>>149437871
Superman has sired many children, many without knowing of their parentage. Whether this is to uplift our species or create an army of Supermen I'm not sure. But this would explain why some guy from Nowhere Kansas sort of looks like him if you squint really hard.

Batman is actually a super soldier clone created and bankrolled by Wayne Enterprises. If there were no Batman most of these villains would just be regular mentally ill criminals, but the existence of Batman makes them dress up and act out. Doing so perpetuates the image of Gotham as a crime ridden hellhole, allowing Bruce Wayne to buy up more real estate at no cost. When he owns all of Gotham the Batman will disappear along with the supervillains.

Spider-Man is a group of mutants that regularly switch out portraying the hero. Why do you think his appearance changes so much? He's a teen, he's an adult, he has four arms, he's black, he's a woman. They do this to turn attention away from mutant activity in New York City.

>>714242325
>I went from a 1070 to a 5090
Sounds like a poorfag to me