>make Archetyp account
>gets taken out by the feds before I can buy anything
>make Abacus account
>taken out/exit scam a day later
I didn't get any funds trapped in either but man it feels like I just missed out on the golden age. Now you have to navigate all these private markets and relatively unknown vendors to find the good shit.

>I regret listening to Saitnotas about hsr
>I regret sperging out about global passive
>I regret skipping Castorice and bricking my account
I'm sorry for being disloyal.

Give it straight to me, doc
...they'll never be able to top Sparkle's design, are they?

>"For the Sun is Set to Die" leaked OST
>start listening to it
>*sad piano music*
>"hmm hmm mmh hmm uhuh huh uh...."
SO FVARKING SAD

We are never seeing Remembrance ever again after 2025 right

>just got fired from work
my gacha funds...

>>528201986
>becomes cuckbait with cyrene
>gets killed off in the end
Stelle sisters...we're never getting a boyfriend...

Yeah I'm thinking HonKINO won

>>528065091

>>527191059
My small white pecker couldn't possibly last that long
3 minutes is all it can hold

>>527141057
Only fujos that like seeing him fuck mydei in the ass