I don't get this company and their inability to promote anything that is automatically cool.

>genetically engineered woman with the perfect body
>can fight the Doom Slayer
>The suit alone should sell to young boys
>Metroid Dread was great and all, but why so little Metroid content? This series should have Mario level treatment and it doesn't.

Fuck Zelda at Epic Universe, find a way to put Metroid there.

>aw it's just gonna be another average Super Metroid run, not that important
>Ends up being one of the best runs in years
My knees....falling on their own!