

>>149687152
I used to think this

Not sure what's worse. Fake Phillies fans or the "real" ones here. I'm just glad the only team worth a croc of shit that isn't dogshit is about to start their season soon. Only if that jew Roseman could manage all the other Phil teams ffs. Anyway go Birds, fuck the Phills, fuck the forever rebuilding Flyers, and especially fuck the Sixers.

>>149687174
Gambling is bad for you

The Doyers lost AGAIN? They are entering their fourth week without a win against a team with a winning record...Doyersisters, I don't feel so good...

>>149687152
EVERYONE thinks this.

>>149687151
West coast hours.

>>149687178
finna lose 9 straight into the break...

if you faggots think this place sucks now see how bad it becomes if the vagiants or poodres catch the doyers

>>149687183
Good thing the Eagles beheaded all the refs before the Super Bowl started to show the world what a Chiefs team is like without refs is like.

>>149687178
Maybe you shouldn't build your entire franchise around a japanese mercenary who only cares about hitting garbage time home runs and pitching 1-2 innings at a time

>>149687151
Real ‘toid hours

>>149687192
Already dogshit that all 3 NL California teams are basically locked in to the playoffs this year all thanks to teams like the Barfs, Philthies, Sewers, and D-Acks for making it possible.

>>149687194
Yeah I’m thankful for that. But every sports media outlet is already glazing the upcoming season as the Chiefs Revenge Tour. It’s very clear they’re gonna win it again

>>149687201
People forgetting my Resd per usual much like my owner did :(

>>149687201
LOL at the poodres being "locked in to the playoffs"

>>149687201
nah. everyone has their issues to contend with. the wild card spots are wide open.

>>149687194
Based

>>149687213
I didn't say they deserved to be in there. They get in because the teams mentioned made it possible.

Cal Raleigh, welcome to the __ _____s

dodger win even when they lose

>>149687223
Philly is better than both SD and SF with fewer holes

>>149687207
>But every sports media outlet is already glazing the upcoming season as the Chiefs Revenge Tour.
That's what they thought after when Brady beat them when he was a Bucc. Chiefs didn't even make the owl the following season haha. But seriously that o-line is still dogshit and would need the biggest refball for them to even make it back to the owl this year.

>>149687242
Alright now you’re just falseflagging

>>149687241
Gawr. Gura. Curse.

>>149687237
New York Metropolitans :)

>>149687242
Maybe do better against competitive teams then?

>>149687249
I just hope you’re right anon. I miss when handegg was enjoyable

>>149687242
>Philly is better than both SD and SF
SD maybe by a hair. SF? They about to be swept by them after todays game lol. Philly just loves to do nothing more than beat themselves it would seem.

>>149687261
Oh I already know I'm right. If there's one thing I know this upcoming season, The Chiefs and Eagles regular season schedule is gonna be messy as shit with plenty of injuries to follow, I just think the Eagles prepared better for the shit show to come than the Chiefs.

>>149687258
Kek what a bunch of frauds

>>149687250
>>149687258
>>149687262
they're actually considerably better but I'm not in the mood to make a tl, dr post. you'll all see it before the end of the season.

Really makes you think

>>149687280
Dodgers are the best

>>149687276
I'm counting the days to see the wildcard series loss. Gonna be the most fun I had since the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

>>149687258
>16-30

lel

>>149687258
All this shows is Phillies and Padres don't deserve to be in the playoffs.

>>149687287
why am I going to waste time making a quality post for you when that's the extent of your knowledge

>>149687295
the poodres just farmed wins against the braves, rockies, and pirates

>>149687192
Poodres can catch up to doyers if they get rid of our 2 dusty old bones catchers and triple A shitters clogging up our lineup. Also Merrill and Tatis Jr needs to wake tf up.

I think Phillies are definitely better than Padres, evenly matched w. SF or maybe a tiny bit better if Harper can recover from that injury properly. Just my humble imho tho.
t. Mets Centurion

>>149687307
Philly is a couple bp arms away from being near the top of the food chain

>>149687305
Babe, come to bed. You promised sex if the pads won.

