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Previous thread is not done yet, retard.
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Brutal rng
MIG!
Mother Brain edition!
>ice beam version of the x-factor
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>>715120895I hated Echoes at first but I've come to really enjoy it
>>715120762The Doom one's very chill but it's also pretty isolated to itself
>>715120893Halosissies still have no rebuttal to Chad Warden.
The moonwalking is smooth as fuck
>>715120895Remaster fucking WHEN
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Dumbledore migged, calmly
The only Metroid I've played was Dread.
>classic, high skill speedgame
>classic, high skill category of said speedgame
>close race
>informative, entertaining commentary
>friendly banter
>not a single "she" or "they" running or commentating
>event immediately becomes enjoyable
It's crazy how easy it is
And yet it just never happens
ngl this run is making me wanting to try this game, the only metroidvania i've ever played is hollow knight and it was so average it hurt.
Just wanted to leave a Ronnie.
>>715120984go play the rest dumb dumb
>>715120984you should play super. it's extremely good.
>>715120895I'm only just now noticing the missile count and I used to always stare at the reflecting light on my copy.
>>715120984>The only Metroid I've played was Dread.Aside from the annoyance of the insta-kill screens, Dread is a very good Metroid game
>>715121015Nigga its not a metroidvania
Its metroid
>>715120962Dumbledore stretched his legs to the next thread, calmly screaming about the muggle snacks he acquired right after he used magic so he wouldn't have to use a toilet.
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>>715120895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6N0A1U_ZhE
>>715121015this is THE game anon, and the ending is pretty epic
>>715120984Super, Prime and Dread. I'm thinking about playing the original NES Metroid soon.
Super > Prime > Zero Mission > Dread > Prime 3 > Prime 2 > Samus Returns > Fusion > 2 > 1
Any runs approached this tier of kino this year?
This race is pretty fucking neat!
>>7151208952D Metroids: Super>Fusion>ZM>(AM2R)>Dread>SR>NES>II
3D Metroids: Echoes>Prime>Corruption>Hunters>Federation Force>>>>Other M
>>715120984Could be worse. For all its faults, Dread was still pretty good.
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>>715121172I love that Kraid has multiple pairs of 3D glasses on
Nice touch
Super Metroid is one of my favorite games ever made but I couldn't even finish Prime 1. I didn't like it at all.
>in memory of my friend
oh god
>>715120984Dread is good but you should really play Super and ZM, then the Prime games.
Stop making excuses and execute.
>>715121012>And yet it just never happensevery single super metroid run every single gdq event is exactly like this wtf are you talking about?
I don't know what mig means but protect trans kids!
>>715121029Whomp Comic!
I'm so glad he's back
I still need to finish Prime 3. Might go play some of it during the Doom Buy an Ad run
>>715121180>Other MWe don't talk about that game in here
>>715121187It's a shame they threw out most of the ending from Fusion.
>name is ARealCutie
>looks like a child molester on an episode of Law & Order
many such cases
>>715121015play it you retard
>>715121212That's Crocomire.
>>715121150Not even close
Do they realize that yelling "trans rights" over and over makes more people who were indifferent think maybe they should not have rights
>>715121136Every time I approach a series like this my autism demands I play them all, but Iām left with the same question: do I start with the best and accept that it only gets worse, or do I start at the bottom and work through the bad/mediocre to end on a high?
>>715121015Hollow knight isn't average. I'd say it's probably the best non castlevania/metroid game in the genre
But sotn and super metroid are peak, 2 of the best games of all time
>>715121225>console fpsi tried and didn't like it either
>>715121136>>715121180the only objectively correct ranking is fusion > zero mission > super metroid > everything else
even the doors are trans now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
>>715121015Super Metroid is one of THE video games, up there with Super Mario 64, Resident Evil 4, GTASA, etc
Go play it, you will not regret it
>>715120895It's crazy how much my opinion changed on this game once I stopped being so stingy with my dark/light ammo. It definitely is the ideal sequel that feels tougher than the original and changes up just enough to feel distinct while retaining the good elements.
>>715121354I prefer the latter to see the evolution of design decisions.
>>715121136>Prime 3 over 2Nigga wat
>>715121285>RIDLEY!?>B-B-BUT YOU CAN'T BE ALIVE! I KILLED YOU IN Zero Mission, Prime, Prime 3, Samus Returns and Super.>MY PTSD I'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE! HELP ME ADAM!
>>715121365The Wii version is pretty great with the pretty lightgunish aiming.
>>715121424>GTASAouted yourself a non white my man
Also that game sucks
i fuckin love metroid bros
>>715121354play them in release order. but you can skip 1 and 2 if you cant take it.
>>715121372no way man, fusion is fine but not even close to the best
>>715121423>it's been 10 years since that happened
>>715121180In no fucking universe are Fusion and ZM better than AM2R and Dread. I honestly think Samus Returns is waaaay better than both Fusion and ZM.
>>715121465*burns to death because the army told me to turn off the varia suit*
>>715121427>TUBES RIGHTSTRVKE NVKE
>>715121491me too dawg, I just bought this shirt from yetee
>>715121354up to you
my gateway was zero mission and it was fucking awesome. i still enjoyed the rest just fine. play AM2R too
>Oats getting fucked by super rng over and over
I remember being stuck in Maridia for hours. It was a hot summer day, like today.
Remembering that makes me pissed off.
>>715121248I can't believe I actually want to. How'd it get to this point?
Eddie with crazy good RNG holy shit
>>715121354Super is essentially a remake of 1. There's no harm in starting with Super.
Either way you don't have to play 1 or 2, they both have good remakes.
