already too much plastic in the ocean

It’s not that I dislike you… it’s that I don’t understand why you exist near me.

I am this close *pinch emoji* to summoning anons from other boards to drive you nameniggers OUT.

you are hallucinated

When that guy comes into a thread and starts rambling incoherently, then more posters appear and they start replying to his rambling like they understand it.

>>12405290
Make your own. It's very easy, buy small tomatoes, in a pan of olive oil add some chopped garlic but be careful not to burn it, then add your tomatoes. You can chop them in half if you so wish but you don't have to. You just fry them until they're bursting then add to pasta.

>guy compliments my jacket
>immediately wonder if hes gay and wants to fuck me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

im not gay but if i was ever hit on id go along with anything any man wanted

>>212759606
>17
>child

>>>/hm/2676953 i made this post

>band records and releases a scathing diss track that is clearly about their totally oblivious bassist, make her play the song a bunch of times on tour and then fire her and never play the song again

eat shit

I have a big penis but look like a chud. Explain how I'm ever going to get laid without exposing myself in public.