>>149687312
1-0 white knuckler is only good for a rub and tug

>>149687312
Fine

>>149687311
That’s how I feel about the Mets too tbqh and maybe they need a bat unless Baty or Mauricio can get it together. Vientos looks cooked. Looking forward to a playoff race this season.

why are you people talking about baseball?

>>149687307
Not really and Harper is cooked for the season if not longer.
>>149687311
Lol fuck no, not with Kevin Long and his love of teaching his hitters to bat themselves out whenever a guy is on second base is currently running the hitting camp. Pen sucks, but the RISP is Black Mamba lethal.

Here’s a shit post to hold ya over >>149687328

Not sure if 2hu is larping back or anon husband is playing both roles now.

You gotta pound me

>>149687339
*pounds you*
There now you can stop asking.

>>149687338
2hu has been larping back for a while already

I can haz stovie?

>>149687252
are the mets the "weed" team? or just you?

>>149687307
>>149687311
>>149687334
Also have to take Dombrowski into account for his absolute nothing burger of a offseason when issues needed to address, and now we come to the game of which trade deadline Dombrowski we getting
>Option A=Phillies just go for another 2 month closer rental that ages poorly for the 4th year in a row
>Option B=Bring back Phillies legends like Caesar Hernandez/ Seranthony Dominguez/ Zach Eflin/ Nick Pivitta
>Option C=Give up the entire farm for Byron Buxton from what media heads keep talking about
Regardless of outcome, I see the Phillies somehow once again getting worse after the deadline in the long term.

>>149687041
>Since they legalized it everywhere I hate it
Chadifornia wins again

2022:
Prop 27: Legalize Sportsbetting to help homeless people! (82.3% NO!)
Prop 26: Let them Indians run sportsbetting! Give us an exception we are struggling! (67% NO!)

California doesn't fuck with sportsbetting. They didn't even bother in 2024 because they got raped so hard by the people.

>>149687237
...hall of fame

>>149687378
Idk I think a couple Msbros smoke the dank ganja kush too. The rally doink meme was real for me last year tho, going down the stretch almost every time I’d light a joint the Mets would have a big inning.

Hnng...gah

Who has the biggest cock on the Mets and Yankees?

sigh...

ugh...

Pee pop

Pee pop

wait the phillies lost? KEK

Everyone laugh at the Phillies

I feel pain

Dumps a vat of urine on the Phillies

Hi my name is anon and I’m an alcoholic

>>149687545
vodka or beer?

>>149687554
sotonian

>>149687553
Whiskey

>>149687554
What’s his NY Sweet-Spot % thou

APOLOGIZE to Jack Caglianone

>>149687682
you first for misspelling his name

>>149687682
Where’s that motherless prick fuckin queefs anon

I got a 3 dayer for reporting loli nude drawings on hololive night
go baseball!

>>149687730
how does that work

>>149687752
apparently false reporting?

>>149687760
>false reporting
huh?

>>149687768
yeah its complete bullshit, especially because they then deleted the image I reported 10seconds later

>>149687730
the nude ones got deleted tho. that's not false reporting

>>149687730
I saw this non-baseball images here on our baseball thread. (They also did eventually ban me for posting the Jamie Pressly Playboy photos). Anyway who saw that Mets come back kino??

>>149687775
I KNOW!!!!!!!!

>>149687780
I've been wrongfully (imo) banned several times in the past. just got to not take it personally.

>>149687706
Gonna wanna google that, Detoilet Tigger

>>149687825
it's Jac, retard

>>149687825
He means that it’s Jac. You had the surname right.

Oh

Jack is p4p the hottest possible name for a man
“Jac” is a name for an enby

>>149687844
Apologize to Jac Calzoneialiamo

ENOUGH with the anti-Italian discrimination
In this house Jac Caglianone is a hero!

>>149687894
I think it’s Jacques actually

What smells do you associate with baseball? For me, it's the smell of large soft pretzels roasting over charcoal briquettes.