>>715121491it's bretty gud
>>715121571he's still keeping it real tho
Hot Take, I don't like MercurySteam's Metroid games. They're good no doubt, but not what I want for 2D Metroid.
The goat's washed, bros...
>>715121354The only bad one is objectively Other M and it gets better after that
Zero Mission is a remake of Metroid 1 and would be a great starting point
>>715121594His execution is better too
>>715121658dont grow old, kids
>>715121594eddie chad rng coasting vs tryhard virgin oats
remember this is the race race that decides if asians or whites are superior
>>715121631Return of Samus was bad, AM2R is a significantly better game.
But Dread is good outside of the fucking robot sequences.
this run is a reminder of how things used to be at gdq
I just realized it is low% and they can just fucking die pretty much whenever.
>>715121643last visible row, behind the empty chair in the middle
>>715121626He's fumbling quite a few walljumps relative to Eddie though, which is letting Ed maintain the lead.
>>715121696he threw the race after ridley
>>715121779yup
one of them dies it's just over
>35 mins in
>All four bosses already dead
What does the remaining 40 minutes consist of? Surely Mother Brain doesn't take that long
>>715120984Don't try to play super it's too hard.
I really hope Prime 4 is good
The whiplash of this being unironically an SSS tier run after the worst run gdq has ever had is fucking insane. Holy shit
>>715121814they have to do item pickups to survive Mother Brain's second form
>>715121814the estimate is really generous, their runs are usually sub 50 minutes
damn kid she isn't gonna eat you
get in there already
Anyone got something entertaining to watch while this is happening?
>>715121814estimate allows for a restart on death halfway through
>>715121834>I really hope Prime 4 is goodAfter 8 years, I just hope it gets released
>>715121814I assume since it's low %, it's pretty volatile, so a more generous estimate is required.
>>715121838this is now the nu-GDQ experience
Holy fuck the finale is Deltarune's demo.
>>715121814probably built-in buffer in case they both died early and had to restart
>>715121875Yeah you can watch the door. Reddit misses you
>>715121787nice, i had trouble even fitting him in
>>715121779there is also the "oh I used one super accidentally before Mother Brain, that's literally impossible to recover from"
>>715121834worried about Retro since most of the staff have long since left and that Harmony Project looked like complete garbage
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>>715121838I haven't been watching, I've been playing VIDEO GAMES
Has it really been that bad?
We haven't seen an RBO run in quite awhile at a GDQ.
>>715121824samus is so cool
>>715121904>Holy fuck the finale is Deltarune's demo.Yeah...
Imagine all the cringe donation messages they will sneak in
>>715121923i always appreciate your efforts
>>715121824Artstyle reminds me of the old 80s transformers movie. Kino
>>715121491Me too anon, me too
>>715121923Hello my beautiful watchers, today I will be speed running flipping burgers to pay back the king's alimony
>>715121834At best, it'll be alright.
>>715121834>Well into July>No release date stillAnon, I...
Okay did Eddie capture a leprechaun or something because that luck is insane
>>715121904Does anyone actually enjoy speedruns of RPGs?
>>715121953Sayonara mario was as bad as gdq ever gets. All trannies on the couch, trans rights ever 30 seconds, horrid commentary, and it was a boring kaizo hack that had tranny propoganda shit built into it
EDDIE CAN STILL CHOKE AND OATS IWLL WIN
>>715121491>tfw too lazy to play one of the best series of all time even though I know I'd like it>>715121904Games Done Quick kneels to the Fox.
>>715122056If its a game Im fond of, yeah.
>>715120984For me, its Fusion. Also the best Metroid game.
>>715121973Im just waiting for tenna to go live for purchase during the run
>>715122056Either short runs or comically long runs.
>>715121354The first 2 games are dogshit. Just play Zero Mission as the first game and AM2R as the 2nd one. AM2R is better than Nintendo's remake.
>>715122056a few
not all of them
they're hard carried by couch chemistry and explaining the tricks to be fair
LITERALLY ZERO MISSILES LEFT
WEW
Spamming shitty AI images is worse than random waifuposting.
I know I can't make you do anything, but I really wish you kill yourself.
>>715121286Yeah, though I didn't expect much from Spaniards.
Oats saving 30 seconds and being like 20 seconds behind Eddie, nice
Man this game has some freaky fucking bosses. I like it.
>>715122149desu I don't like any version of Metroid 2
They're both gonna pull through, right?
I didn't hear a single trans rights
>>715121423>yeah here's a good oneInsane that this happened
This race is fucking sweet.
>>715121904uh... kino?...
>>715122293it's glorious, isn't it?
the god run
Man i was rooting for oats.... but the chinese guy is pretty good.
well at least he has her OF wife/slut
>>715122343It's not over yet!
Love me some low%. Wanted to go to bed, but couldn't bring myself to.
>>715122367too late for that lazy migger
This is still such a good boss fight after years and years
Always annoys me when they do these races on original hardware and use different console revisions which causes shit like oats having dark and more blurry video out and Eddie's being crystal clear
kid looks terrified of those two fat chicks kek
any anons meet me by the black in a flash table
No way
>Eddie got lucky
You don't FUCKING say
>>715120840 (OP)OOOOORRRRRBBBBB
>>715120885HOOOOOOYYYYPPPP
>>715122237They're pretty nightmarish
FRAME PERFECT SYNC WHAT THE FUCK
Monkey Brain takes so long to kill, what was Miyamoto thinking
46 minutes suddenly PERFECT SYNC
>completely fucking synced
Holy shit SSSSS
WHAT THE FUCK
THEY SYNCED AGAIN
KINO RUN
How did the sync happen? Did Eddie miss a super?
