>Newton's third law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. This means that when one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts a force of equal strength in the opposite direction on the first object

when the first Chad came into existence it was an action upon humanity and caused the equal and opposite reaction which is chud(pronounced:**chood**).
Chad was born to a rich, sweet, loving family.
chud was born to a poor, evil, spiteful family.
Chad naturally got along with everyone. everyone liked being around Chad, he naturally attracted people towards himself. even when he didn't want to, people still flocked to him. even when he was mean, people forgave and loved him.
chud was repulsive, he was hate and uglyness incarnate. he naturally repulsed all people. everyone despised chud even when he had done or said nothing wrong. no one wanted to be around chud even when he tried his best to be nice.
Chad was lucky. everything always went his way even when he didn't deserve it.
chud was unluckiness, nothing ever went right for him.
Chad was pleasing to look upon.
people despaired having to look upon chud, the rare times he went outside.
when Chad set his heart on something, he got it.
when chud wanted something, the universe itself rebuked him.
Chad was born into wealth and made tenfold what he was born into and left it to his many offspring.
chud never had offspring, he was born into poverty and he died with less than he ever had.
Chad was an unifying figure all wanted to rally around Chad. he preached equality, fairness and justice to all who would listen. he even lead with example and practiced some of what he preached.
chud was divisiveness, he caused hate, racism and division in everyplace that had to ever suffer his existence.
Chad naturally loved people and all living things, he always wanted what was best for all.
chud was hate. he reviled all. living and non living alike.

>>715287748
"Nooo! I cant fuck every single girl in every single game franchise!"

>>510029019
That's not even a Chud meme. They drew their own. Absolutely shameful display.

>>509591280
I really, really cannot stand when women dress sexually in places it isn't appropriate. When I'm getting groceries, going for a walk in the park, or just walking downtown I don't want to be bombarded by lustful thoughts when a woman is wearing the tightest, shortest, most form fitting spandex humanly possible. I also notice younger and younger women dress this way, probably in direct correlation with divorce rates and fatherless homes.

It has dawned on me that despite preaching the opposite, every space women enter they must objectify themselves by wearing the most sexually arousing clothing possible. I refuse to even look their direction because I don't want to validate their attention whoring. The best thing is as a guy you aren't allowed to say shit because that's either harassment or you're a perv for noticing. It's one massive gaslight. If I wear nothing but an undersized speedo that shows a topographical map of my dick and ass to the grocery store, I shouldn't be surprised when people look offended.

Feminism is to blame, which is downstream of Marxism.

>>508985177
the big nothing bill

כשאני חושב על יום ראשון אני מרגיש את הדחף הבלתי נשלט לעזוב את הלימודים , את הארץ ואת החיים ולעבור לאיזה חור נידח ולהקים חווה או להסתגר באיזה מרתף ואף פעם לא לצאת החוצה ולהיות NEET

עוד מישהו ככה?

Drunk me is no coder but clearly the Nothing Ever Happens® algorithm is wrong because something absolutely happened today.

if (president >=Democrat){
nothing.happen.exe
} else if (president >=Republican){
(math.random() < 0.2 ) something.happen.exe
else nothing.happen.exe
}

This is what I've come up with so far. Feel free to amend as needed.

>>507829335

I think I gave the Iranian girl the ick
billions must die now, go Israel