>>149687931
Who roasts a pretzel over charcoal??? I always get a soft pretzel every time I go to a game :)

>>149687931
double bubble and musky jock straps

>>149687952
>Who roasts a pretzel over charcoal?

Vendors at Yankee Stadium do

shut up ‘toids

>>149688006
Ahit I haven’t been to Yankee stadium since probably 2014 but that sounds tasty.

that funky muncy

I honestly don't even blame the Phillies for losing that game, the way that ball hit the wall was pure luck. God himself decided he wanted the jints to win that night.

>>149688245
Romano could have always just not put the tying runs on and then given up a nuke though lmao.

>>149687931
That exhaust and hot asphalt highway smell. When I was a little kid playing house league we played at a field next to the highway for years.

>St. Louis 4, Washington 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>149687345
Why don't you look at me during

>>149686324
I can't stand Romano, I made the right choice

>>149687730
Welcome back, thank you for your hard work at the prison.

Here's your reward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxeZWTGbwM

>>149689319
Thank you friend, but lets double it and give it to the next person

>>149689319
Gay porn link (Japan) do not click

>>149689347
yes i will

>>149689355
If you hit me, I'll hit you back twice as hard.

https://schedule.hololive.tv/

>>149689406
Is Dave Concepcion related to Immaculate Conception?

>>149689428
do they censor the penis going into man ass in gay JAV?

>>149689488
How about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfilQVNlozo

>>149689503
That’s a legitimate question, the members of this general have a right to know!

>>149689509
Anyway, let's watch this video together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfilQVNlozo

Now thay the Barves will be selling, who gets who?

GAY AV lolol

>>149689664
Currently over 60,000 viewers
BAUBAU

So who is gonna trade rape the Buccos for O’Neil Cruz?

Patrick Bailey is the first catcher to hit a walk off inside the park home run since 1926. Also Winky is a Sarah Langs fan ;)

Listen to me Mariners!!! My Tigers, The Yankees, Astros, Rays, and the Bluejays will do whatever it takes to make sure you get in the playoffs! You hear me! We won't lose a series to you but damnit! We will beat up everyone else around you!

Mariners! Don't give up hope! Your frens are with you!!!

FINALLY a long overdue management change. Maybe now the rebuilding can actually start.

>>149687931
Leather

>>149690523
Walgreens is really trying to turn it around. First the 1,200 store closures and now a management change.

>>149690653
Wow that's a lot of failures! Very similar to your joke.

>filthies
kekkini

>>149690671
His joke was a lot of failures?

>>149690677
>blows lead
>running walk off hr

gm

Lmao get fucked Raidel you dirty traitor

>>149687020 (OP)
Doyers

>>149690915
Bends you over and Bares your bottom

>>149691214
We were able to win thanks to Raidel.
Hanshin is as strong as ever, and firmly in first place.
Sato Teruaki is almost certain to be the home run king.
Morishita is also amazing.

>>149691338
unfortunately NL OF is the deepest position in mlb

>>149691361
Actually, my asshole is the deepest position

>>149691314
I wonder if Franimal will catch up in the PL, he has been too hot lately. Teru will certainly win the CL though.

tigher? damn near killed her lmao

>>149687041
I went to a bar to watch the Bills Chiefs game last year and sat next to a guy who spent the entire game telling me about his sports bets. I already hated this shit but man it's amazing how they roped in all these broke young dudes.

Zoomettes are out there partying, fucking, traveling the world, and their male counterparts are sitting on their goyphone and betting their hard-earned money on obviously rigged sports like the NFL.

Thank you Cub and White Sox fans for making a better Chicago for everyone.

Heil Schlittler

>>149691403
MOKO-CHAN, don't say such nasty things.
How will Suarez have the nerve to meet Ohtani at ASG?

>>149691574
this is everything, and im here for it

>>149691574
Gay travelers from Wisconsin no doubt. Round here Cubbie way we just give em the space, smile and nod, bless their hearts, and go about our straight days

>>149691338
>hitting .203/.314/.410 with 16HR and 36 RBIS
mid and does not deserve the be an allstar

>>149687392
Sports betting tax revenues are insignificant because the margins are so small. CA would probably make like $300M off sports betting

>>149691822
Wrong.