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GOATS THE OATS WOULD SURVIVE
>>715121465>this fucking prick again, how many times do I need to blow your ass to kingdom come before you stay dead?
>>715122510he missed some charge shots
Eddie blessed by rngesus this whole run
>rng scammed again
kekarooo
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>stopped playing metroid 1 because of these fuckers
how did boomers play this shit, it's impossible
>Eddie lucks out even in cutscenes
holy fuck
>RNG on position fucking Oats again
>>715122565Play Metroid Planets instead.
IT'S GONNA BE DOWN TO THE WIRE
>>715121465It's so obvious the first draft of Other M was a prequel, but they forced it to be after Super so they could spam THE BABY.
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE ON ESCAPE
Lan.... I'm gonna sync up my heart with yours....
>Saving the animals
Come oooon! It would have been the one thing that could have elevated the run to the fucking moon..
FUCK this is what actual hype is
We finally get a race when they say its a race
GO GOAT GO GOAT GO GOAT GO GOAT
>>715122565No offense bro, but git gud.
the one type i want them to HOOOOYP like the good ol days they dont.
damn gdq really is dead huh
Only run I cared to even pay attention for was Resident Evil and everything else looked like complete fucking garbage like Pokemon, Octopath, and one of the shittiest Zelda's other than the Minish cap.
SThis race is way too close for me to take my eyes off the stream and read the thread, but HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK
>Oats and Eddie single-handedly saving GDQ
Holy Based.
>Oats lost because of a last second choke
UNACCEPTABLE
OATSANDCHOKES
OATSANDCHOKES
OATSANDCHOKES
Washed up oats.
Time to retire, old man.
OATS SISTERS... WE LOST...
RATE THE SUPER METROID RACE
>2 seconds apart
MY BUTT HURTS FROM CLENCHING
CHOKED THE GOD RACE DURING ESCAPE HAHAHAHA, still well done
Frames between them on a 50 minute run is wild
also asians superior to whites confirme
FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING SPEEDRUN
best run of the entire event
SSS TIER
Holy fuck what a good run.
Da SYNC babeyyyy
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S tier run. Even with the chokes, that was good.
>less than 3 seconds due to choking a couple wall jumps
>>715122795SSS for SYNCED.
Oats is WASHED
>>715122795SSS
2 fucking second difference
What a race
>>715122795HH
SSS+
WHATEVER THE HIGHEST RATING IS
>>715121423Ok, I'm a newfag, I don't get it
Is it because "lost my wife" referencing the chick who got drunk and fucked him at an event?
>>715122795S for Super Metroid
>>715122795SSS
best of the marathon by far
>>715122795flat S
really good race
>>715122795S that shit holy fuck
>doesn't even get mad that he lost
>Just says "ah I could've done better!"
What a GOAT
holy clencher jesus, ONE choke away from swinging either side
>>715122170The deltarune demo runner is non-binary.
Announcer is a trans-woman.
Couch 1 uses he/it pronouns
Couch 2 is a trans-woman.
>>715122795SSS
Unparalleled
>>715122795SSS
We are so back minna!
>>715122795SSS+
no contest
THIS is real hype
>>715122795Smokin Sick Style
>>715122795SSS
They SAVED GDQ
>>715122795SSS+
best run of the whole show
>>715122795S
will genuinely be the only S run of the event
>>715122795the oldfag in me loved going back to the roots
S
>>715122795S
SM continues to deliver, all these fucking years later
>>715122795SSS it was just beautiful
>>715122795SSSMOKING SSSICK SSSTLYISH
>>715122795SSS
great run, great commentary, extremely close down to the very end. what more can you ask for
>>715122795SSS
Classic game and perfect race
>>715122795S
Best run of the entire marathon
>>715122714SSS
>>715122795SSS
Best run in years unironically
>>715122795S for Super Metroid.
>>715122795S
I'm not rating it SSS because the last GDQ SM race was better, but this was fucking great.
>>715122795S
SMetroid is usually a good one but this was still the best race in a while.
>>715122795S
Finally a decent run since the slap game
>>715122795SSS
one for Samus
one for Super Metroid
one for Synched
>>715122795SSS. That was better than the historically epic r
>>715122795S is for Super
>>715122853i swear most of the super metroid races end like this, how do they keep doing it
is it just the best race game there is
>>715122853>FFRK stampman wtf, brings back (horrible) memories
>>715122795S pretty close
>>715122795S for SUPER, really glad I stayed up until 4 am for this.
Last second choke strikes again
>>715122795Nintenkiddies give it an SSS but I give it an A because it wasn't better than the Resident Evil 7 run.
>shoutouts to my offspring
get fucking btfo trannies
Oooo, that missed shot on the exit was a heart breaker.
>>715122795SS.
Literally the only run so far that felt anything like old GDQ when it was Games Done Quick instead of Games Done Queer.
Based race with a based end
>classic game
>two top players
>hard category
>extremely close race
>he/him couch
>no room for donation reader to interrupt
what more could you ask for?
>>715122983Music from that game was seriously underrated
super metroid has the sauce, not much else to it
>salaryman won
all is right
Was it worth watching this entire godawful week for that run guys?
>>715122892>The deltarune demo runner is non-binarysay it ain't so
>>715122979because if you get the number 1 and number 3 in a game that is one of the most iconic speedrun games around, you get absolute KINO
That's why common speedrunning games are the best, it's why this event used to end on Super
>>715122795SSS
Genuinely great run, these runners were fucking good.
>cutting off the credits before deer force
>>715122979The runners play the hell out of the game doing different categories and randos all the time so you're seeing basically the highest skill expression for the game on Earth live.
