Pouring one out for closerlad

I am so fucking horny all the fucking time, it's insane. It's driving me fucking mental. How the fuck is an average 22 year old male supposed to deal with his life when it's impossible to get pussy but you're surrounded by insanely hot young women everywhere you go and porn just makes you angry at this point because it's teasing you something you desperately want but cannot have?

What the fuck is going on? How do I even begin to address this? Does anyone care? Would anyone offer me genuine support and advice beyond 'just deal with it' or 'just go get laid'?!