>>149687392
I want to sports bet in CA, but I'm okay with the ban after seeing how cooked younger kids are with it.

>>149687392
Doesn’t make sense tbqh. California has casinos and card rooms and horse racing everywhere

>>149691822
yea that's totally untrue:

https://igamingbusiness.com/sports-betting/online-sports-betting/new-york-online-sports-betting-revenue-record-may/

New York (closest state to CA in terms of population and culture) had $250M in betting revenue in May alone.

In terms of taxes, New York got almost $900 million last year:
https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-hochul-announces-mobile-sports-wagering-generated-862-million-new-york-state-its

Fire Rob Thompson

>>149690915
gm

He ain't even gay

YES FUCK YES GAMBLING. I JUST LOVE DONATING MY MONEY TO BOOKIES. FUCK YEAH LOCKING IN MY TEN LEG PARLEY RIGHT NOW. GET THIS MONEY AWAY FROM ME. I DONT FEEL ANYTHING UNLESS IM LOSING MONEY TO THE BOOKIES. WOOOOO GAMBLING. YOU SEE THE NEW DRAFTKINGS SPONSOR OHHH BOY AM I CASHING THAT IN. FUCK YEAH GAMBLING I LOVE BEING HUNCHED OVER LOOKING AT SPREADS. YO GUYS DID YOU SEE THIS BET HOLY FUCK WERE ALL GONNA BE RICH. LOCK IN THE SLIP PUSSY YOU WANNA BE RICH RIGHT? LOOK AT THIS GUY HE JUST WON A MILLION BUCKS. IM GONNA WIN A MILLION BUCKS. I LOVE GAMBLING SO MUCH FUCK YEAH GAMBLING.

If you or a loved one have become addicted to gambling, please call a hotline.

>>149692146
which one?

I take $100 to the slots sometimes but also look down on sports bettors. Although I am also 1/1 in my sports betting career. I'm gonna win a million bucks!

>>149692176
I dont think there is anything wrong with going to a casino once in a while and dropping some money. It's a vice, and you shouldn;'t do it that often, but there is a reason why for most of human history these vices were put out of sight for most people in the "red light district" and everyone knew what they were doing when they went to them, or could avoid them easily. It wasn't in your face 24/7 every waking moment.

>>149692214
Nothing wrong with a cheeky bet every once in a while. But I've had a couple coworkers who once they found out I'm a big sports fan would come up to me daily with their stupid fucking bet slips asking "dO yOU ThINk ThIS wiLL HiT??" made me hate sports betting

What the FUCK is going on here? How is this even real!?

Why is Jordan Romano still on this Fucking team?

>>149692443
Fucking Clownshow ballpark.

Bigelow bros I hit it big

>>149692443
>Jordan Romano
94mph meatball

GM. Yankees won that game btw.

>>149692443
Where the hell is the Left fielder? it's rolling his direction, is he just standing in place watching this all go down?

>>149692443
Darsh should have jumped for that ball

gm

>>149692397
like I said, it's fucking crazy how so many 20-something guys are wasting their disposable income on this shit. Instead of going out and traveling and experiencing shit they're sitting at home trying to hit SGPs.

>>149692681
gm

>>149692570

That's adorable.

Sincerely,
The Toronto Blue Jays

>>149692505
this is an arizona tea general

>>149687931
Fresh cut, dewy grass, hot dogs from the concession stand steaming while wrapped in aluminum foil, and leather.

>>149692470
Bro, this would have literally been an HR in every other park out there. The "clownshow ballpark" actually gave you a chance here.

>>149692505
every time I see Bigelow I think of Joe Torre

>>149692880
>Joe Torre
he was an mvp for my cardinals

>>149692927
cute

Damn. Did the Dodgers lose again?

Fucking Umps are up to their old ((())) tricks again. They just don't even give a flying Fuck do they?

>>149692997
yeah

>>149692443
kino

>>149692862
>he doesn’t make his own iced tea
>>149692880
He played for and coached my Mets

>>149692443
Is that the Phillies' closer?