>>715123064A slightly closer finish, but that's it.
>>715120840 (OP)>missed the Super Metroid race>because I was actually playing vidyaOh the cruel ironing.
>>715123016NOOOO, I CAN'T BREED
>wife and kid
Trannies screaming and throwing up rn
wtf I want to play metroid now
>>715122795A
Only good run of the event
>aw it's just gonna be another average Super Metroid run, not that important
>Ends up being one of the best runs in years
My knees....falling on their own!
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>>715122892>deltarune>troon infested
>>715123078you have to know pain to know kino
>>715123005Still the best run in years
Jeremy didn't deserve that W
>>715123064shoutouts to all NIGGERS on /v/ to finish the night
>skipped the ending
Post ending Samus
just tuned in, anything i missed in the last 6 hours?
>>715123020>Games Done Queer.Topkek
>>715123169low%, they're not getting sexy samus
>>715123005>back to back best runs at a GDQ were racesRacehaters....our response?
This black guy has serious autism. Feel kinda bad for him because I know if I were one of the runners or the other guy on the couch he would be annoying me and I would feel bad about feeling annoyed.
>>715122892Eh I'm not surprised they're gonna end it like this
>>715123176you just missed the best run of the event
>>715123123Do it. Embrace pure unadulterated GAMEPLAY.
>>715122795SSS Absolutely kino from the front rows
>>715122795SSS again to offset this faggot
>>715123134
>>715123176you missed a legit great SM race
>>715123134Kill yourself.
>>715122979It's kinda rare at a marathon to be honest. There were so many races where people died during the run.
Thankfully this one delivered.
>>715122979this is what happens when you get great players in optimized categories
nothing like those 5 player leaderboards where dudes get a WR by 4 mins
>>715123194missed deer force...
>>715123018Trannies could never
>>715123169Fusion has the best suitless look
Rating gestapo please ignore this troon
>>715123134
>>715123176If you missed metroid I'd just watch that and tune out. We peaked for the week
>>715123194Super Metroid is based purely on time, % of items has nothing to do with it
>>715123146A return to form for GDQ. Too bad they'll do everything possible to ensure it never happens again.
>>715122795finally a SSS run
>>715123146Funny thing is they stopped doing Super Metroid runs because of that race where three of the four died and the dude in last place only just scraped through to complete it and the animals incentive.
>>715122795Garbage. Absolutely shit. There was no funny loud shouting commentators repeating the same catch phrases and shouting to donate every other second
>>715123176the best run of the entire event
>>715123176You missed second S-tier run.
>Literally the best run for years
>Followed up by a BloodThunder Doom run
Are... are we back??
>>715123202it's sad how kino races can be but they're so often dogshit
>>715122795S
Oats is always a pleasure
Why the fuck would anyone donate to a cucked American MSF organization?
This shit isn't my issue, this is on you American third-worlders
>>715123202Races are a gamble. If they aren't close they suck, but if they are close or have funny chokes but still remain close they instantly become high tier by default
So many good games today, it's gonna be good
This should have been the finale.
I have to reiterate
NOT
A
SINGLE
"TRANS RIGHTS"
MESSAGE OR DONO WAS SAID DURING THAT RUN
It was...beautiful...
>tony hawk 4
:D
>in 4 hours
:(
>>715123280it's dark ages, it's going to be arse
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>>715123169SEE YOU NEXT MISSION
>>715123078no. didn't even benefit from watching it live with the /v/ thread since my eyes were glued to the race the whole time
I'm going to bed now. Good night, speedfags!
>>715123078today was so fucked up but it had both of this event's best runs
light and dark
>>715123280>$992,436Sorry this run is about to get ruined
SEVEN
>>715122795A+
guess the fags are still autistic enough about Super Metroid not to fuck it up
POST THAT UPDATED GRAPH, LEMME SEE THAT TOP TIER RUN
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>>715122795I'm doin' him an S
>>715123297Don't you have a nigger to house, Felix?
>>715123313Deltarune is the finale because they can push merch for it
>doom
are we gonna see HuGOD?
>>715123194Sexy Samus is time based.
>>715123325Too scared when there's 4 straight red-blooded men on the stage.
>>715123205>>715123223>>715123243>>715123269>>715123273i can see the ratings but it has been such a shit sgdq that S rating must be just good?
>Reach kino in 2 hours
Time to recharge and play some Vidya before hand
>>715123134Sorry, accidentally hit the Z key instead of S. Meant SSS.
>>715123361Fuck them for doing it and fuck you for reminding me
>>715123313If it was the finale the donation reader would be interrupting incessantly and the audience would be screaming numbers the whole time.
>>715123359What was the other good run? Only other one i remember being good was re7
>>715120840 (OP)I'm guessing the VOD will be up tomorrow?
>>715123357based chiaki poster
>>715123297>americanAbsolutely fucking obsessed
There are thousands of American organizations but you decide to obsess about the French one
You are brown
>>715123340I thought his leg was a giant boner when I first looked at it
>>715123325absolutely glorious.
>>715123329>it's dark ages, it's going to be arseEvery steamer I watched played the first 2 hours of the game, and then dropped it like a ton of bricks
Melee parrying green orbs does not belong in a Doom game
>>715123194It's time based and the best ending is under 3 hours
>>715123395Yeah it's been the worst GDQ ever and we're not even exaggerating
>>715123395it's an S-tier run by early 2010's GDQ standards
>>715123329Yeah I can't say I'm a fan of NuDoom, especially not it's tendency for reliance on out of bounds to get around shit.
>>715123395That was better than the original OATS run imo.
