Epoch devs are soft

Imagine not having DDOS protection lol

Your server getting hammered by the Romanian DDOS farm

Shenna and Crogge clinking vodka classes right now while laughing their asses off. Another competitor destroyed. What are you gonna do Gaytotes? Go to the Bong police and file a complaint LOL!
>"Deary me, Sergeant CrunchMcmunchkin, my illegal, stolen IP server which I was planning to monetize... Got DDOS'ed by.. by... The Russians!!!"

Crogge was right.. Epoch DOA, they'll beg for money next month.. weak staff can't handle it.. no cash for anti-ddos, no money for ads.. server crashed at launch like a stone into the abyss.. no way up from this pit of failure.. we're all going down with this sinking ship, watching it drown in real time.. NGMI