>>716480364
>tfw no half naked girl in my bedroom to play stupid ass games with me

>>532664110
>Just imagine living in a remote island with a cute blonde acolyte gf that fishes with you..
my heart... i don't think it's supposed to feel like this...

>Blue Archive drops on Steam
>Years of waiting, praying, copium-fueled hype
>"This is it," I whisper, loading in with tears in my eyes

Concurrent players: 6,178

I feel my soul leave my body.
My screen fades to grayscale.

The only thing louder than the silence in my Discord VC is the sound of Nexon choking on its own incompetence.

The "most popular waifu game"

The client crashes. Arona stares at me. Empty. Soulless. Mocking.

I whisper, trembling:
“E tu... Arona?”

She just loops the tutorial voice line like a broken doll.

I uninstall. I lie down. I do not get up.

/chug/ brehs....the mutts...they did it...again...
it's...over...so over...