>>715123194It's time based you IDIOT
>>715123379America is the brownest and poorest country on earth lmao
>>715123396>4 player co-op
>>715123414just click videos under the stream and click around the scroll bar until you find the start
>>715123395Naw, this was one of the best runs in legit years. Top tier marathon run.
>>715123359The slap game wasn't THAT great. It was pretty good but a meme game. I didn't see anything else amazing today
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AD, SGDQ?!
>this Lego add
Am I watching kiddie shit?
>>715123329It came out at a bad time for me when I getting tired of parrying everything
>>715123078No, but I'd say that run made up for one full day of shit runs. If there was one run like that a day and the rest were fat troons playing kusoges it would still be a good event overall.
>>715123361*sigh*
>HEEEEEERES 6 GORILLION FROM THE YETEEE HOW UNEXPECTED WOW TRANS RIGHTS
>>715123480>4 player legendary co-opOnly someone who never experienced the joy of Halo co-op could be as gay as you
>>715123380I'm not paying that kind of money for a pin, but it is a pretty good one for GDQ buttons. Their first 2 water bottles were good and I still have them, one was a energy tank. They've sucked and went up like $10 though in recent years.
-if I'm gonna "donate" I at least want merch, yetees tees blew this time and at winter, all the old artists are gone.
>>715123113>closer finishUnless you want them getting fucked by steam rng on the final screen the final lead change happened on the last real skill based obstacle
shouts out to the amazing tech crew
>>715123395no it was legit good
it would have been good even in AGDQ 2013
it had great execution, great explanation and great banter
>>715123479>says the one posting gachaOk gachaspic
>muffled "well i'll get louder then"
rare game and shout W
>>715123113If they got the same mother brain rng it could have been a near tie
>Melo leaving
BLESSED METROID RUN KILLED MELO
>my host brother
Microaggression?
MrGapeAndShout with another one of his bottoms
holy moly melo is about to get his SECOND million dollar moment after the dark souls II 2 million momentā¢
can we get some HOIP?
not that i'm complaining, but why the fuck is he leaving early? literally one of two weeks a year he has to work and he can't even finish out the final two days?
>>715123395It was an actually close race. Which is rare in general.
This GDQ has been absolue dog shit 90% of this week though. Too much trans rights and twitch mods jumping comments that aren't even rude.
>TROON the slop ages
I fucking sleep
>>715123325Everything just went so perfectly. Bottle that and sell it, or hire someone who knows how to make that happen more often
FUCK I MISSED SUPER METROID
how do i watch it? vod where?
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i'm having whiplash going from that run to this
Why the fuck do these retards always have to touch the prizes so much? You can see a cut on this guy's finger. Gross.
>>715123503wtf I love ads now?
>>715123673He legit died. Hygiene related issues.
Melo is alright. Has charisma at least.
>>715123361I'm going to bed on a high note, I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
im just here for the milly then im dipping
>>715123545Yeah, the Yetee shirts haven't been that good for a while. More often than not there isn't a shirt that I want, but if there is a Mega Man shirt I might want Capcom won't let them sell it to non-US customers.
The old Save The Animals shirt is still a favourite.
>>715123702>how do i watch it? vod where?https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2508533453?t=18h1m56s
>>715123461t. first gdq btw
>>715123396Reach campaign is a lot of fun but I don't see it making for a very interesting run. A lot of people are going to check out during the star fox/covenant corvette mission
>>715123395so many runs have been outright ads this year it's almost criminal, it should just say on the schedule and screen if someone is a dev for the game that they're running.
>>715123664Only jewyama and probably coolmatty live off of gdq, the other staff work I would guess.
>>715123236Doesn't Zero Mission also have some suitless pixel art? I swear I remember the zero mission art being really really good and pure sexo.
>>715123467>>715123473>>715123495fuck me, just my luck. imma watch it and have the thread scrolling slow so i can emulate you guys.
>Based game
>High execution by both players
>JUST enough RNG for some shenanigans
>Amazing gameplay by Oats to make up huge time, followed by a choke
>RNG set them a part by 2.8s
>Without that oat's would have won by 0.2s
Absolute KINO
SSS+
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This guy reminds me a bit of Andy
>>715122795SSS ridiculous run
How the FUCK do these guys suck so much ass at the prize segment compared to Sent
>>715123741yeah he's annoying a lot but unlike some of these staff people, he seems like a legit good dude who would talk to you if you ran into him at the marathon despite being a micro celebrity there
>>715123868getting a train ran on her by mentally ill incels as a GDQ rehabilitation project.
>>715123796>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2508533453?t=18h1m56sthank you for helping an oldfag out. i appreciate you.
>>715123879I fully expect them to bring him back to prizes, he was too good and Game and Shout is just miserable
>>715123673You didn't see the memorial segment at the start huh?
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>>715123395This was a legit S. Rating inflation is insane with how bad the events are these days but this is the first S I've given for SGDQ2025 and I gave it SS. It would have been a great run even in the classic 2010-2012 era.
>>715123503BRB enabling ads
bloodthunder, finally a cool runner coming up. Draqu is cool as well.
Ok I'm a novice crochetter, but both of those are extremely basic, the beanie especially.
I like the tiger plaque thing but is that even game related?
>>715120937>Take your meds>LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human LivesContradictory statements.
>GBA where Samus's tits are the buttons
Okay, I guess?
That's pretty sick, actually.
>>715123927Good for her, looks much better and happier now.
That run was so good it unironically made me forget the previous one even happened
>>715123931Sorry you weren't here for slap game bro
>>715123924nah man, im just tunning in, since i didn't wanna hear all the ORBS, and WAHAHAHA's until the metroid race
Did he legit died?
