I FUARKING love western cape GODmics so much bros....

The Alpha of Asgard.
The Bringer of Bifrost.
The Champion of Chads.
The Demigod of Dominance.
The Emperor of Enchantment.
The Forger of Fates.
The Herald of the Heavens.
The Incarnation of Infinity.
The Juggernaut of Justice.
The Lord of Lightning.
The Maestro of Mjolnir.
The Nemesis of Nihilists.
The Oracle of the Odinson Line.
The Punisher of Pantheons.
The Quintessential Quaker of Cosmos.
The Ragnarök Rhapsodist.
The Stormsmith Supreme.
The Thunder-Thigh’d Tyrant of Triumph.
The Unfathomable Uru Overlord.
The Valhalla Vanguard.
The Warbringer of Worlds.
The Yielder of Yggdrasil’s Wrath.

The Swole Sovereign of the Skies.
The Beard That Blinded a Billion Stars.
The Protein-Powered Prince of the Planets.
The One Who Benched the Midgard Serpent for Warm-Up.
The Asgardian Who Squats Celestial Corpses.
The Slayer of Serpents and Saviors.
The Cape-Clad Colossus of Charisma.
The Only God Loki Ever Respected (begrudgingly).
The Himbo Hercules Couldn’t Outlift.
The Sky-Wrecker.
The Storm-Breather.
The Thunder-Walker.
The Lightning-Talker.
The 12-Pack-Wielding Tempest Tyrant.
The Flexer of Fundamental Forces.
The Bicep That Birthed the Big Bang.
The Whisperer of Mjolnir’s Madness.
The Bachelor of Broken Timelines.
The Destroyer of Doomsdays.
The Absolute Unit of the Aesir.
The Thor That Even Thanos Feared.
The Warrior Whose Neck Could Snap Infinity.

THE FATHER OF FROSTGIANT'S FEARS.
THE STORM-KING WHO NEVER SKIPS LEG DAY.
THE GOD OF GAINS.
THE PRIDE OF PUMPED-UP PANTHEONS.
THE INDOMITABLE RAGNAROK REBORN.
THE THUNDEROUS TANK OF TRANSCENDENCE.
THE CHAD OF CHADS

ENTER CHADhor!!!!