>Video essay
>Hour long
>Whinny voice
>The most obvious jokes
>Muh real events to appear learned
>Is just a plot summary with barely any comments on gameplay or anything else
>Could easily be cut down to half an hour or less
>Hundred of thousands or millions or views
I know that the answer for why this shit exists is podcast culture, and people watching shit as background white noise thanks to that but HOLY FUCK

I blew up Rykad Minoris
Did I do the right thing, anons...