>That balding pattern
Damn son, I feel for him
>thumb print right on the screen
lmao
>>715123503It's an ad for the brown gacha spics among us. Scroll up he's right above you
>>715123359What was the other one?
Were there any other competently-done high-execution runs up until that SM race?
>>715123960Okay smartass, let's see a master crochetter speedrun Doom and see how "basic" they are.
WE FUCKING DID IT LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>715124012He retired at the end of AGDQ2025 iirc, but he's still showed up a couple times here.
Got the million not during a game thank god
>>715124056bitch slap simulator
ok that super metroid model thing actually looks kind of cool
>>715124061Super Mario Odyssey was very good
You know that MrGameAndShout's entire fist has been fucking wrist deep in Melo's asshole. That man was ARMDEEP in wonderboy's shitter.
what the fuck is this gay shit
this is getting too gay senpai
>>715124061pacman was obviously super high skill
>Trannies have raised a million dollars for an anti-israeli org
Why do 4tranners hate trannies when they're natural allies?
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When is the Yiik run?
>>715124096>>715124136>Pac-Man>High skillI'm going to have to check this out. Not touched whatever this Champion Ship edition before.
>>715124173John YIIK was at ESA last week. Uncharted Esa 2025
MSF and PCF are such cancer foundations to raise money for compared to something like ESA with Alzheimerfonden
NES block tonight is looking good.
Some good games and bio woman host.
>>715124132Who is the uke?
imagine if instead of parryslop modern """"doom"""" this super metroid was followed up by a classic doom run by a top 5 runner
Hopefully this run will be good too
>>715124215PCF is shit yes, but MSF does good work.
>how busted any% has cum
that prize segment got BT aroused
i hate doomslop, but bloodthunder is always a good run, are we really getting back to back good runs???
>>715124157Piss off Clanker. Go back to eating batteries and drinking oil
luv me Bloodthunder
simple as
1 milli dono begging dodged ez
>>715124290Hol' up, you know we don't mind a bit of cligger drussy around here, Sarge.
>>715124273>4 player coop Halo nextThis is the best shit all week
>>715124084ah, so there are no germs on the prizes now? Where is the SOUL
After seeing the light of a good race, I'm not sure how can I handle an ad showcase like this now
>>715124063that has zero to do with making a beanie tho. Like I've done a Magicarp one by just winging it cause I can't read patterns (I'm a leftie and my grandma tried many times to teach me)
I also can't speed run tho so good for them running doom.
I just would of double layered the metroid with some stuffing in it so it would be more metroid shaped so it looked more like it was trying to suck your brain out.
I'm glad he acknowledged that nobody enjoys baby mode any% nu-doom runs. At least he's self aware.
>>715124157I hate Israel because they are blackhole for my tax dollars that can go to so many better things. Also their belief system around the sabbath thinking they can out smart god with some fucking string on a pole is a fucking joke. Almost on the same level of street shitting.
They hate Israel because they are bullying people who would outright murder them if given the chance and given the ability to get away with it and they lack critical thought or any concept of self-perseverance. Just virtue signaling.
>>715124191this is a bit off-topic but i found it interesting. Namco actually released a NES demake of Pac-Man Championship Edition
https://tcrf.net/Prerelease:Pac-Man_Championship_Edition_(NES)
Who's this pussy? Draqu would have done a ultra nightmare run
>Started the timer a bit early
Oh no no no
>started the timer before the run started
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>Doom is on the easiest difficulty
>Both Halo runs are on the hardest
>>715124226>bio woman hostsatanherself and pippy are two of the worst hosts at this event. always trying to insert themselves into the run and will just start doing donos without asking whenever they feel like it
honestly feel like this current host is a contender for best host of the marathon because i've forgotten what he even sounds like given how little he has spoken (despite it bieng the 1 million dollar build up)
>>715124250That's disgusting, hit me back when ur ready to roll with the big dogs on Gundam Battle Assault 2
Why was DKCR so mixed on rankings? Was the mario hack any good?
>auto scroller to EPIC MUSIC
This is like a parody, is this what Doom has become?
Is there a Titanfall 2 speedrun in this marathon? That game is always fucking insane
>>715123838why are you posting Katja
>>715124271>providing medical aid to terrorists>smuggling migrants to western countries>"good"PCF is useless but MSF is a net negative on society
>>715124309Get a tramp stamp of the super shotgun
>>715124389why do people shoutout to tech crew when something goes wrong??
>>715124448There was, don't watch it
>>715124392easy runs are more competitive 99% of the time
>>715124448that was like last night
is this the whole fucking run
>>715124439Anons don't really like SpikeVegeta
And the Mario run was one of the worst things ever.
>>715124439>Why was DKCR so mixed on rankingsIt was technically a good run, but it was also SpikeVegeta at maximum obnoxious cringe
>>715124448yeah ran by she/fae
>people were looking forward to this
it's just a quick save/load glitch fest
>>715124465damn..... we lost another
>>715124439>Was the mario hack any goodYou should watch the vod for yourself, anon :^)
>>715124063Given an hour or so I could probably teach them to any% ep1 of Doom1.
>>715124469>run is just guy glitch warping to end of the level autoscroller x n
Holy shit, I didn't think nu-doom runs could get any worse. Literally teleporting to each checkpoint is retarded.
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>trigger demons
>>715124439A Plumber for all Seasons earlier this week was better
>>715124461Sarcasm. And as a running joke because it ALWAYS happens every event, every year, multiple times. There's just no avoiding tech issues when you are constantly switching setups.
>>715124456Sounds based to me
>>715124448Yes, fae was very hot and had unshaved armpits.