>>149693021
>ump soicard
dude look at that fucking thing. It shows that both pitchers figured out the ump's strike zone and adjusted and it balanced out. This is how baseball has been played for 150 years

lmao the dodgers suck

>>149692443
good on Marsh for hustling over there, he came in a little too hot with the unfortunate carom that ball took off the wall.

>>149693149
literally no ass.

>>149693119
Don't defend the umps you fag

>>149693119
Yea I’m fact posting this one

>>149693180
well yeah, they eat rice and cabbage with the occasional small piece of fish
this is what most women looked like until mass produced slop became a thing

>>149693244
imagine the smell

>>149692443
I am so tired of this man’s pitching decisions

Why are there so many Umpire Brownshirt Bootlickers on this Fucking forum? Are they just Fucking trolling us!?

>>149693244
so a race of malnourished assless women, got it.

you wish your women looked like this

>>149693425
>tf
>tp

Someone please Deport this bugposter

>>149693425
holy fug who is this

>>149693448
It’s me.

>>149693448
eunbi
she went viral again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfwQ2fe7LH0

>>149693484
this women eats the sloppa

>>149693425
keep it baseball related

>>149693425
>>149693484
Please appear in JAV soon!

togers have the best record in baseball. thoughts?

>>149693504
rip

>>149693484
nice

>>149693570
i need someone to add saddam hussein to this

>And I ask you friend
>What’s a fella to do?
>cause her hair was flat and her ass was too.
>Yea I traveled around
>I been all over this world
>boys, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like a bug faced girl

>>149693425
You get a pass this time anon. This one is actually hot.

NPB Results

>>149693967
NPB Standings

>>149693987
MLB American

/mlb/ is an umpie general

>>149694006
MLB National

>>149693425
That's a man

>>149694006
my jaysies

>>149694025
fact check: true

>>149694025
Call is confirmed

>>149694087
why do umps not get the same scrutiny as players for juicing?

>>149694105
their job doesnt require physical performance

>>149694006
don't care
>>149694031
based

blue bootlickers deserve the rope.

>>149694140
>their job doesnt require physical performance
they have the most physically demanding jobs because they are involved with every play

>>149694204
this was done during a live at bat btw

>Mets are on ESPN today
fucking why??

>>149694105
Do umps even get drug tested?

>>149694256
Why would they? If anything they're probably encouraged to take TRT. I know most refs in NFL do. They're all jacked all of a sudden

>>149694256
Yes and they’re given stimulants and a bottle of vodka if they come up clean

I'm still not Fucking over this either! We got SCREWED on back to back nights!

>>149694438
>fill buzzi

>>149694438
I didn't watch the game last night. Was the zone screwed again?

For me it’s the strike ‘em out, throw ‘em out double play.

you know the situation terry

>>149694025
agreed

>>149688245
>>149688982
Every real Philly fan knew we were going to lose when Roman went back out. Either Thomson is a retard (probable) or he fucking hates Jordan Romano and wants to see him fail. There's no rational explanation possible as to why he keeps putting that loser in close situations.

>>149694564
yessuh

This is an umpire-affirming general. Please do not disparage the umpies, they are a protected class.

>>149694438
MotherFucker.

>>149694673
yep, this ones going in my umpkino compilation

>>149694659
OUR ASS IS IN THE JACKPOT NOW

>>149694673
>out
>down
>down

>>149694031
KBO Results

Chadwick is an insane name for a brotha

ate Whinging
ate Whining
ate NY
luv me Calls
luv me Zone
luv me Umps

>>149694673
Just because he didn't hit the target doesn't make it not a strike! So sick of these Umps like "Oh the catcher had to move his glove to the other side of the strike zone." If it's in the strike zone it's a Fucking strike!

>>149687305
>Poodres can catch up to doyers
In your dreams Paco.

Thoughts?

