Have you ever just picked a small rural town and traveled to it for a week to live the life? Ideally not a tourist town/ one next to giant parks for instance.

I just can't imagine ever living outside of the northeast US.

Like if you go to places like CA or CO everywhere has a fucking spic name. Mexico can take the whole area back if they really want it so badly for all I care. CA is so violent it might as well be Mexico again already.

And the midwest is fucking flat (and irrelevant). Betty, idfk how fake-nice you are, but I don't want your potato hotdish surprise casserole.

Everything south of the Mason Dixon line is so fucking hot and humid. Plus I wouldn't fit into either white or negro southern culture. Jemima, idfk how fake-nice you are, but I don't want your greasy Carolina-style pork-rind mac-and-cheese with gravy and biscuits. I like snow, chowdah, and being underweight. Fight me.

I'm a chink, so most of my friends were fellow chink buddies from church, but some ended up moving to TX at some point. Mom got a new job or something. I lost touch with them long ago, but I wonder how they're faring. Like if it sucks or anything.

I like deciduous trees. I like Italian food. I like colonial history, old houses, and historical costume from the 1700s. I like Ivy League culture. I like blond preppy intellectual girls/women with round glasses and plaid skirts. I like American literature. I like fall foliage, apple-picking during harvest season, and farms. I like maple sugaring and maple syrup. I like stumpy orange hills mountains that aren't as snow-covered as "real" mountains. I like white-steepled Methodist and Episcopal churches. I like Jewish American aesthetics. I like mansions in inner-ring Boston suburbs, Connecticut, Long Island, Westchester County, the Somerset Hills, and the Mainline.

And you can't rip any of it away from me.

I can't imagine ever living outside of the northeast US desu.

Like if you go to places like CA or CO everywhere has a fucking spic name. Mexico can take the whole area back if they really want it so badly for all I care. CA is so violent it might as well be Mexico again already.

And the midwest is fucking flat (and irrelevant). Betty, idfk how fake-nice you are, but I don't want your potato hotdish surprise casserole.

Everything south of the Mason Dixon line is so fucking hot and humid. Plus I wouldn't fit into either white or negro southern culture. Jemima, idfk how fake-nice you are, but I don't want your greasy Carolina-style pork-rind mac-and-cheese with gravy and biscuits. I like snow, chowdah, and being underweight. Fight me.

I'm a chink, so most of my friends were fellow chink buddies from church, but some ended up moving to TX at some point. Mom got a new job or something. I lost touch with them long ago, but I wonder how they're faring. Like if it sucks or anything.

I like deciduous trees. I like Italian food. I like colonial history, old houses, and historical costume from the 1700s. I like Ivy League culture. I like blond preppy intellectual girls/women with round glasses and plaid skirts. I like American literature. I like fall foliage, apple-picking during harvest season, and farms. I like maple sugaring and maple syrup. I like stumpy orange hills mountains that aren't as snow-covered as "real" mountains. I like white-steepled Methodist and Episcopal churches. I like Jewish American aesthetics. I like mansions in inner-ring Boston suburbs, Connecticut, Long Island, Westchester County, the Somerset Hills, and the Mainline.

And you can't rip any of it away from me.