>>715123775>40 free rorus>still SeialessI'm doomin alright.
>teleporting with a map glitch
cringe!
guess i gotta play super on the switch now for the first time
>>715124448There was yesterday but only watch it if you're into hairy armpits
>>715124569Should I play Blue Archive?
>>715124565then donate your life savings so we get to two million HOOOOOOOOOYPE
>>715124439This is a spike hating board. Rightfully so.
>>715124567>Yes, fae was very hot and had unshaved armpits.
>>715124396>satanherself and pippy are two of the worst hosts at this event.The former was announcer for the Wild Guns madlads and pretty much knocked it out of the park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtO-jSyhOWE
>>715124061There have been a few but a lot have been ruined by hosts, couches, or just a cringe tranny runner even if they do have technical skill.
>>715124396you should've heard PuppyPlapper on oblivion last night and the troon that thought she was on the couch afterwards
Whole thread was ripping their ears off
>>715124597No, why would you willingly play slop? If you wanna see cute girls, just go watch anime.
>>715124597>should i play gachaThe answer is always no
>nudoom
doesn't appeal to me
appears to be designed for redditor wh40k fans
This game is actual dogshit
>>715124061Mario Odyssey was excellent
Cuphead was pretty good
>>715124567This is what GDQ needs more of.
>>715124597Give it a go if you're curious and think the girls are cute, it's a light read through the story and game only wants like 15 minutes of your time a day
>>715124628I'm ashamed to say that I so would.
I'M FRAME PERFECT
FRAME PERFECT
MY WIFE GOT THE KIDS IN THE DIVORCE
BUT IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT
>>715124597If you are a seamonkey, go ahead
>not at nightmare 150% speed
zzz
>>715124681Dark Souls invented i-frames apparently
>>715124512Oh I didn't realize it was already uploaded, dios mio, that's a lot of "she"s
>>715124456the kind of migrants who throw faggots off rooftops none the less
>lowering the fps to get the trick
lame cheat run
huh so this is the entire run
I liked when doom was just going around places killing demons as just some marine guy whose pissed they killed his bunny.
Willing to go into hell several times to make them pay and coming out fine every time.
All this nudoom shit just feels like some type of shounen garbage of being the le chosen one.
>>715124632she was ok in that run and the megaman one this marathon but fucking terrible in most others
>windows system sound
uh oh
This should be and nightmare at least, lame
is that windows noise from the stream or is my pc about to implode
I actually liked doom eternal but this game makes me feel nothing
>pc gaming speedruns
yikes
>any/all
Kill everyone in this fucking event
>whole run is avoiding playing the game as much as possible
I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY COMPUTER MAKING THAT SOUND, JESUS FUCK, DRIVING ME SCHIZO WITH THAT SHIT
WAAA A SPEEDRUN IS USING SPECIAL TRICKS TO BEAT THE GAME FASTER
>>715124817>>715124831shoutouts to the tech crew
Alright I am going to need some quiet time for this next trick- I GOT IT. That was actually one of the hardest tricks in the entire run
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>>715124831JESUS CHRIST ANON LOOK OU
Please Gaben release SteamOS so we can be free of this Windows hellscape
The wannabe-aero UI is absolutely fucking soulless, I fucking hate this trend.
That computer is gonna explode
>>715124863>why are they going fast in a speedrun?
>constant device disconnect and window popup noises
What the fuck is going on
>>715124772I liked Afrmy of Darkness after Evil Dead 1 & 2, so I'm not necessarily against Dark Ages. You're basically playing Ash but with a shield instead of a chainsaw and you're doomguy. What we're people's "objective" gripes with this game again?
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is this spyro??
Crap Doom game but I'm enjoying the run so far
>>715124597You think you want to, but ""playing"" gachashit only leads to misery.
>doom
>flying some mobile tier dragon
What the fuck is this flying bullshit
Why is there a heartbeat sound playing behind the game audio?
>>715125009Anon get to the hospital asap
What's the best single player FPS of this decade so far. I feel like even good sp-FPS are pretty rare these days compared to the past 2 decades.
>>715124597if you feel like it
but do remember it is a gacha
>>715124996>What the fuck is this flying bullshitI guarantee it was some high-up management retard's idea that the devs couldn't say "no" to
This game looks so animation-heavy.
>>715124695You shouldn't feel ashamed, I would too.
>>715124996turok evolution reference
>>715124959>clipping through terrain by flyingyup, it's spyro
>>715124996game was shitty enough without the dragon and mech segments, no idea what they were thinking
How many times was train lefts said during the Super Metroid race? I was so locked on watching it that I didn't notice it being said every 5 minutes like every other fucking run this week.
>>715123503I LOVE PITS SO MUCH
>>715125040probably some one man indie game like cultic
I know that shit doesn't fit Doom, but I really like the idea behind the dragon sections and the dragon itself looks cool. They should expand on the dragon mechanics and make a new IP out of it.
This game looks absolutely horrendous
shout out Hugo I'm gonna go get some cereal Martin
We love IdSoftware don't we folks. They make the best games.
the last FPS i thought was good was Crysis 2, the first half of Crysis 3 was pretty great too
>runner doesn't speedruns the game
>IT'S JUST A LET'S PLAY
>runner speedruns the game
>WHY ISN'T HE PLAYING THE GAME
you guys are retarded
>riding a gay dragon
They should put this in ESA since it's basically a spyro game.
>>715125125Maybe make it something of a panzer
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>>715124954Personally?
It just feels like borderline high fantasy bullshit now. I know the previous game had aliens in it or some shit. I don't think aliens go well with interdimensional demons and shit. One's paranormal and the other's massive sci-fi and they clash hard unless you intentionally write the world around it from the start.