>>149694751
only two chadwicks ive ever heard of are the baseball catcher and the black panter and theyre both brothas it's a black name white kids are named chad not chadwick thats a fake fancy black name based off an old white name like marquise or something

>>149694809
kys

>>149694798
Who the fuck is Rob Dibble and how is Bauer a clubhouse cancer? Puig, Machado, and Manny Ramirez should be on that list.

>>149694798
>no JD or Papelbon
shit list

>>149694809
I thought Doyerpacos love Hololive? Why did they leave after the game?

>>149694815
I got a buddy who is black and his parents named him Taylor so no one would know he was black on an application if they only looked at his name.
Maybe this is the reason?

All this umpire talk has ignited the itch in my soul I've had for years. I'm going to follow my dreams, I am quitting my 6-figure PM job and applying to the Hunter Wendlestedt Umpire School.

I have enough in savings to pay for the school and get by as a minor league umpire for a few years, I'll grind away and earn my place and one day I'll live my dream as an arbiter of balls and strikes in the show.

My first game behind the plate I will immediately eject the first person who questions one of my calls as a show of dominance.

>>149694809
Aren't some of the Astro players into Hololive? Why didn't they stay in the dugout after the game for this?

>>149694850
https://youtu.be/JKc_q30h8Kw?si=WfnDHyzuOyAp5aTk

Tbf this is hilarious but this was the first game back after a suspension lmao

>>149694861
Yea I was surprised no papelbon tbqh
>>149694850
It’s pretty well known that Bauer wasn’t liked by his teammates.

gm mariners nation, i finally depression showered

>>149694850
rob dibble was a notorious hothead best known for this crashout against a superior buntchad

it's up!

>>149694898
with that attitude, welcome aboard

my jays

>>149694798
>trevor bauer is a clubhouse cancer because he didnt rape 3 women

>>149695025
https://youtu.be/lJkhKBKg9MM?si=2cZlPv393KUFUu43

He also fought Lou Piniella after a disagreement off over a post game interview once. Piniella started it though.

I imagine that barves pitcher that pissed off all of the bronx was probably a locker room cancer too

>Trevor Bauer is such an awful pitcher he is dead last in ERA among qualified starters in the NPB this year

Bauer could be a living saint and the greatest clubhouse guy of all time and he still wouldn't get a MLB job because, get this, he fucking sucks at pitching.

>149686608

Are the giants the meme magic team this year?

Does anyone have any similar wacky endings to games in webm fom?

>>149695069
I've never been so happy to see Edman in the lineup. Este is a wild card tho.

>>149695195
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149695069
>Assnow is back
sweep confirmed

>>149695221
>That Funky Muncy
Allegedly Outman is also getting glasses to wear at the plate. So maybe that'll help.

>>149695281
The Los Angeles Bifocalgers!

>MLB has announced they will use the ABS challenge system in the 2025 All-Star Game
Fuck yeah, a good change for once.

>only for dodger players
>gotta make the investors happy

>>149695617
Why did MLB award the ASG 4 years after it was suppose to host it in 2021?

kershaw got pissed at outman

>>149693180
literally a perfect ass, tyrone

>>149687035
Based.
>The girl, not the doyers.

Gonna watch the alleged majesty that is Shohei Ohtani

>>149695191
Don't have a webm of it but here's when the Giants walked it off on a little league HR

https://youtu.be/v0NdhOOUGnM?si=WBafDe1mBIA2ZeQD

>>149695774
>Landry

>>149695849
all of them are proud dodger fans unironically

>>149695774
this woman has an ass
the pants try their best to hide it

Win streak starts today, ITFDB

#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.

>>149696002
Pasadena's very own :)

Good Ohtani ab

>strikeoutani
>losingstreaktani

Judge > Ohtani. Subject to change.

>glasnow
just don't get injured pls

three up three down, with glassarm going on the bump

Maybe it's just me but I think Ohtani is a pretty good ballplayer.

I think the DOYERS need to the field and have fun out there!

It's time for Blue Jays béisbol

>>149696134
Just 4 gay dudes staring at each other.

Da Bears
Da Blackhawks
Da Bulls
Da Cubs
Da Pars Saint-Germain

>>149696161
>PSG
I like Khvicha and Vitinha but why that club?

we're getting swept, arent we?

>>149696161
Your shithole has a soccer team, you know.

>>149696161
The Chicago Parisians?

I was nervous there, but Glasnow gets the 1-2-3 inning.

>>149696267
mookie was trying his best to fuck it up

Cam on Doyers score sum fackin runs

Dude at the brewers game is based

Freddie Walkman

>>149696122
That's Hitler to you.

>rojas batting 7th
who's batting 8th and 9th?!

my doggie doos can't catch a break

>>149696207
Just admit to yourself that PSG are the /goodguys/ of world football. Every time you fire up FIFA (FC) and go into Manager mode, you set the scouting instructions to “World Class” under 24 and “World Class Prospect” under 22. PSG, after initially learning their lesson by buying a bunch of washed prima donnas, went out and bought the best young prospects and play the most exciting style of football. They are BvB with infinite oil money. The Parisian marches on.

>>149696353
you don't want to know..

>>149696353
>ruiz
>OUTman
it's bad.

>>149696373
>>149696369
bros...wtf

great decision there rojas

>>149696227
>jay sutley

THE Colorado Rockies.

Once again Rojas thinking he's the main character

we're getting swept, arent we?

>Mets getting rained out tonight
Looks like it's a Death Stranding and SF6 for me

>Walk
Here it comes

>>149696430
I look like this

>>149696353
>>149696369
>>149696384
Do you want to trade Rojas'

>>149696461
Gawr. Gura. Curse.

The Lauer Hour is here!

hololive curse is real

>>149696479
Makes no sense

The Dodgers will be good again when they get Saba on the jumbotron

>>149696494
I hear you like curses.

>>149696368
I dont think there are any /goodguys/ left imo (atleast in knockout CL stage) but PSG this year was a very fun and enjoyable watch. PSG is basically my FM saves after I out grow money issues.

divegrass goes to >>>/trash/

Literally shut up about your gay soccer shit

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45690005/mlb-2025-midseason-grades-all-30-teams-astros-tigers-cubs-dodgers-mets-yankees

Its up!

>ESPN
No thanks

>>149693967
when is bauer pitching?

>>149696457
The Orioles and MLB should have looked at the weather and moved this game to 1 pm. It will be 80s and sunny for the next few hours. They could have gotten this game in easily, but no they're braindead.

>Assnow
welcome back

go go go

Kek Glassnow already throwing a fit.
It's over
GG Brewbros

>>149696599
>Doyers B tier

four more years of this by the way

gidp plz

WHAT DO WE WANT!

ASS!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT!

NOW!

ASS! NOW! ASS! NOW! ASS! NOW!

>Adrian Houser just puked in the dugout between innings
Typical White Sox

>>149696569
Kvaratshkelia and Vitinha are the /goodguys/ and the point of every sport, besides supporting your local team, is watching a young team with limitless potential draft their success and become a dynasty while playing fun football/baseball/basketball/hockey/American football/etc. Like I said, PSG is Dortmund with infinite oil money.

>>149696620
agreed

What a sexy bunt

>>149696654
They're grading on a curve

>>149696664
Hopefully the dryline off the lake will spark more storms and the game can be rained out.

kek gaysconsin

>>149696663
Chop on, brutha!

That could have been way worse

got out of that one

>NL Division leaders (minus the mets) are all frauds
kek

>>149696669
I like your POV anon, I will still religiously support my local tho

>>149696633
>failed to scores with bases loaded and only 1 out

>>149696726
they'll get him in the next inning, don't worry

>>149696714
don't get cocky

>>149696728
fraudgers kek

>>149696735
Based fren. I guess I’ll start following the Chicago Fire too.

>>149696728
it's weird how the Mets have actually played better against >=.500 teams overall. That 28-20 includes 6-0 against the Rockies, so only 22-20 against everyone else. They played particularly poorly against the Pirates.

>brewerfags get free Culver's custard
jelly

he's out, man

Cute

>no runners on for ohtani
no...