>>715125167I think anons like when they play through the game... fast. Not skip the game
nu-doom was good
what went so wrong with eternal and this
>>715125114i'm positive it was 0
>>715125125they should have just made it a new IP
>a new IP? with a dragon? by the doom 2016 guys? well sign me upwould have done wonders for hype compared to the negative hype Dark Ages got
Crackin a bear on this full moon on the last night before weekend cringe
>>715125181>>715125147>that run was 25 years agofeel old yet?
>>715125212No there are autists here to seethe when people just play the game fast, they just call it a let's play.
>>715125260>Crackin a bear
>>715125234you fool, suits would never allow a new IP when theres a known name to milk
>>715125204>>715125229So that by default makes it the best run of the week so far.
>>715125114Zero, as I'm at least 80% sure I would have noticed.
>>715125135I liked dark ages but playing on easy and skipping the whole game is boring as fuck
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>>715125167>/v/ full of retarded contrarians that don't play anythingyeah welcome to last decade, everyone actually intelligent has moved on
just make fun of the trannies and laugh
>>715125234agreed, this isn't doom to me
>>715125167It's a fine line. If there's no interesting tech and it's just "play the game faster than normal", then it's boring. If the tech is so gamebreaking that you just skip everything, then it's also boring.
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Make this the next OP image
>>715125367almost, but he got a beer
couple of faggots on the couch with UMM THAT JUST HAPPENED tier humor
>>715124772I didn't get on with the borderline deification fanwank of nuDoom, both in-universe and outside of it with Hugo Martin wanting it to be a comic book game with jamming the Doom comic lines in, in a way where the entirely new audience started spouting lines that have been a meme for decades, except taking them deadly seriously.
Doom was at it's best when Doomguy was just some dude who was too angry to die.
>>715125045Looks like something out of the first Darksiders, shit's so generic.
>>715125373>If the tech is so gamebreaking that you just skip everything, then it's also boring.OOB glitches are the absolute fucking worst speedruns to watch or get excited about
>>715125407They're not great but they are way, way above average for SGDQ2025. They've spent too much time around toxic positivity trannies but they're not beyond saving, I don't think.
>>715123329Anon I must go on the record and say that whilst I doubted you, you're absolutely right.
This Game Sucks Ass
you don't look like you hit the gym, nerd
Can you turn off the helmet HUD? That's horrible
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Why is THIS the first thing on my yt feed? I dont even watch speedruns on youtube, the fuck
>>715125538Kek, first thing I thought, too.
>>715125538Most people who go to the gym look like that. You would know that if you went to the gym.
>>715125597are you using chrome?
>>715125597because you support trans rights
>>715125538the runner? he does actually
you're just too used to seeing roided up freaks on the internet
>>715125538>thinks everyone who goes to gym looks like ronnie colemanthat's a sign that you don't leave your house you fucking faggot
when is the animals doing speedruns section
MAKE A NEW THREAD ALREADY
>>715125597Youtube sniffing your twitch cookies most likely.
DOOM: The Dark Ages was actually incredibly boring, and the story was awful. I played it, beat it, and it was mediocre at best.
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>>715125674no, let it die. lets pretend it ends here.
>>715125663Black in a Flash.
>>715125662>>715125653>>715125609Planet Fitness is not a real gym so your sample for what a "gym person" looks like is invalid.
Hit a real gym once in a while, nerds.
Good to see I triggered a bunch of weak faggots with 0 progress though.
>>715125767use a real browser like brave
DOOM: The Dark Ages was actually pretty good. I enjoyed my playthrough very much. But then, there has been almost no good games for so long.
>>715125795>doubled down on being a retardYou will never get rid of your fat rolls you slob
>>715125810It's better than Zoom Eternal that's for sure
>you can destroy them for 20 gold
Can't believe there's currency in doom now, though I guess I shouldn't even consider nu-doom to be doom at all.
>>715125878>no retortThat kind of seals the deal here.
What the fuck happened to doom...............
>>715125737Faggot, you got me
>>715125917if you can look up and down then you're not really playing doom
>>715125473Some of them can be cool, glides in Doom are neat because there's not all that simple to pull off, they're not all the time and most of the time you've got work ahead of you to get back in bounds.
>>715125537I preferred fantasy Doom when it was called Heretic, or Hexen.
baking the new thread now...
Can someone do a donation from mysteryknickers?
>>715125991Yeah it does depend on the extent of the OOB
If it's just something quick to get around a locked door or something, ok
But when the entire speedrun is "Ok we clip out of bounds at the start, run around in blackness for 2 minutes, and then trigger the end of level" then fuck that
>gun that shreds skulls as ammo
this is just dumb there's a point where trying to be awesome is just dumb and this clearly passed it
>>715126076Yeah that's not fun cause you're just trivializing an entire map, and probably doing similar for the rest of the maps too.
>>715126143well i think it's cool. what now?
>>715125994I was just about to take mine out of the oven
If you hate dark ages you hate doom and western devs in general
>>715126143Brother you punch Cthulu in a godzilla Kaiju fight. The whole game is pure excess yes
got a new thread coming up in a second, no worries guys
>>715126143It would be cooler if you had to feed it the bodies of your slain enemies as you go
>>715126226Yeah, I'm cool with that. (I haven't played dark ages, tho, so I don't have any opinion on it.)
Ugh deleting my Isabelle folder
>>715126294see you later!
Alright guys I've almost got the thread ready to go
>>715126226if you say so then i am hate
>>715126294At last
Sweet sleep.....forever.....