>>149696699
if it happens after the 5th I'd welcome it

welp time to make lunch and listen to the game on the radio

Brewers are sliding all over the field to keep the Dodgers hitless

>>149696900
make me a sandwich, bitch

Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle in the sweltering spring of '17.

How does he do it?

Got bailed out by the ump there

>>149696920
'fraid so

>>149696997
stfu you shitter, it was right down the middle

>>149697028
Justin Verlander owes me a win vs. the Phillies.

>>149696997
is the area in between just a guess by ump or should they be called balls

What the fuck was this inning in Chicago

Female woman here btw

weird inning

why does vladdy keep trying to take bases he has no business going for

the doyer offense has completely collapsed

man this team stinks

>>149697097
the 9 squares are the zone. the faded area is the old area deemed within the "margin of error" for umpires, they're still balls but umpires wouldn't get dinged for a missed call in the internal umpire accuracy system. apparently they drastically reduced the margin of error zone this season though i don't know why all the apps still show it he's getting a demerit for that for sure.

>>149697170
shed all those pounds to run fast

>>149697170
hes gotta do something for 500 million

>>149697199
interesting I didn't know there was such a thing in place to keep the umps accountable.

>>149697028
>National: ESPN

>>149697171
Freddie and Mookie look gassed, and the middle is out.

WHY AREN'T THE DODGERS SCORING

Cam Shittler makes his debut today

4 innings pitched
7 hits allowed
6 earned runs allowed
3 walks allowed
4 K's
2 Homeruns allowed

Takes the loss

Calling it

riveting television

>>149697232
of course there is. its the same thing they use in the minors with the minors umps to see who to promote. they all know who the best umpires are skill wise, everyone knew pat hoberg was the best balls and strikes ump even before faggots started posting ump scorecards on twitter. it's just once you make the majors the union bullshittery takes over and performance doesn't matter anymore. when the playoff ump announcement drops its never the top performing umps, it's based on union seniority, which is why you get CB Bucknor and his 30 years experience of being shit behind the plate in the world series.

>>149697393
Most surprising is it's scoreless into the 4th

Hololive sucked the life out of the Doyers

WHY DOES MLB TV KEEP GIVING ME THESE FUCKING SPANISH COKE COMMERICIALS I DONT KNOW FUCKING BEANER

>>149697484
La coca es rica

>>149697484
it's so funny i live in florida and like baseball so according to mlb.tv i must be cuban 75% of their commercials for me are in cuban spanish, I just heard "Ay-ti an ti" in an ATT commercial.

>>149697603
I LIVE IN FUCKING CONNECTICUT

SuSlu

>>149697478
That's not true though. They were already struggling.

>>149697709
Hahahah sucks to be you!

>>149697478
They performed better on that day, despite the loss, than any other day of that series.

>>149697709
fucking clam chowder head and apple eater! enjoy the seagulls

>ruiz dodgers
WHO

wow a hit!

>>149697709
I'll be driving through new haven in a couple weeks. which apizza place do you recommend?

oh FUCK he got a hit

Ruiz is fast

>>149697935
yeah but
>OUTman

Outman pls

plz just a measly single

you're NOT OUT, man!

>Lauer's got a blister
The Lauer hour is over

HERE WE GO AGAIN

pigroach time

problem?

Why yes we want to see an Ohtani grand slam how could you tell?

Fraudtani can’t hit with risp

Let's give the people what they want.

0fortani is due

Umps trying to help pigroach

>>149697914
Pepe's is the classic but I'm more of a Sally's person since I'm not a big fan of char

TAKE YOUR BASE, MR. OHTANISAN.

BALL 4
TAKE YOUR BASE

how much did the fundies pay for the umps to bail them out of a losing streak?

>>149698116
$700m deferred

Y E A H

>>149698093
dude, thanks, those were the two I was looking at, sometimes I just need someone to make a decision for me.

where is nu tho

Doyers will finish the season 85-77 going 29-40 till the end of the season

Nu?

>>149698349
How about you respect the game

new
>>149698383
>>149698383
>>149698383
>>149698383
>>149698383
>>149698383

>doyers

kek!